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Oral Beckham, Hidden Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Never fails to quiver my loins when Becks is playing doting father – here he is holding Cruz, bottle in mouth, looking relaxed and ridiculously hot just a day after the blockbuster announcement. Victoria, as you can see, appears to be in “hiding” mode. Perhaps a bad skin and hair day but never a bad coat and shoes day. Full Story

Posh & Becks: Chav to America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Inevitable…but also a little sad. As I’ve said over the last few days, the Beckhams are the essence of Excess, and while their blatant, unapologetic tackiness will most certainly blend in beautifully in Los Angeles, it is also undeniable that the soul of the celebrated Beckham Chav is 100% British - removing it from its foundation could have unforeseeable consequences. Full Story

Becks: exit Spain, enter LA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially since he had already talked about an offer that was presented last week that was still under consideration: "Nobody has said anything to us. Full Story

Purple Posh Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2007 12:00:00 January 5, 2007 12:00:00

Well…what else is new? Shopping in London wearing a motherhonkin’ huge emerald, concrete tits disappointingly concealed. Word is she and Becks were supposed to join the British crowd in Thailand over New Year’s but I’ve just heard a rumour that they were paid something crazy like $6 million to be in Japan instead. Full Story

The Pip Split?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, can you honestly say Pipsqueak is goodlooking? Take a close, close look – from the Alpha Dog premiere last night - is this really the hotness? Is this David Beckham? Is this Hot Harry on a Horse? Please. Full Story

Wednesday, January 3, 2007 Dear Gossips, Demi Moore – after excess and concrete, her new subtlety has done wonders. Victoria Beckham could stand to learn, non? More on Demi’s Vanity Fair appearance below. Also - Golden Globe buzz now starting to build with the show less than 2 weeks away, A-list presenters are being added daily, and it appears that Tennessee is being well represented. Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, look out for a new riddle to ring in the new year. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Christina Aguilera: NYE Downsize?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Body looks amazing, a bit too cake on the face but overall…Christina rang in 07 in fabulous fashion. And more proportionate too? If I recall correctly, the tits were rather Posh Beckham before. See attached circa September 2005 and compare to these pics from NYE celebrations – breasts in moderation, much more “believable” and decidedly improved. Full Story

Tara Reid: Un-Fixable Ghetto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

As much as we try to observe those Buddha on the Mountain, Lotus-leaf-and-meditation Oprah moments, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that while it’s NEVER OK to die for it or suffer or hurt yourself or to be insensible, some if not most of us would like to be thin, to have a nice body. Hell, when you think about it, Oprah is the frickin’ poster girl for wanting a body that has eluded her for years and if you ask me, all that bullsh-t about loving yourself as the first step to losing weight is really just a smokescreen for pure plain Vanity – and hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being Vain, so long as you own it, you know? Better that than hiding it behind a yoga pose waxing wise about Inner Beauty. Full Story

Posh: my appetite is as real as my tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

And this is why I love Victoria Beckham. Because few bitches are as amusingly absurd at times and genuinely endearing at others. Genuinely endearing examples include Victoria on video - see the Ali G appearance from 2002 and the Beckhams’ World Cup Party this year via YouTube for reference – and Victoria on the rare occasion when she’s smiling…it’s adorable. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Christmas Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

What would the holidays be like without a last look at Vicky’s concrete tits? And here they are, mounted higher than ever, and shelved especially prominently since she’s decided to shave off a few more inches off her waist with a tight cinch. You can never be too thin, you know. And when it comes to Posh, you can never be too ridiculous. Full Story

The Invaluable Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2006 12:00:00 December 19, 2006 12:00:00

Yesterday was her birthday. And where was Katie? Well, Katie took Connor and Isabella on a goodwill trip, heading over to East LA to drop off gifts and a Christmas tree to a needy family as part of an initiative organized by a “local charity” (the charity was unnamed at People Online.) Is your smut tingling? But let’s go easy on the cynicism, shall we? It’s been a long year, time to replenish my bitch for January and awards season, so I’ll naively assume there was no proselytising on this occasion - philanthropy straight up, no strings attached, yet another reason why Katie has become the crown the jewel in the Cruise Empire. Full Story