Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Victoria Beckham: Church Fashion Assy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

It is well known the arms length affection that exists between Posh and Elle. For months now there have swirled rumours, rumours that The Body covets the property of The Posh, rumours that The Becks did indeed goose The Body, resulting in rumours that The Posh keeps her friends close and The Body even closer. Full Story

Leo in Details

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2006 12:00:00 September 25, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Gisele, here"s Leo in Details, on promo just in time for The Departed. Not a huge fan, never taken with the Titanic wave, like Justin Timberlake, always a bit of a pipsqueak, although I do admire how he"s been able to parlay the teenybop into a very serious acting career, with few recent flops if any, and a professional association almost entirely centred around Martin Scorcese. Full Story

The GMD: crushing on Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

David Beckham is, without dispute, one of the finest men on the planet. A face carved from Olympus, rock hard thunder thighs deft with a ball and even more deft wrapped around my body, a complete package proven to perform on and off the pitch, with goals, with sons, with mistresses… IQ notwithstanding, Becks is as close to perfect as it gets. Full Story

Becks on Posh, Posh on alert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2006 12:00:00 September 20, 2006 12:00:00

We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits and concrete glutes, frozen puffy lips, text message affairs, Spanish affairs, groupie affairs, a son for every scandal, and the best duo posing this side of Siegfried & Roy. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: corny vs. ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2006 12:00:00 September 13, 2006 12:00:00

According to Posh, smiling for the pappies is considered “corny”, which is why her cock pout is always in full force for her candids. Now you know she’s my girl, you know I worship her concrete tits and her bony little ass, but if it was up to me, if it was between corny or ugly, it would be corny every single time. Full Story

Friday, September 8, 2006 Dear gossips, PLEASE READ the intro. Apologies for repeat information but I just want to make sure to give everyone the heads up. As I"m on the road for the Toronto International Film Festival, the column will have a conventional blog-style format until September 18th. This means that subscribers WILL NOT receive emails in their inboxes alerting them to new updates. Instead, I will be posting throughout the day, every day, and the most recent entries will be at the top of the page JUST UNDER the opening paragraph, underneath the big box ad you see to your right. Please check back often for new scoop and please click on "THIS WEEK" from the left hand side of the page for previous entries you may have missed. For instance, on September 7th, I posted some Pitt/Jolie/Aniston/Vaughn info from TIFF that you may want to read. Something on the Beckhams too. Hope that helps - thanks so much for your patience and understanding. Remember, keep checking the first article under the opening for new posts. And now...let"s gossip!

The Daily Gorgessity: Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

Sunday"s skepticism turned out to be well founded and as I"m sure you know, Spanish Beckham has yet to stake claim in Victoria"s womb. However, my favourite obsession did turn up in Venice today to promote their new fragrance...and I know I"m biased but holy sh-t does the bitch ever look good - stiff lips and concrete tits firmly in place. Full Story

Hola Spanish Beckham?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

Posh and Becks fans are losing their sh*t today over one little word signifying one huge development: is the Spanish Countdown underway??? Apparently so, according to a local tv station in Spain that caught up with David in his car, and upon being asked whether or not his wife was expecting, David"s response was a very simple "Si". Full Story

Posh mothers, Posh writes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a great beauty. Full Story

VB TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

UK tabloids are reporting that Simon Fuller, the man behind the Spice, is working on a possible telly deal for my Posh, something about fashion, not quite as light as a reality tv show but a vehicle to showcase her sense of humour. And I know you think I"m blind to her chav but I’m telling you, she is much more amusing when she"s animated, when she"s not a torpedo titted pouting skeleton staring at you from a pappy lens. Full Story

Monday, August 21, 2006 Dear gossips, I was 12 when I was first introduced to Johnny Depp. Two decades of devotion, two decades spent admiring his ascent from bubble gum appeal to universal appeal, across sexes, across ages, across acting genres, and at 43…only getting better. In other words: bad news for the GMD. Because never mind the gaygay gossip, never mind the missing child, never mind the Katie hypnosis…never mind all that. Tom Cruise’s biggest problem is Johnny Depp – Johnny Depp owns the box office, Johnny Depp owns Teen Choice, Johnny Depp owns Ladies Choice, Queer Choice, and above all, Johnny Depp owns Hollywood. Suck on that TomTom. In today’s post-awards issue: fashion assy and fashion classy; Lindsay’s new protégé; smelling Beckham; admiring Katie; celebrating KFed; and reassurance about the Family Pitt.