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The Beckham Breast Sling Debuts in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

This is what happens when your tits outweigh your body. Check it out – Victoria in Paris for the Gaultier show, six months ago she had to go as Katie’s plus one, but now that the $250 million has been made public, every designer is fighting for the right to rub himself all over her. See? Chav and Couture really CAN mix…except of course when it comes to her concrete tits. Full Story

Robo-Brides & Armani in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

Burberry may have deemed her too Chav for their brand but clearly Armani doesn’t have the same issues – as you can see he can’t seem to take his hands off of her. Or maybe that’s only because she’s wearing his dress and promoting his new Parisian location? Regardless, both robo-brides seem to be enamoured of the Italian couturier who, as you recall, also designed Katie’s rather assy wedding dress, and the new BFFs showed up in matching black to offer support – Victoria in full skirt plastic princess prom dress, Katie continuing to channel the look of a 70 year old Manhattan socialite: love the top, hate the bottom and given her expression, I do believe she’s turning into Nicole Kidman. Full Story

Posh & Karl: Concrete Tits & The Bitchbeating Fan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

Ok…how can you not LOVE this? I. Worship. Posh in plastic glory and a killer pants suit with Le Karl himself at Paris Fashion Week trying to out-stoneface each other in a posing frenzy - now THAT’s what I call tacky-ass heaven. Not surprisingly, Victoria is in town spending more of David’s Galaxy money after checking in for a couple of days in Madrid which makes you wonder – almost an entire month away from home, away from her quivering hunk of a husband and his wandering golden balls… has David been tasting some last minute Spanish temptation before saying goodbye to Real forever? British gossips are buzzing, nothing concrete yet, but there is ALWAYS the possibility. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: behind the concrete tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK You love them and you hate them – the manifestation of the patented Beckham Chav sitting like a shelf on the Posh chest, obnoxious yet irresistible, the very formula for our fascination about her everything: her body, her clothes, her c*cksucking pout, her ridiculous play for attention every time she goes out. Full Story

Posh Fashion Week continues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Brown leather coat we"ve seen before but still... Posh dressed to kill while looking for schools for the kids and also the American Beckham castle, reportedly turning down several because they"re "too small". Plans for renovations include soccer themed motif in all boys" room, the idea being to almost create pitch inside the mansion. Full Story

Katie and JLo: Robo-brides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Aside from bowing down to Leah Remini’s scientological finger, do Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez have more in common that we originally thought? Gossip still coming in from the Globes afterparties, this time at the CAA event held at the Argyle where even Sean Combs was turned away in favour of a gaggle of Thetans holding court inside. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, very little makeup, hair unstyled – actually really cute. Full Story

Beckham the Thespian?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks and quivering body, acting is definitely a viable post-football career. Full Story

Blame the Gay Midget Dwarf?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

The English and the Beckhams – a love/hate relationship, they say they can’t stand the Chav but when the Chav leaves the Motherland, it’s accusations of betrayal and disloyalty and greed, with Victoria positioned as the primary scapegoat. And you wonder why I’m an anglophile? According to UK rags, David was desperate to rejoin The Premiereship but Posh talked him out of it, preferring the glitz and the glam of Hollywood to the understated restraint of her British roots and in the end, they say Becks only agreed for the sake of the children, favouring American schools and security over their European options… Yet again, Victoria gets what Victoria wants. Full Story

Concrete Tits: The Frenzied Arrival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Touching down at the weekend aboard a British Airways flight, prompting a pappy clusterf*ck at LAX which is quite likely exactly what she was after. I mean, why else would Posh forgo the private jet? You know she doesn’t love the environment, you know she’d rather sit in camel coloured leather seats without having to suffer the indignity of SHARING flight attendants with other passengers, and yet here she is, hopping off a commercial liner as a small village of photographers gathers on the welcome mat, soaking in every flash, the splashiest of arrivals, proving once and for all that… Posh Spice was born for Los Angeles. Full Story

Friday, January 12, 2007 Dear Gossips, Was held up in meetings and media yesterday and thus was unable to join in the collective euphoria over The News: It will be Angel. The Beckhams’ Final Attempt – will it be Waterloo? Can they really conquer America? Or does $250 million over 5 years mean they already have? Globes just three days away, more presenters announced including Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts. And remember – BOTH Cam AND Pip have been tapped to attend, and now that they’ve finally issued confirmation of a split, the awkward fireworks on that carpet should be absolutely delicious. Friday – posting continually throughout the day, check back often for updates, have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My love and smutty thanks to Suzanne, Tova, and Vanessa for the special visit at Off The Record yesterday… PPS. My love and smutty thanks to all of you who’ve asked for an editorial re: the Page Six heroin blind item/Marilyn Manson/Angelina Jolie connection. Am leaving Toronto for home on Saturday – look for my comments late Sunday/Monday morning. PPPS. Check me out on the CBC Morning News Friday at 9:30am EST dishing on all things Beckham!