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The Daily Footie: Dwight Yorke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

Would the list be complete without a Soca Warrior who used to play for United? Can you think of a more perfect combination? Beyond the obvious - the kind, winning smile, the ass smacking gyrations he proudly displayed during Carnival, the way he left his heart and soul on the pitch, how he led his team to the World Cup Finals for the first time ever - beyond all this, Dwight also has a rather salacious past: an ex lover, a paternity fight, a DNA test…all contributing factors to why he deserves to be recognised. Full Story

Monday, July 3, 2006 Dear gossips, The Devil Wears Prada. Hated the book. Greatly enjoyed the movie. And in the immortal words of Miranda Priestley…that"s all. Hope your weekend was as restful as mine. While the husband slaved away at remodeling our bathroom, I napped for 6 hours on Saturday and devoured two books. Not helping is definitely the best part of marriage. Anyway, many of you seem to enjoy my high school reading recommendations so here"s a fresh one: King Dork by Frank Portman. From a boy"s perspective for a change. I LOVE this book, the most brilliantly original adolescent adventure I"ve had the pleasure of enjoying in a long time - even IF you don"t know The Catcher in the Rye inside out. Let me know your thoughts. In today"s issue: mourning with the Beckhams, warming to the Kidmans, the Pitts and the Rossdales play nice, on movie trailers, on beach bodies, on beach cellie, and a curious thing we call drunkorexia.

Goddess Save the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

My favourite couple, my favourite family, united in heartbreak. Here are David and Victoria in various shades of defeat following Saturday"s English heartbreak. And while the usual Posh-haters have been sniping for days about her bringing Simon Fuller along to the match or how her tears didn"t look sincere , I - being the ardent supporter that I am - beg to differ. Full Story

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Posh, Becks, the boys, and the anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Sorry, gossips. I"m in full on Beckham fever and I can"t make it stop. Merci to the lovely Janine for sending what looks to be recent scans of David on the pitch with Brooklyn and Romeo. The doting father photos get me every time. Also, I believe July 4th is their wedding anniversary. Is it 7 years now? Or is it 8? I think it"s 7. Full Story

Angie & Gwen: new BFFs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Not that you can really tell but here are the Family Pitt and the Family Rossdale and their brand new babes born within hours of each other. While Angelina and Gwen and Baby Z hang back at the house, Brad and Gavin went jetskiing with Madd, and then everyone enjoyed a bbq with five hundred security personnel running around. Full Story

The impressive Rachel Hunter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a beach body I can get fully behind. Nary a dimple and trust me, I"ve been looking! I see curves, I see breasts, I see evidence of food, I see well preserved but not obsessively so…I see Rachel Hunter and I wonder - why is she still single? Is she as crazy as Elle Macpherson? How come David Beckham hasn"t tapped that yet? Just asking… UPDATE: thanks to Kelly B who just wrote to tell me Rachel is dating Jarrett Stoll of the Edmonton Oilers. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Kaka!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2006 12:00:00 June 30, 2006 12:00:00

Thank you for the submissions! Keep sending them, along with your rationale. I love it! And yes, I"ve received the "15 reasons to watch the world cup" attachment over 150 times so sending that doesn"t count. You have to FIGHT for your footie, ok? As for Sweden"s Fredrik Ljungberg - call me insane, call me cruised, but umm…I don"t dig him. Full Story

My Favourite Lindsay Angle & the great leg debate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

Definitely the side profile. She"s mastered this pose and as you can see, it does wonders for her nose. Sigh. If only I had a good nose. So anyway, Lindsay showed up at Charlize Theron"s event looking less dirty face than usual but still pretty skitty in a white suit and yellow heels. Kristen L wrote to me today telling me that there"s a great LEG debate going on at her office right now. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Owen Hargreaves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

By popular request, it"s a World Cup edition. And many of you have asked me to consider a footballer other than Becks. I appreciate all your submissions, I"d love it if you continue sending them in, and on the eve of the quarters, I am happy to announce the first Footie - a loin quivering piece of hotness called Owen Hargreaves who, like my Goldenballs, also happens to play for England. Full Story

