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The Daily Frump: Victoria Beckham

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not saying she looks fat…obviously she doesn’t…but a great example of how even Posh Spice can look dumpy if not careful with the cut. I think it’s those concrete tits. Imagine someone else, flatchested, less bulky up front…a total improvement, right? But on Vicky? Top heavy and tipping over? The result is rather frumpy and not the least bit flattering. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Matthew McConaughey

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrating his birthday in Australia. The Sexiest Man Alive curse is clearly kicking him hard and I don’t care how hot he used to be, you couldn’t pay with me David Beckham for a go at this greasy monkey. Doesn’t look like Penelope Cruz is looking back either. Check out beautiful Pene from a photo shoot taken yesterday. Full Story

Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven?

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy covets his boots could be the temptation he needs to finally make the jump. Full Story

The Truth About Romeo

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Poor little guy. After being hospitalized several times over the last year, Romeo Beckham has been diagnosed with epilepsy, as revealed by Victoria when they were surrounding by pappies with flash cameras at Heathrow airport last Saturday. When the bulbs starting popping, Romeo apparently “started screaming in terror”, kicking with his legs as one aggressive photographer tried to get a shot from inside his stroller, at which point Victoria “pulled her blond-headed son to her, shielded him from the lights and yelled: "Leave him alone. Full Story


November 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Jeanine for reminding me…my new addiction and I forgot to share. Those of you signed up to Victoria Beckham’s new website should have already received a couple of emails from *her* about her book launch…but have you seen the videos??? VBTV has officially launched with the first in a series of promised clips of my Posh doing her “fashion” thing which of course consists of international shopping trips and making fun of clueless Japanese tour guides and holding a melon up to her face…a melon that curiously resembles her hard knock boobs. Full Story

Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia?

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed him, and that as such, she would – like all wives – do “anything for him”, which apparently means getting jacked so hard she was started to bald. Full Story

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

Becks: not the best man

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story

Posh in her Panties to be a Lady?

October 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on New Year"s Eve…have you heard this? Sir David Beckham? If memory serves, he"s already been honoured with an OBE and apparently headed up the ladder…a little early if you ask me, not to mention a little precarious too, given that Posh & Becks can"t go a week without a fresh scandal though, remarkably, things have been clean sailing for the last several months. Full Story

Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story