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Concrete Tits: The Frenzied Arrival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Touching down at the weekend aboard a British Airways flight, prompting a pappy clusterf*ck at LAX which is quite likely exactly what she was after. I mean, why else would Posh forgo the private jet? You know she doesn’t love the environment, you know she’d rather sit in camel coloured leather seats without having to suffer the indignity of SHARING flight attendants with other passengers, and yet here she is, hopping off a commercial liner as a small village of photographers gathers on the welcome mat, soaking in every flash, the splashiest of arrivals, proving once and for all that… Posh Spice was born for Los Angeles. Full Story

Friday, January 12, 2007 Dear Gossips, Was held up in meetings and media yesterday and thus was unable to join in the collective euphoria over The News: It will be Angel. The Beckhams’ Final Attempt – will it be Waterloo? Can they really conquer America? Or does $250 million over 5 years mean they already have? Globes just three days away, more presenters announced including Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts. And remember – BOTH Cam AND Pip have been tapped to attend, and now that they’ve finally issued confirmation of a split, the awkward fireworks on that carpet should be absolutely delicious. Friday – posting continually throughout the day, check back often for updates, have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My love and smutty thanks to Suzanne, Tova, and Vanessa for the special visit at Off The Record yesterday… PPS. My love and smutty thanks to all of you who’ve asked for an editorial re: the Page Six heroin blind item/Marilyn Manson/Angelina Jolie connection. Am leaving Toronto for home on Saturday – look for my comments late Sunday/Monday morning. PPPS. Check me out on the CBC Morning News Friday at 9:30am EST dishing on all things Beckham!

Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day but never a bad coat and shoes day. Full Story

Posh & Becks: Chav to America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is 100% British - removing it from its foundation could have unforeseeable consequences. Full Story

Becks: exit Spain, enter LA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially since he had already talked about an offer that was presented last week that was still under consideration: "Nobody has said anything to us. Full Story

Purple Posh Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2007 12:00:00 January 5, 2007 12:00:00

Well…what else is new? Shopping in London wearing a motherhonkin’ huge emerald, concrete tits disappointingly concealed. Word is she and Becks were supposed to join the British crowd in Thailand over New Year’s but I’ve just heard a rumour that they were paid something crazy like $6 million to be in Japan instead. Full Story

The Pip Split?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, can you honestly say Pipsqueak is goodlooking? Take a close, close look – from the Alpha Dog premiere last night - is this really the hotness? Is this David Beckham? Is this Hot Harry on a Horse? Please. Full Story

Wednesday, January 3, 2007 Dear Gossips, Demi Moore – after excess and concrete, her new subtlety has done wonders. Victoria Beckham could stand to learn, non? More on Demi’s Vanity Fair appearance below. Also - Golden Globe buzz now starting to build with the show less than 2 weeks away, A-list presenters are being added daily, and it appears that Tennessee is being well represented. Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, look out for a new riddle to ring in the new year. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Christina Aguilera: NYE Downsize?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Body looks amazing, a bit too cake on the face but overall…Christina rang in 07 in fabulous fashion. And more proportionate too? If I recall correctly, the tits were rather Posh Beckham before. See attached circa September 2005 and compare to these pics from NYE celebrations – breasts in moderation, much more “believable” and decidedly improved. Full Story

Tara Reid: Un-Fixable Ghetto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

As much as we try to observe those Buddha on the Mountain, Lotus-leaf-and-meditation Oprah moments, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that while it’s NEVER OK to die for it or suffer or hurt yourself or to be insensible, some if not most of us would like to be thin, to have a nice body. Hell, when you think about it, Oprah is the frickin’ poster girl for wanting a body that has eluded her for years and if you ask me, all that bullsh-t about loving yourself as the first step to losing weight is really just a smokescreen for pure plain Vanity – and hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being Vain, so long as you own it, you know? Better that than hiding it behind a yoga pose waxing wise about Inner Beauty. Full Story

Posh: my appetite is as real as my tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Because few bitches are as amusingly absurd at times and genuinely endearing at others. Genuinely endearing examples include Victoria on video - see the Ali G appearance from 2002 and the Beckhams’ World Cup Party this year via YouTube for reference – and Victoria on the rare occasion when she’s smiling…it’s adorable. Full Story