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Posh: Porcine in LA

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not the best angle of her nose, is it? Here’s my girl arriving in LA, local gossips tell me she’ll be hooking up with Katie for a pappy frenzied visit to Barney’s in addition to taking a few meetings about her jeans line AND a potential reality tv show about its production. Said it before and I’ll say it again – Victoria Beckham in moving photos is SO much better than Victoria Beckham frozen on film. Full Story

Megalomaniacal Posh?

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As in the case with Leo and with Gwyneth, criticism is most valuable when it comes from your most ardent supporters. No secret – I am unabashedly one of the biggest Beckham fans out there, in spite of the Chav, in spite of it all, I can’t get enough. But stunts like this are too obnoxious, even for me. Full Story

La Posh et Le Karl

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Despite what you may think, this is NOT a wax figure of my Posh. It is actually her, in the flesh, at the Bambi Awards in Stuttgard, alongside Karl Lagerfeld who must have been in a good mood since he didn’t bitchbeat her concrete tits with his Bitchbeating Fan. Actually, the Bitchbeating Fan seems to be missing, though the fashion torture gloves are present and accounted for and not put into use. Full Story

Eva’s Breasts: Kickin’ it Old School

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK Yet another addition on the ever growing list of reasons why Eva Green is quickly rising to the top of my Gwyneth List. Ordinarily I wouldn’t but hey – she says she’s proud of her nude scenes, per the London Sun, so why not celebrate her old school circa 70s europorn tits? In a world where plastic is considered preferable, where the standard is orange in colour and melon in roundness, where breasts are shaped like they came off a genetically manipulated orchard, more geometrically perfect than a circle, isn’t it nice to see what a real woman should look like? It’s one of the few redeemable qualities about my husband’s taste. Full Story

The Beckhams on the Sidelines

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for the glory of the Beckham brand, especially now that he’s no longer the stalwart captain of England football. Full Story

My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained last week I still haven’t been able to figure out how to fix it. Full Story

You, Me and Dupree – winners!

November 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three DVDs were up for grabs to those arguing for or against the legitimacy of the TomKat union. The winning entries below: Rob in Miami, Florida – selected for involving Disney in his debate No I think the wedding is nothing but blowing smoke up the mini van crowds asses. From day one, it has been nothing but one big fairy tale wedding. Full Story

The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at the LA Free Clinic event, owning the carpet as only she can. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED the photos and the ovation – probably in exchange for getting that dress at no cost. Full Story

The Beckhams arrive for TomKat

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David came!!! Originally said to have not been granted permission from Real Madrid due a match the next day, Becks has clearly finagled his way to the wedding of the year and as you can see, is by his wife’s side in Rome for the craziness unfolding on Saturday. But enough about the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story