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The Daily Delusional: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

It goes without saying - I love me some Posh. But sometimes, not even the most hardcore Posh fan can argue that she"s completely offside, particularly when it comes to her massive fake boobs. So you know Victoria is coming out with this book - her own style guide gleaned from years of fashion observation and fashion trial and error. Full Story

The Daily Heaving Cleave: Patricia Arquette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

I know this is wrong…on so many levels. It is wrong…but also so, so, so right. Because this is NOT Pamela Anderson"s fakies spilling out of a size 0. Or Victoria Beckham"s for that matter. This, my fellow gossips, is Patricia Arquette - all woman, all curves, wonderfully bodacious, amazingly REAL - spilling out of a dress that simply cannot contain her jiggle. Full Story

La Posh: leaving Paris in style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

See? When the concrete tits are covered and when the fake nails are barely discernible, Victoria Beckham is a style Goddess. Here"s my girl leaving Paris a couple of days ago after staring into Katie"s soul-less eyes for the better part of week. As for those rumours that she could only gain access to Fashion Week as Katie"s Plus One, several sources I"ve spoken to are disputing that, going so far as to say that Victoria will be wearing some exclusive items during promo for that book she"s about to drop, particularly relevant because it"s a style guide - How to Be Posh, officially titled That Extra Half Inch. Full Story

Madonna a Momma in Malawi - Take 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Let"s try this again: Madonna adopts! This time, her publicist has softened her stance, claiming she has no information on the report. However, the London Sun is reporting - with photo attached - that Madonna and Guy are indeed the proud parents of young David, 13 months, who lost his mother last year and whose father cannot support him. Full Story

Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Tom & the Turtle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? The jeans, the goofy way they hang, his stubby arms, his chest and gut, half way between middle age fit and middle age fat - I find it very, very, very hard to believe this man still makes "em swoon outside of Hello Kitty country, where emotionally stunted Asians run around with only half a brain and an auto-programmed giggle. Full Story


The Beckhams do not have matching cheekbones. Though if you take away the concrete tits and the kids and the marriage, you"re actually kinda close. Real time blogging will continue on Tuesday with fresh smut appearing at the top of the site. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Posh: Katie"s Paris + 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Holy heaving cleave! Check out Katie pouring outta her dress. Check out the diminutive Mrs Beckham making the normally normal-sized *Kate* look monstrous! Here they are again, in various stages of best friendship, taking Paris fashion week by storm. Funny thing is though - I"ve received several randoms emails from England this morning, all snarky and delightful (they do love to hate their Posh there), all cackling about Victoria"s stiff hand treatment. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: Posh Ambition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Check her out in the pages of the new Australian Bazaar - it"s a gorgeous shoot, except for the fake nails…Remember Vicky: what would Gwyneth do? Anyway, as I said, the photos are fantastic, several pages of gorgeous designer clothing in which she manages not to smile even once. Full Story

Monday, October 2, 2006 UPDATE NOON PST - Per below, the Pitt India pictures have yet to be secured. As such, will deliver "Brangelina" details this evening on eTalk but photos forthcoming as soon as they"re available. Read on... Dear gossips, What"s worse? A young star who can"t stop spitting for pappies or a young star who can"t stop spreading for pappies? Can"t believe I"m about to say this but if you ask me, Paris"s diseased cooch is STILL preferable to a whiny little punk bride with a passion for projectile and respect for little else. In today"s issue: TomKat and the new rumour, TomKat and the Beckhams, the Beckhams and America, Cam and the beach, JLo and the Vampire, on Summer and Seth, on Paris and her panties, on Sienna, on Drew, and the new Spice hermaphrodite.

The Beckhams: Waterloo again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2006 12:00:00 October 2, 2006 12:00:00

Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a film on Posh & Becks who I adore but who"ve also tried and failed to conquer the US not once but twice??? It"s a gamble not even he could afford. Full Story