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The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2007 12:00:00 February 9, 2007 12:00:00

sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five soon as I get home to change it. Full Story

Three Spices out for Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00

In London last night – of course my girl Posh had to outshine the other two. Note the elegant but understated Geri and Emma while Victoria shows up in leather and spots and red lipstick just in case no one noticed. Love.Her. As you can imagine, all this has prompted yet another round of speculation about a Spice Reunion – ridiculous, really because if you think about it, any suggestion of a Spice Reunion would mean that Victoria would have to share the stage with 4 other people. Full Story

The Beckhams’ MiniBreak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Arriving at Nice Airport yesterday apparently on a minibreak from his duties with Real Madrid, coordinated and “camera shy” per usual. But this is what I love about Posh & Becks. They might “say” they don’t want to be photographed and they might plead with photographers not to take their photograph but somehow, someway in every photograph, especially photographs of them together, they always manage to look perfect. Full Story

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story

Beautiful Drew Five Times Live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Her 5th time hosting SNL did not disappoint – a resurgence in the show of late, non? And she looked amazing. Slim but still curvy, glowing, great skin, a better smile, not afraid to skewer anyone…including 12 year old Dakota Fanning, quite obvious now that the awkward-no-one-can-stand-her phase is in full swing. Full Story

Katie Holmes: calling creativity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2007 12:00:00 February 1, 2007 12:00:00

And isn’t this why it’s so sad? To be captured by the GMD, to be robbed of such beauty? When such beauty could have been paired with Leo? Or someone less…Scientologised? Katie inside and on the upcoming cover of Harpers Bazaar. Only screen caps – better quality to come later but still…even with a low resolution shot, Katie is breathtaking. Full Story

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The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show young girls what a healthy body looks like. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story

Friday, January 26, 2007 Dear Gossips, Paris Hilton a pill-popper? And why is that shocking? More details from Paris Exposed, details courtesy the NY Post – turns out Paris appears to be in regular possession of prescription medication including painkillers and Valtrex which of course is used to treat Herpes. All this in addition to what looks like a motherload of coke dumped over a friend’ s chest and of course the drug rumours that have long surrounded her crew but never seem to stick to her, despite the fact that she’s supposedly wellknown among Young Hollywood to be a more than occasional recreational user… Which begs the question: why is Paris Hilton the Teflon Heiress? While Britney and Lindsay and Nicole are vilified incessantly for questionable behaviour, with addiction automatically intimated as the explanation, Paris Hilton, the most morally reprehensible of the lot, always manages to skulk away unsoiled. Unfortunately gossips… she will live through this scandal, in fact she will thrive and possibly get even stronger through this scandal, as Hollywood Ebola always does in times of adversity, it’s depressing but it’s true: Paris Hilton will never die. Friday – real time blogging, check back often, and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy 21st Birthday to Lisa in Texas – live it up girl! PPS. Regarding your emails about Chav and Posh and a definition: it’s not in the Gossip Guide because it’s not an expression or a modification of one that I can take credit for. Gorgessity and Gay Midge Dwarf on the other hand…all mine. Click here for a hilariously academic study of Chav, though not exactly on point as it relates to the Beckhams specifically, it’ll give you a general idea and amuse you in the details – enjoy!

A Call From David Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s phone call to a very sick 19 year old from Hamilton, Ontario - at times too weak to talk and fighting for her life - who received a spark of hope in the form of a phone call from the world"s most high profile footballer. Full Story