Victoria Beckham Gossip

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The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Posh: Katie"s Paris + 1

October 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy heaving cleave! Check out Katie pouring outta her dress. Check out the diminutive Mrs Beckham making the normally normal-sized *Kate* look monstrous! Here they are again, in various stages of best friendship, taking Paris fashion week by storm. Funny thing is though - I"ve received several randoms emails from England this morning, all snarky and delightful (they do love to hate their Posh there), all cackling about Victoria"s stiff hand treatment. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Posh Ambition

October 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check her out in the pages of the new Australian Bazaar - it"s a gorgeous shoot, except for the fake nails…Remember Vicky: what would Gwyneth do? Anyway, as I said, the photos are fantastic, several pages of gorgeous designer clothing in which she manages not to smile even once. Full Story

Monday, October 2, 2006
UPDATE NOON PST - Per below, the Pitt India pictures have yet to be secured. As such, will deliver "Brangelina" details this evening on eTalk but photos forthcoming as soon as they"re available. Read on... Dear gossips, What"s worse? A young star who can"t stop spitting for pappies or a young star who can"t stop spreading for pappies? Can"t believe I"m about to say this but if you ask me, Paris"s diseased cooch is STILL preferable to a whiny little punk bride with a passion for projectile and respect for little else. In today"s issue: TomKat and the new rumour, TomKat and the Beckhams, the Beckhams and America, Cam and the beach, JLo and the Vampire, on Summer and Seth, on Paris and her panties, on Sienna, on Drew, and the new Spice hermaphrodite.

The Beckhams: Waterloo again?

October 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a film on Posh & Becks who I adore but who"ve also tried and failed to conquer the US not once but twice??? It"s a gamble not even he could afford. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Church Fashion Assy

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It is well known the arms length affection that exists between Posh and Elle. For months now there have swirled rumours, rumours that The Body covets the property of The Posh, rumours that The Becks did indeed goose The Body, resulting in rumours that The Posh keeps her friends close and The Body even closer. Full Story

Leo in Details

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop into a very serious acting career, with few recent flops if any, and a professional association almost entirely centred around Martin Scorcese. Full Story

The GMD: crushing on Becks

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham is, without dispute, one of the finest men on the planet. A face carved from Olympus, rock hard thunder thighs deft with a ball and even more deft wrapped around my body, a complete package proven to perform on and off the pitch, with goals, with sons, with mistresses… IQ notwithstanding, Becks is as close to perfect as it gets. Full Story

Becks on Posh, Posh on alert

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits and concrete glutes, frozen puffy lips, text message affairs, Spanish affairs, groupie affairs, a son for every scandal, and the best duo posing this side of Siegfried & Roy. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: corny vs. ugly

September 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to Posh, smiling for the pappies is considered “corny”, which is why her cock pout is always in full force for her candids. Now you know she’s my girl, you know I worship her concrete tits and her bony little ass, but if it was up to me, if it was between corny or ugly, it would be corny every single time. Full Story

Friday, September 8, 2006
Dear gossips, PLEASE READ the intro. Apologies for repeat information but I just want to make sure to give everyone the heads up. As I"m on the road for the Toronto International Film Festival, the column will have a conventional blog-style format until September 18th. This means that subscribers WILL NOT receive emails in their inboxes alerting them to new updates. Instead, I will be posting throughout the day, every day, and the most recent entries will be at the top of the page JUST UNDER the opening paragraph, underneath the big box ad you see to your right. Please check back often for new scoop and please click on "THIS WEEK" from the left hand side of the page for previous entries you may have missed. For instance, on September 7th, I posted some Pitt/Jolie/Aniston/Vaughn info from TIFF that you may want to read. Something on the Beckhams too. Hope that helps - thanks so much for your patience and understanding. Remember, keep checking the first article under the opening for new posts. And now...let"s gossip!