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Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed him, and that as such, she would – like all wives – do “anything for him”, which apparently means getting jacked so hard she was started to bald. Full Story

Posh & Katie: The End of the Sisterhood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2006 12:00:00 October 30, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that relations might not be so friendly these days between BFFs Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham following a row the two reportedly had over weight loss – or more precisely, Vicky’s suggestion that Katie lose more of it before walking down the aisle. Posh also had issues with the Gay Midget Hair Style and told Katie to have him cut it before the big day. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2006 12:00:00 October 27, 2006 12:00:00

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

Becks: not the best man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Unfortunately for the GMD – he will not have anything hot and male to look at while he’s getting married next month, at least not in the form of David Beckham. David apparently will not be able to attend the wedding because he has a match the next day for Real Madrid and the team will not release him to attend the Italian media event of the year. Full Story

Posh in her Panties to be a Lady?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2006 12:00:00 October 25, 2006 12:00:00

A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on New Year"s Eve…have you heard this? Sir David Beckham? If memory serves, he"s already been honoured with an OBE and apparently headed up the ladder…a little early if you ask me, not to mention a little precarious too, given that Posh & Becks can"t go a week without a fresh scandal though, remarkably, things have been clean sailing for the last several months. Full Story

Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny teeny dots in two pools of blue/green gorgessity? Is this natural? Or is it the new milkshake? Just asking… Off topic for a second… You ever notice that she"s always posing with her lips half parted? I love the lips half parted pose when it"s done right. Full Story

Cruise Confirms EVERYTHING

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2006 12:00:00 October 24, 2006 12:00:00

Some celebrities fight the truth every step of the way. Not because the truth ain"t the truth but because when their 2 week fight against the truth culminates on Oprah, it makes for really, really great press. Still others don"t say a word, preferring not to engage, choosing indifference above all. Full Story

A Clooney/Posh Contrast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Celebrity is amazing. Celebrity is about variety, there is something for everyone, celebrity covers every spectrum. Here"s George in Entertainment Weekly: I won"t be running myself. I don"t think I am qualified for a job in politics. But I feel we need to make some changes. I am becoming the biggest fan of Barack Obama. Full Story

The Daily Delusional: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

It goes without saying - I love me some Posh. But sometimes, not even the most hardcore Posh fan can argue that she"s completely offside, particularly when it comes to her massive fake boobs. So you know Victoria is coming out with this book - her own style guide gleaned from years of fashion observation and fashion trial and error. Full Story

The Daily Heaving Cleave: Patricia Arquette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

I know this is wrong…on so many levels. It is wrong…but also so, so, so right. Because this is NOT Pamela Anderson"s fakies spilling out of a size 0. Or Victoria Beckham"s for that matter. This, my fellow gossips, is Patricia Arquette - all woman, all curves, wonderfully bodacious, amazingly REAL - spilling out of a dress that simply cannot contain her jiggle. Full Story

La Posh: leaving Paris in style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

See? When the concrete tits are covered and when the fake nails are barely discernible, Victoria Beckham is a style Goddess. Here"s my girl leaving Paris a couple of days ago after staring into Katie"s soul-less eyes for the better part of week. As for those rumours that she could only gain access to Fashion Week as Katie"s Plus One, several sources I"ve spoken to are disputing that, going so far as to say that Victoria will be wearing some exclusive items during promo for that book she"s about to drop, particularly relevant because it"s a style guide - How to Be Posh, officially titled That Extra Half Inch. Full Story