Victoria Beckham Gossip

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August 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I"m blind to her chav but I’m telling you, she is much more amusing when she"s animated, when she"s not a torpedo titted pouting skeleton staring at you from a pappy lens. Full Story

Monday, August 21, 2006
Dear gossips, I was 12 when I was first introduced to Johnny Depp. Two decades of devotion, two decades spent admiring his ascent from bubble gum appeal to universal appeal, across sexes, across ages, across acting genres, and at 43…only getting better. In other words: bad news for the GMD. Because never mind the gaygay gossip, never mind the missing child, never mind the Katie hypnosis…never mind all that. Tom Cruise’s biggest problem is Johnny Depp – Johnny Depp owns the box office, Johnny Depp owns Teen Choice, Johnny Depp owns Ladies Choice, Queer Choice, and above all, Johnny Depp owns Hollywood. Suck on that TomTom. In today’s post-awards issue: fashion assy and fashion classy; Lindsay’s new protégé; smelling Beckham; admiring Katie; celebrating KFed; and reassurance about the Family Pitt.

The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what the f&CK is up with the hair??? Is it crimped? It is even washed? And third – was this a shoestring budget? Are we barely holding our designer sh*t together here? Because ANY one of their weird S&M Vogue photos would have been an improvement on this…here, I’ll give you a few examples. Full Story

Britney"s Boo Boo is her Poo Poo

August 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, I"m not being immature, I"m just telling it like it is. And in the new issue of People Magazine, Britney talks about her baby Sean Preston, revealing a series of nicknames she has for him including but not limited to Boo Boo and Poo Poo. In other words - a mistake and a sh*t. Sorry gossips…had to be said. Full Story

Thursday, August 17, 2006
Dear gossips, Had to laugh Wednesday AM after technical difficulties prompted the following message from Kevin L in Toronto: "My conspiracy theory - Could it be that the GMD is coming after you because of all the correct info you have posted about Him and his Fake Family? And that is why the server you are on has crashed? I was looking forward to your scoops, and just cant get in. Damn the GMD and his minions." Flattered for the concern, Kevin and fortunately, I"m safe from the Crazy"s clutches for now. Server went sideways early Wednesday morning, resulting in many of you not getting your fix until later on in the day. Remember you can always subscribe which means you receive the full text of the column emailed to your inbox without the photos so you can always check the site for visual later. Hope that helps. As Herro Kitty would say: appreciate muchly your patience today and going forward for the next couple of days while we sort this out. Thank you, love you, owe you. And in case you missed Wednesday"s column, please click on "THIS WEEK" on the left hand side of the page and scroll down til you find August 16th. Quick short blast today since Hollywood hibernation (read: colonics, Botox, last minute tucking) is in full effect, preparing for super smut season just ahead. Emmys, VMAs, both leading in to the Toronto International Film Festival, award season releases dropping in the Fall, major premieres as Oscar contenders begin to emerge in earnest… we need to rest up too, savvy? By all accounts, it"s going to be frickin" madness from late August until March and if I have to keep up, YOU have to keep up! This issue: campaigning for Kate, Dina Lohan - model mother, Beyonce - model for madness, Jessica Alba - model for bitch, and the final verdict on Penelope Cruz. PS. Forgive me, please, if I seem a little…distracted. Just came from a screening of The Illusionist and, um, Edward Norton? Total Quiveration Nation. So much so that he"s just leapfrogged Hot Harry. PPS. Sweet Goddess - can we get through one f&cking day without hearing about Jennifer Aniston talking about the engagement that she doesn"t want to talk about but keeps talking about anyway because she can"t stand not talking about it??? Yesterday it was Courteney Cox as the mouthpiece. Now it"s an exclusive denial through People Magazine, turning what was a one week headline into a neverending one, showing yet again how puppetted we all are by the one and only Stephen Huvane. Seriously…if the Beckhams want America, they best hire him. And please don"t tell me there isn"t some very clever media manipulation going on here. You already know my theory , now take a look at Perez who has gone deliciously apesh*t on Jen"s toit tanned ass for the big giant fraud that just won"t die. Click here to get his take on the situation and while we may differ on logistics, we definitely agree on the crux: the "girl next door"? She don"t exist, y"all. What you see is spin, spin, spin.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Dear gossips, My thanks to David Bachtel and Diva at the Met in Vancouver last night for the most lovely dining experience of the season…especially since, with all due respect, Chef Damon is one fine piece of culinary hotness. So. Le Divorce. Ironic, non? Two days worth of back and forth texts and phone calls and I"ll give you what I got re: the Hudson split. Also in today"s issue: the Beckhams visit Bono, Hot Harry"s hot hands, Lindsay Lohan"s hot breast, Jessica overdresses, Christina perfectly dresses, and some Hello Kitty hysteria to brighten up your day. PS. The most wonderful news straight from my lovely producer Danielle P - Beverly Hills 90210 Season 1 in stores OFFICIALLY ON NOVEMBER 7th!!! Don"t even try to tell me you"re not squealing. I won"t believe you. PPS. The truth about the Alba bitch spreads and spreads. Thanks to Amanda S for the tip about the mention in Defamer. And thanks to all of YOU out there for helping grow the site. Very humbled, very appreciative, very, very grateful. PPS. Courteney Cox is expected to speak to Access Hollywood on Wednesday denying the Jennifer/Vince engagement report from Us Weekly last week. Us Weekly in turn has gone back on the offensive, reiterating yet again that they stand by their story, and bringing out more examples of how they"ve been right in the past. And a full 7 days after the whole story initially broke, people are STILL talking about this non-maybe-definitely engagement, the same engagement Jen doesn"t want you to believe but that her loyal friends keep talking about, whether true or not. Have you ever seen someone go to such lengths to deny a report? What"s the point of denying something in a thousand ways if not to repeatedly create opportunities to deny it and repeatedly create opportunities for us to repeatedly talk about it? Like I said last week…Team Aniston"s Clever Spin. Well played, Huvane…well played.

