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BAFTA Prom: Thandie Newton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00

Could be worse, I suppose. Mariah Carey could have been wearing it. Or Jessica Simpson. Or even Victoria Beckham. There could have been tits pouring out and pink lipstick and a Ken Paves weave to paint the whole thing trailer. But an atrocity on Thandie Newton doesn’t seem so atrocious – usually so delicate and beautiful and flawless and while this is a huge, prom pouffy disappointment, it’s also not that bad. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2007 12:00:00 February 9, 2007 12:00:00

sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five soon as I get home to change it. Full Story

Three Spices out for Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00

In London last night – of course my girl Posh had to outshine the other two. Note the elegant but understated Geri and Emma while Victoria shows up in leather and spots and red lipstick just in case no one noticed. Love.Her. As you can imagine, all this has prompted yet another round of speculation about a Spice Reunion – ridiculous, really because if you think about it, any suggestion of a Spice Reunion would mean that Victoria would have to share the stage with 4 other people. Full Story

The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story

Beautiful Drew Five Times Live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Her 5th time hosting SNL did not disappoint – a resurgence in the show of late, non? And she looked amazing. Slim but still curvy, glowing, great skin, a better smile, not afraid to skewer anyone…including 12 year old Dakota Fanning, quite obvious now that the awkward-no-one-can-stand-her phase is in full swing. Full Story

Katie Holmes: calling creativity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by the GMD, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to come later but still…even with a low resolution shot, Katie is breathtaking. Full Story

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The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show young girls what a healthy body looks like. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story