Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Becks: not the best man

October 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story

Posh in her Panties to be a Lady?

October 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on New Year"s Eve…have you heard this? Sir David Beckham? If memory serves, he"s already been honoured with an OBE and apparently headed up the ladder…a little early if you ask me, not to mention a little precarious too, given that Posh & Becks can"t go a week without a fresh scandal though, remarkably, things have been clean sailing for the last several months. Full Story

Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

October 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

A Clooney/Posh Contrast

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrity is amazing. Celebrity is about variety, there is something for everyone, celebrity covers every spectrum. Here"s George in Entertainment Weekly: I won"t be running myself. I don"t think I am qualified for a job in politics. But I feel we need to make some changes. I am becoming the biggest fan of Barack Obama. Full Story

The Daily Delusional: Victoria Beckham

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It goes without saying - I love me some Posh. But sometimes, not even the most hardcore Posh fan can argue that she"s completely offside, particularly when it comes to her massive fake boobs. So you know Victoria is coming out with this book - her own style guide gleaned from years of fashion observation and fashion trial and error. Full Story

The Daily Heaving Cleave: Patricia Arquette

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know this is wrong…on so many levels. It is wrong…but also so, so, so right. Because this is NOT Pamela Anderson"s fakies spilling out of a size 0. Or Victoria Beckham"s for that matter. This, my fellow gossips, is Patricia Arquette - all woman, all curves, wonderfully bodacious, amazingly REAL - spilling out of a dress that simply cannot contain her jiggle. Full Story

La Posh: leaving Paris in style

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? When the concrete tits are covered and when the fake nails are barely discernible, Victoria Beckham is a style Goddess. Here"s my girl leaving Paris a couple of days ago after staring into Katie"s soul-less eyes for the better part of week. As for those rumours that she could only gain access to Fashion Week as Katie"s Plus One, several sources I"ve spoken to are disputing that, going so far as to say that Victoria will be wearing some exclusive items during promo for that book she"s about to drop, particularly relevant because it"s a style guide - How to Be Posh, officially titled That Extra Half Inch. Full Story

Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who lost his mother last year and whose father cannot support him. Full Story

Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Tom & the Turtle

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? The jeans, the goofy way they hang, his stubby arms, his chest and gut, half way between middle age fit and middle age fat - I find it very, very, very hard to believe this man still makes "em swoon outside of Hello Kitty country, where emotionally stunted Asians run around with only half a brain and an auto-programmed giggle. Full Story