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My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained last week I still haven’t been able to figure out how to fix it. Full Story

You, Me and Dupree – winners!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Three DVDs were up for grabs to those arguing for or against the legitimacy of the TomKat union. The winning entries below: Rob in Miami, Florida – selected for involving Disney in his debate No I think the wedding is nothing but blowing smoke up the mini van crowds asses. From day one, it has been nothing but one big fairy tale wedding. Full Story

The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at the LA Free Clinic event, owning the carpet as only she can. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED the photos and the ovation – probably in exchange for getting that dress at no cost. Full Story

The Beckhams arrive for TomKat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

David came!!! Originally said to have not been granted permission from Real Madrid due a match the next day, Becks has clearly finagled his way to the wedding of the year and as you can see, is by his wife’s side in Rome for the craziness unfolding on Saturday. But enough about the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Brooke & Posh: the Battle over Katie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

So Oprah gets the shaft but Brooke Shields – repeat Scientology violator, she who dared to treat postpartum depression with drugs instead of with vitamins and exercise…Brooke gets invited?   Something smells sinister, don’t you think? How ‘bout this for a master plan? Brooke is an advocate for psychiatric assistance in treating mental health issues, the Hubbardites realise that Tom’s attack was poorly strategised, they engineer the apology on Jay Leno, then they send in their Top Gun – Katie Holmes - to further cement the reconciliation. Full Story

It’s George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the only thing he could lord over his friend and co-star. George tells People he’s still not interested in kids or marriage but his approach to both questions is decidedly less hardline – as in “No…but whatever happens, happens. Full Story

TomKat: the countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

What DON’T you know about this wedding? Per Page Six, the Scientological ceremony will go down Saturday at the Castello Odeascalchi overlooking Lake Bracciano north of Rome. Wedding party to be dressed by Armani, John Travolta will be shuttling many guests in on his private plane, and now Andrea Bocelli will be serenading Katie down the aisle. Full Story

The Daily Frump: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2006 12:00:00 November 10, 2006 12:00:00

I’m not saying she looks fat…obviously she doesn’t…but a great example of how even Posh Spice can look dumpy if not careful with the cut. I think it’s those concrete tits. Imagine someone else, flatchested, less bulky up front…a total improvement, right? But on Vicky? Top heavy and tipping over? The result is rather frumpy and not the least bit flattering. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Matthew McConaughey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2006 12:00:00 November 7, 2006 12:00:00

Celebrating his birthday in Australia. The Sexiest Man Alive curse is clearly kicking him hard and I don’t care how hot he used to be, you couldn’t pay with me David Beckham for a go at this greasy monkey. Doesn’t look like Penelope Cruz is looking back either. Check out beautiful Pene from a photo shoot taken yesterday. Full Story