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Devil Wears Prada Winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t. Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday. And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow! DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee: “I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story

All the GMD’s famous friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, they only roll with a certain crowd these days. As you know that crowd traveled all the way to Italy to fete their union, and they continue to do so back in LA, as evidenced last night, everyone reunited and out for dinner: Tom and Katie and Victoria and Jennifer and Marc. Can’t believe it – Posh and JLo can actually stand each other? Love, love, love. Full Story

On Board with Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to the private photo collection, there are also clues about the Beckham"s latest invasion of America. Full Story

Posh: Porcine in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Not the best angle of her nose, is it? Here’s my girl arriving in LA, local gossips tell me she’ll be hooking up with Katie for a pappy frenzied visit to Barney’s in addition to taking a few meetings about her jeans line AND a potential reality tv show about its production. Said it before and I’ll say it again – Victoria Beckham in moving photos is SO much better than Victoria Beckham frozen on film. Full Story

Megalomaniacal Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

As in the case with Leo and with Gwyneth, criticism is most valuable when it comes from your most ardent supporters. No secret – I am unabashedly one of the biggest Beckham fans out there, in spite of the Chav, in spite of it all, I can’t get enough. But stunts like this are too obnoxious, even for me. Full Story

La Posh et Le Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Despite what you may think, this is NOT a wax figure of my Posh. It is actually her, in the flesh, at the Bambi Awards in Stuttgard, alongside Karl Lagerfeld who must have been in a good mood since he didn’t bitchbeat her concrete tits with his Bitchbeating Fan. Actually, the Bitchbeating Fan seems to be missing, though the fashion torture gloves are present and accounted for and not put into use. Full Story

Eva’s Breasts: Kickin’ it Old School

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK Yet another addition on the ever growing list of reasons why Eva Green is quickly rising to the top of my Gwyneth List. Ordinarily I wouldn’t but hey – she says she’s proud of her nude scenes, per the London Sun, so why not celebrate her old school circa 70s europorn tits? In a world where plastic is considered preferable, where the standard is orange in colour and melon in roundness, where breasts are shaped like they came off a genetically manipulated orchard, more geometrically perfect than a circle, isn’t it nice to see what a real woman should look like? It’s one of the few redeemable qualities about my husband’s taste. Full Story

The Beckhams on the Sidelines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for the glory of the Beckham brand, especially now that he’s no longer the stalwart captain of England football. Full Story

My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained last week I still haven’t been able to figure out how to fix it. Full Story

You, Me and Dupree – winners!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Three DVDs were up for grabs to those arguing for or against the legitimacy of the TomKat union. The winning entries below: Rob in Miami, Florida – selected for involving Disney in his debate No I think the wedding is nothing but blowing smoke up the mini van crowds asses. From day one, it has been nothing but one big fairy tale wedding. Full Story

The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at the LA Free Clinic event, owning the carpet as only she can. Full Story