Monday, June 26, 2006 Dear gossips, How about my David’s free kick today? And you know what the best part about that was? It was the sight of his wife bouncing up and down with her concrete tits right after he scored. She really is so much prettier when she smiles, don’t you think? Especially when she’s with her kids. Did you see her playing loving mom to Brooklyn? That’s right, gossips. It is my favourite fantasy. Anyway, for those who were unable to catch our exclusive on eTalk Friday evening regarding Victoria’s Canadian visit, it had to do with denim. She was reportedly meeting with The Western Gloveworks about designing her own line. According to people who saw her at dinner and out and about in Winnipeg, Posh was lovely and polite and very, very thin. I did hear though that she managed to consume part of a salad and a few morsels of bread – likely her quota for the month. Still…quit raggin’ on me for loving her. I KNOW. Your points are all valid. But Vicky is like Cheetos for me. So bad for you, absolutely no nutritional value, but they hit the spot like nothing else, you know what I mean? When I crunch down on a Cheeto it’s like crazy synapses start firing up in my brain, I don’t need drugs, y’all. I need Cheetos. And I need Victoria Beckham. Besides, you might feel differently if you’ve seen the Beckham’s Full Length & Fabulous World Cup Party tv special. Look for it on YouTube She’s funny, she’s self deprecating, they are never not touching each other, and it feeds into that illusion we all know and love: Posh & Becks fuh-evah!!! In today’s column: Nicole/Keith & the low key wedding, goodbye Aaron Spelling, seeing all of Sienna, Jessie’s new song, and the mystery of Jennifer Connelly. But first – to those of you who took off early for a long weekend on Friday, please note that I posted twice on Friday, the 2nd edition with latebreaking news about Victoria Beckham and Tori Spelling. If you missed it, click on “This Week” or “Last Week” from the left hand side of the page to get caught up. And just a gentle reminder that subscribers always get the full text of my column emailed to them so they’re up to date on latebreaking smut even if the site is down.
Friday, June 23, 2006 Dear gossips, UPDATE NEW FOR JUNE 23 at 5pm EST: Dear gossips, Apologies if you don"t care to receive more than one gossip update per day. Just wanted to alert you to a couple of things before the weekend. First - Victoria Beckham in Canada. She was in Winnipeg and I"ve got exclusive details about her visit tonight on eTalk. If you don"t live in Canada or if you don"t have time to watch, check back over the weekend and I"ll have the full scoop for you then. Next. Tori Spelling. People Magazine reported late yesterday that Tori Spelling & KFed Jr were "on their way home from Canada to be with" Aaron Spelling, Tori"s father who suffered from a stroke FIVE DAYS AGO. However, as of 1pm EST on Friday, June 23rd, my sources Michelle and Cathy tell me that she was STILL in Toronto, walking hand in hand down Cumberland Avenue. He apparently looked grungy and she was teeny tiny. Are you telling me someone with her bank account can"t hop on a flight ASAP? I can"t even imagine the wreck I would be if anything happened to my father. Or anyone I care deeply about. I mean, if I had the resources, I would do whatever it took to be with them immediately, nevermind waiting almost an entire week before honouring my family with my longawaited presence. And before you challenge me on it, yes - it"s happened to me. When my mother finally got the call for a kidney transplant, I was stuck on Vancouver Island, with a ferry and a 5 hour flight between us. I made it home in 36 hours, waiting on standby and $1,200 poorer, just in time to see her wheeled out with what she called her new "baby", squawking at the top of her lungs for PIZZA like 3 hours after the operation. Strange for a woman who never hankered for "white" food. She claims however that the donor was a young caucasian who liked pasta and potatoes, hence her incessant and highly demanding requests to "feed my baby aiya, feed my baby". But I digress. The point is - You couldn"t possibly name an an acceptable excuse for not rushing home to Dad. Especially when you"re seen around Yorkville with you golddigging bastard of a husband sauntering about on a summer day. But you know what this merits in China culture? It"s a thousand year curse on the bloodline, y"all. Some things are just THAT unforgivable. Trust me, Tori Spelling will get hers. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey REGULAR COLUMN POSTED at 4AM PST June 23rd. I survived the glacier and the snowboarding and there’s one more shoot tomorrow which is the LUGE if you can frickin’ believe it. THE LUGE! Anyway, it’s another early call time and I just got back from the Whistler series premiere party, so I’m doing away with the usual long ass tome and just givin’ it to you straight and dirty tonight, again without much editing…hope you don’t mind. In today’s short column: Justin let loose, Keith not so much, Posh on Canadian soil, a Maple Leaf Hilton backlash, more garbage from Britney’s mouth, and bear if you don’t want to read about me selling out, I suggest you skip the Daily Hairapy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. But just in case you’re mad at me, there’s a bonus smutty riddle at the bottom. Are we friends again?