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Friday, January 26, 2007 Dear Gossips, Paris Hilton a pill-popper? And why is that shocking? More details from Paris Exposed, details courtesy the NY Post – turns out Paris appears to be in regular possession of prescription medication including painkillers and Valtrex which of course is used to treat Herpes. All this in addition to what looks like a motherload of coke dumped over a friend’ s chest and of course the drug rumours that have long surrounded her crew but never seem to stick to her, despite the fact that she’s supposedly wellknown among Young Hollywood to be a more than occasional recreational user… Which begs the question: why is Paris Hilton the Teflon Heiress? While Britney and Lindsay and Nicole are vilified incessantly for questionable behaviour, with addiction automatically intimated as the explanation, Paris Hilton, the most morally reprehensible of the lot, always manages to skulk away unsoiled. Unfortunately gossips… she will live through this scandal, in fact she will thrive and possibly get even stronger through this scandal, as Hollywood Ebola always does in times of adversity, it’s depressing but it’s true: Paris Hilton will never die. Friday – real time blogging, check back often, and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy 21st Birthday to Lisa in Texas – live it up girl! PPS. Regarding your emails about Chav and Posh and a definition: it’s not in the Gossip Guide because it’s not an expression or a modification of one that I can take credit for. Gorgessity and Gay Midge Dwarf on the other hand…all mine. Click here for a hilariously academic study of Chav, though not exactly on point as it relates to the Beckhams specifically, it’ll give you a general idea and amuse you in the details – enjoy!

A Call From David Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2007 12:00:00 January 26, 2007 12:00:00

He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s phone call to a very sick 19 year old from Hamilton, Ontario - at times too weak to talk and fighting for her life - who received a spark of hope in the form of a phone call from the world"s most high profile footballer. Full Story

The Beckham Breast Sling Debuts in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

This is what happens when your tits outweigh your body. Check it out – Victoria in Paris for the Gaultier show, six months ago she had to go as Katie’s plus one, but now that the $250 million has been made public, every designer is fighting for the right to rub himself all over her. See? Chav and Couture really CAN mix…except of course when it comes to her concrete tits. Full Story

Robo-Brides & Armani in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

Burberry may have deemed her too Chav for their brand but clearly Armani doesn’t have the same issues – as you can see he can’t seem to take his hands off of her. Or maybe that’s only because she’s wearing his dress and promoting his new Parisian location? Regardless, both robo-brides seem to be enamoured of the Italian couturier who, as you recall, also designed Katie’s rather assy wedding dress, and the new BFFs showed up in matching black to offer support – Victoria in full skirt plastic princess prom dress, Katie continuing to channel the look of a 70 year old Manhattan socialite: love the top, hate the bottom and given her expression, I do believe she’s turning into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Posh & Karl: Concrete Tits & The Bitchbeating Fan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

Ok…how can you not LOVE this? I. Worship. Posh in plastic glory and a killer pants suit with Le Karl himself at Paris Fashion Week trying to out-stoneface each other in a posing frenzy - now THAT’s what I call tacky-ass heaven. Not surprisingly, Victoria is in town spending more of David’s Galaxy money after checking in for a couple of days in Madrid which makes you wonder – almost an entire month away from home, away from her quivering hunk of a husband and his wandering golden balls… has David been tasting some last minute Spanish temptation before saying goodbye to Real forever? British gossips are buzzing, nothing concrete yet, but there is ALWAYS the possibility. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: behind the concrete tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK You love them and you hate them – the manifestation of the patented Beckham Chav sitting like a shelf on the Posh chest, obnoxious yet irresistible, the very formula for our fascination about her everything: her body, her clothes, her c*cksucking pout, her ridiculous play for attention every time she goes out. Full Story

Posh Fashion Week continues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" room, the idea being to almost create pitch inside the mansion. Full Story

Katie and JLo: Robo-brides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in favour of a gaggle of Thetans holding court inside. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, very little makeup, hair unstyled – actually really cute. Full Story

Beckham the Thespian?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks and quivering body, acting is definitely a viable post-football career. Full Story

Blame the Gay Midget Dwarf?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

The English and the Beckhams – a love/hate relationship, they say they can’t stand the Chav but when the Chav leaves the Motherland, it’s accusations of betrayal and disloyalty and greed, with Victoria positioned as the primary scapegoat. And you wonder why I’m an anglophile? According to UK rags, David was desperate to rejoin The Premiereship but Posh talked him out of it, preferring the glitz and the glam of Hollywood to the understated restraint of her British roots and in the end, they say Becks only agreed for the sake of the children, favouring American schools and security over their European options… Yet again, Victoria gets what Victoria wants. Full Story