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Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who lost his mother last year and whose father cannot support him. Full Story

Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Tom & the Turtle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? The jeans, the goofy way they hang, his stubby arms, his chest and gut, half way between middle age fit and middle age fat - I find it very, very, very hard to believe this man still makes "em swoon outside of Hello Kitty country, where emotionally stunted Asians run around with only half a brain and an auto-programmed giggle. Full Story

LastWord

The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Posh: Katie"s Paris + 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Holy heaving cleave! Check out Katie pouring outta her dress. Check out the diminutive Mrs Beckham making the normally normal-sized *Kate* look monstrous! Here they are again, in various stages of best friendship, taking Paris fashion week by storm. Funny thing is though - I"ve received several randoms emails from England this morning, all snarky and delightful (they do love to hate their Posh there), all cackling about Victoria"s stiff hand treatment. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Posh Ambition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Check her out in the pages of the new Australian Bazaar - it"s a gorgeous shoot, except for the fake nails…Remember Vicky: what would Gwyneth do? Anyway, as I said, the photos are fantastic, several pages of gorgeous designer clothing in which she manages not to smile even once. Full Story

Monday, October 2, 2006 UPDATE NOON PST - Per below, the Pitt India pictures have yet to be secured. As such, will deliver "Brangelina" details this evening on eTalk but photos forthcoming as soon as they"re available. Read on... Dear gossips, What"s worse? A young star who can"t stop spitting for pappies or a young star who can"t stop spreading for pappies? Can"t believe I"m about to say this but if you ask me, Paris"s diseased cooch is STILL preferable to a whiny little punk bride with a passion for projectile and respect for little else. In today"s issue: TomKat and the new rumour, TomKat and the Beckhams, the Beckhams and America, Cam and the beach, JLo and the Vampire, on Summer and Seth, on Paris and her panties, on Sienna, on Drew, and the new Spice hermaphrodite.

The Beckhams: Waterloo again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a film on Posh & Becks who I adore but who"ve also tried and failed to conquer the US not once but twice??? It"s a gamble not even he could afford. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Church Fashion Assy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

It is well known the arms length affection that exists between Posh and Elle. For months now there have swirled rumours, rumours that The Body covets the property of The Posh, rumours that The Becks did indeed goose The Body, resulting in rumours that The Posh keeps her friends close and The Body even closer. Full Story

Leo in Details

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop into a very serious acting career, with few recent flops if any, and a professional association almost entirely centred around Martin Scorcese. Full Story

The GMD: crushing on Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

David Beckham is, without dispute, one of the finest men on the planet. A face carved from Olympus, rock hard thunder thighs deft with a ball and even more deft wrapped around my body, a complete package proven to perform on and off the pitch, with goals, with sons, with mistresses… IQ notwithstanding, Becks is as close to perfect as it gets. Full Story