The Beckhams, the rumours, the shoes

August 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seen yesterday at the airport in Nice, apparently spending a little time chez Bono. What"s the latest? The latest is one of the UK dailies reporting that Spanish Beckham has finally been conceived - a growing bump the explanation behind Posh"s preference for "loose" fitting clothing of late or more accurately, the last 3 times we"ve seen her out and about. Full Story

Monday, August 14, 2006
Dear gossips, Do not worry yourselves over the English manager"s decision to drop David from the squad. Believe me…the Beckhams themselves are far from gutted - so why should we be? If he really wants to play, he"ll ready himself in time to represent for Euro 2008. In the meantime, Posh & Becks are concerned with other matters, Spanish Beckham notwithstanding. Seems the DVB Corporation was rather buoyed last week by the enthusiasm shown them by American football fans, restoring confidence that there just might be American potential for their brand - so much so that under the right circumstances, my sources say Victoria could be persuaded to give Waterloo another go, depending on how her fragrance performs when it officially launches in the Fall. No decisions yet, as I said before, no major changes for at least 18 months, but it just goes to show you - there is life after Soccer and Spice. In today"s issue: Little Sci - THAT rumour and THE sighting; the sweetest ass; the juicy Jess; the Oscar buzz; Hugh Jackman"s double play; and the high crimes of Jennifer Lopez.

Posh & the People

August 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stop the presses. Victoria Beckham shops at TopShop??? Indeed she does. Today, August 9th, Oxford Street, Central London, as told to me by the lovely CK. Even more mind boggling…Mrs. Beckham was smiling! With no bodyguards and walking around the store with 2 staff members, declining to use the VIP section because she didn"t want the fuss. Full Story

Becks in America

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In just a few hours, David Beckham will be driving distance away. In Seattle for an exhibition, just a three hour car ride from Vancouver, border traffic notwithstanding and the reason behind the blazing rows I"ve been having with my husband since Sunday. I want the car for shopping and stalking, he needs it for work. Full Story

Monday, August 7, 2006
Dear gossips, My weekend: girls, gossip, golf, and gays. Praise Goddess but my liver weeps. As always, Pride Weekend was a two tone cocktail - tantalising and tragic, so hot, so not interested in my C cups…the kind of rejection Katie must deal with every day. Sigh. In today"s issue: checking in on Nicole, checking in on Lindsay, checking in on Tori, Cam and Tommy"s Saturday night dance party, on Jude, on Britney, on the Beckhams, and La Mimi is the new Hoff. Oh and quick note - I did end up posting last Friday the 4th so if you missed it, check back through archives. There"s a cute Rachel McAdams exclusive in there.