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The New Mrs Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Eating again AND burning the weave??? What in F&CK is going on? Is David finally getting through to his wife??? Because as we all know, when Victoria is unhappy or when David is unhappy with Victoria, word is she always resorts to torturing her body, partly because she"s unstable and partly for attention - after all, how can he leave her when she"s such a wretched mess? Call it starvation blackmail, call it hunger hostage-taking, whatever it is, it"s textbook…and it"s worked - to a point. Full Story

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, should be properly reuniting with the husband, but the Pitts had other plans. Smut reigns supreme – even tonight. Now how sad is that??? Just a heads up – you’re gonna hate me today. I gloat AND I sell out. Can I beg your forgiveness in advance? In today’s issue: the Pitts top the Beckhams, the Natalie Portman “I told you so”, Vanessa Minillo plays it right, beautiful Scarjo, brazen Lilo, my Gwyneth and my people, a retraction for Keira Knightley, and another change on the Freebie 5.

The Family minus 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

Who but The Family can take away a Beckham lead story? Especially when sightings are becoming increasingly rare? Here are Brad, Angelina, and Maddox the Great on their way back from what looks to be an impromptu visit to the beach, at least if her footwear is any indication. I’m telling you – this kid is too moody NOT to be future famous in his own right. Full Story

The Beckhams’ Waterloo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

Three years ago, David and Victoria mounted a full scale American assault. They aligned themselves with Damon Dash, they appeared in white D&G at the MTV Movie Awards, they went shopping, they bolstered the US economy, they kissed Anna Wintour’s ass, and still they were dealt a crushing defeat. Because unlike the rest of the world, America didn’t care. Full Story

Monday, July 24, 2006 Dear gossips, Tiger’s back on top, the Beckham illusion is in tact, and BCBG had a sale – ‘twas a perfect weekend, non? In today’s issue: Posh & David vacay in Italy, the Simpson/Bosworth starve-off, Kate Hudson Down Under, movement on the Freebie 5, and gloating about Natalie Portman. Oh, and will someone PLEASE show George Michael how to troll for sex on the Internet – the way modern gays get their fix? I’m all for kickin’ it old school but roaming the park scene is like so f&ckin’ 70s and some things should just die with their decades, you know? After all, what’s technology if you can’t use it to get laid?

The Beckhams by day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00

If they made it through his ‘98 red card and her solo singing attempt and Rebecca Loos and Esther Canadas and Sarah Marbeck and a masseuse and a nanny and countless other faceless, nameless encounters – does this mean they can make it through anything? Pray Goddess, let it be so. Like a heavyweight against the ropes, the Beckhams continue to defy the gossip. Full Story

The Beckhams by night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00

By day on the boat, by night on shore – dining at a first class establishment and not shy about flaunting their nearly decade-long love affair. Come on gossips…how can you resist them??? My particular favourite from this series is the one where they’re snapping a photo from their private digital and Victoria, naturally, is pouting. Full Story

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Ashlee & Bosworth: The new Anorexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00

Eating disorders, like viruses, can evidently mutate, morphing into more potent strains as they adapt to physical and sociological changes. As we’ve seen from the example of so many Hollywood stars, Anorexia seems to be evolving and repackaging itself for celebrity appetites, setting a dangerous example not only for those in the business but also for those who watch the business. Full Story

We need to talk about SuperGay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

First up - never mind the bag o" bones standing beside him. We"ll get to her later. Besides, she"s not long for this world, you know what I mean? Next - please be assured that I have no idea if he"s gay although the casting couch conspiracy theorists are slamdunk convinced of it. What I do know however is that MY gays practically clawed each others" eyes out to get to the front of the line when the movie opened, ceremoniously anointing their new favourite super icon. Full Story

Elle & Stephanie: a supermodel study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

November Rain. The video. The hottest video. Something about Stephanie Seymour, her chemistry with Axl Rose, her legs in that wedding dress, the sexy rock "n" roll way she tossed her hair around at the bar - don"t tell me you didn"t love that video. I won"t believe you. Anyway, as you can see, Stephanie Seymour is still gorgeous. Full Story