Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Becks on Posh, Posh on alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits and concrete glutes, frozen puffy lips, text message affairs, Spanish affairs, groupie affairs, a son for every scandal, and the best duo posing this side of Siegfried & Roy. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: corny vs. ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

According to Posh, smiling for the pappies is considered “corny”, which is why her cock pout is always in full force for her candids. Now you know she’s my girl, you know I worship her concrete tits and her bony little ass, but if it was up to me, if it was between corny or ugly, it would be corny every single time. Full Story

Friday, September 8, 2006
Dear gossips, PLEASE READ the intro. Apologies for repeat information but I just want to make sure to give everyone the heads up. As I"m on the road for the Toronto International Film Festival, the column will have a conventional blog-style format until September 18th. This means that subscribers WILL NOT receive emails in their inboxes alerting them to new updates. Instead, I will be posting throughout the day, every day, and the most recent entries will be at the top of the page JUST UNDER the opening paragraph, underneath the big box ad you see to your right. Please check back often for new scoop and please click on "THIS WEEK" from the left hand side of the page for previous entries you may have missed. For instance, on September 7th, I posted some Pitt/Jolie/Aniston/Vaughn info from TIFF that you may want to read. Something on the Beckhams too. Hope that helps - thanks so much for your patience and understanding. Remember, keep checking the first article under the opening for new posts. And now...let"s gossip!

The Daily Gorgessity: Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

Sunday"s skepticism turned out to be well founded and as I"m sure you know, Spanish Beckham has yet to stake claim in Victoria"s womb. However, my favourite obsession did turn up in Venice today to promote their new fragrance...and I know I"m biased but holy sh-t does the bitch ever look good - stiff lips and concrete tits firmly in place. Full Story

Hola Spanish Beckham?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

Posh and Becks fans are losing their sh*t today over one little word signifying one huge development: is the Spanish Countdown underway??? Apparently so, according to a local tv station in Spain that caught up with David in his car, and upon being asked whether or not his wife was expecting, David"s response was a very simple "Si". Full Story

Posh mothers, Posh writes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a great beauty. Full Story

VB TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I"m blind to her chav but I’m telling you, she is much more amusing when she"s animated, when she"s not a torpedo titted pouting skeleton staring at you from a pappy lens. Full Story

Monday, August 21, 2006
Dear gossips, I was 12 when I was first introduced to Johnny Depp. Two decades of devotion, two decades spent admiring his ascent from bubble gum appeal to universal appeal, across sexes, across ages, across acting genres, and at 43…only getting better. In other words: bad news for the GMD. Because never mind the gaygay gossip, never mind the missing child, never mind the Katie hypnosis…never mind all that. Tom Cruise’s biggest problem is Johnny Depp – Johnny Depp owns the box office, Johnny Depp owns Teen Choice, Johnny Depp owns Ladies Choice, Queer Choice, and above all, Johnny Depp owns Hollywood. Suck on that TomTom. In today’s post-awards issue: fashion assy and fashion classy; Lindsay’s new protégé; smelling Beckham; admiring Katie; celebrating KFed; and reassurance about the Family Pitt.

The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what the f&CK is up with the hair??? Is it crimped? It is even washed? And third – was this a shoestring budget? Are we barely holding our designer sh*t together here? Because ANY one of their weird S&M Vogue photos would have been an improvement on this…here, I’ll give you a few examples. Full Story

Britney"s Boo Boo is her Poo Poo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2006 12:00:00 August 18, 2006 12:00:00

No, I"m not being immature, I"m just telling it like it is. And in the new issue of People Magazine, Britney talks about her baby Sean Preston, revealing a series of nicknames she has for him including but not limited to Boo Boo and Poo Poo. In other words - a mistake and a sh*t. Sorry gossips…had to be said. Full Story

Thursday, August 17, 2006
Dear gossips, Had to laugh Wednesday AM after technical difficulties prompted the following message from Kevin L in Toronto: "My conspiracy theory - Could it be that the GMD is coming after you because of all the correct info you have posted about Him and his Fake Family? And that is why the server you are on has crashed? I was looking forward to your scoops, and just cant get in. Damn the GMD and his minions." Flattered for the concern, Kevin and fortunately, I"m safe from the Crazy"s clutches for now. Server went sideways early Wednesday morning, resulting in many of you not getting your fix until later on in the day. Remember you can always subscribe which means you receive the full text of the column emailed to your inbox without the photos so you can always check the site for visual later. Hope that helps. As Herro Kitty would say: appreciate muchly your patience today and going forward for the next couple of days while we sort this out. Thank you, love you, owe you. And in case you missed Wednesday"s column, please click on "THIS WEEK" on the left hand side of the page and scroll down til you find August 16th. Quick short blast today since Hollywood hibernation (read: colonics, Botox, last minute tucking) is in full effect, preparing for super smut season just ahead. Emmys, VMAs, both leading in to the Toronto International Film Festival, award season releases dropping in the Fall, major premieres as Oscar contenders begin to emerge in earnest… we need to rest up too, savvy? By all accounts, it"s going to be frickin" madness from late August until March and if I have to keep up, YOU have to keep up! This issue: campaigning for Kate, Dina Lohan - model mother, Beyonce - model for madness, Jessica Alba - model for bitch, and the final verdict on Penelope Cruz. PS. Forgive me, please, if I seem a little…distracted. Just came from a screening of The Illusionist and, um, Edward Norton? Total Quiveration Nation. So much so that he"s just leapfrogged Hot Harry. PPS. Sweet Goddess - can we get through one f&cking day without hearing about Jennifer Aniston talking about the engagement that she doesn"t want to talk about but keeps talking about anyway because she can"t stand not talking about it??? Yesterday it was Courteney Cox as the mouthpiece. Now it"s an exclusive denial through People Magazine, turning what was a one week headline into a neverending one, showing yet again how puppetted we all are by the one and only Stephen Huvane. Seriously…if the Beckhams want America, they best hire him. And please don"t tell me there isn"t some very clever media manipulation going on here. You already know my theory , now take a look at Perez who has gone deliciously apesh*t on Jen"s toit tanned ass for the big giant fraud that just won"t die. Click here to get his take on the situation and while we may differ on logistics, we definitely agree on the crux: the "girl next door"? She don"t exist, y"all. What you see is spin, spin, spin.