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The Daily Footie: Owen Hargreaves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

By popular request, it"s a World Cup edition. And many of you have asked me to consider a footballer other than Becks. I appreciate all your submissions, I"d love it if you continue sending them in, and on the eve of the quarters, I am happy to announce the first Footie - a loin quivering piece of hotness called Owen Hargreaves who, like my Goldenballs, also happens to play for England. Full Story

Monday, June 26, 2006 Dear gossips, How about my David’s free kick today? And you know what the best part about that was? It was the sight of his wife bouncing up and down with her concrete tits right after he scored. She really is so much prettier when she smiles, don’t you think? Especially when she’s with her kids. Did you see her playing loving mom to Brooklyn? That’s right, gossips. It is my favourite fantasy. Anyway, for those who were unable to catch our exclusive on eTalk Friday evening regarding Victoria’s Canadian visit, it had to do with denim. She was reportedly meeting with The Western Gloveworks about designing her own line. According to people who saw her at dinner and out and about in Winnipeg, Posh was lovely and polite and very, very thin. I did hear though that she managed to consume part of a salad and a few morsels of bread – likely her quota for the month. Still…quit raggin’ on me for loving her. I KNOW. Your points are all valid. But Vicky is like Cheetos for me. So bad for you, absolutely no nutritional value, but they hit the spot like nothing else, you know what I mean? When I crunch down on a Cheeto it’s like crazy synapses start firing up in my brain, I don’t need drugs, y’all. I need Cheetos. And I need Victoria Beckham. Besides, you might feel differently if you’ve seen the Beckham’s Full Length & Fabulous World Cup Party tv special. Look for it on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/. She’s funny, she’s self deprecating, they are never not touching each other, and it feeds into that illusion we all know and love: Posh & Becks fuh-evah!!! In today’s column: Nicole/Keith & the low key wedding, goodbye Aaron Spelling, seeing all of Sienna, Jessie’s new song, and the mystery of Jennifer Connelly. But first – to those of you who took off early for a long weekend on Friday, please note that I posted twice on Friday, the 2nd edition with latebreaking news about Victoria Beckham and Tori Spelling. If you missed it, click on “This Week” or “Last Week” from the left hand side of the page to get caught up. And just a gentle reminder that subscribers always get the full text of my column emailed to them so they’re up to date on latebreaking smut even if the site is down.
Friday, June 23, 2006 Dear gossips, UPDATE NEW FOR JUNE 23 at 5pm EST: Dear gossips, Apologies if you don"t care to receive more than one gossip update per day. Just wanted to alert you to a couple of things before the weekend. First - Victoria Beckham in Canada. She was in Winnipeg and I"ve got exclusive details about her visit tonight on eTalk. If you don"t live in Canada or if you don"t have time to watch, check back over the weekend and I"ll have the full scoop for you then. Next. Tori Spelling. People Magazine reported late yesterday that Tori Spelling & KFed Jr were "on their way home from Canada to be with" Aaron Spelling, Tori"s father who suffered from a stroke FIVE DAYS AGO. However, as of 1pm EST on Friday, June 23rd, my sources Michelle and Cathy tell me that she was STILL in Toronto, walking hand in hand down Cumberland Avenue. He apparently looked grungy and she was teeny tiny. Are you telling me someone with her bank account can"t hop on a flight ASAP? I can"t even imagine the wreck I would be if anything happened to my father. Or anyone I care deeply about. I mean, if I had the resources, I would do whatever it took to be with them immediately, nevermind waiting almost an entire week before honouring my family with my longawaited presence. And before you challenge me on it, yes - it"s happened to me. When my mother finally got the call for a kidney transplant, I was stuck on Vancouver Island, with a ferry and a 5 hour flight between us. I made it home in 36 hours, waiting on standby and $1,200 poorer, just in time to see her wheeled out with what she called her new "baby", squawking at the top of her lungs for PIZZA like 3 hours after the operation. Strange for a woman who never hankered for "white" food. She claims however that the donor was a young caucasian who liked pasta and potatoes, hence her incessant and highly demanding requests to "feed my baby aiya, feed my baby". But I digress. The point is - You couldn"t possibly name an an acceptable excuse for not rushing home to Dad. Especially when you"re seen around Yorkville with you golddigging bastard of a husband sauntering about on a summer day. But you know what this merits in China culture? It"s a thousand year curse on the bloodline, y"all. Some things are just THAT unforgivable. Trust me, Tori Spelling will get hers. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey REGULAR COLUMN POSTED at 4AM PST June 23rd. I survived the glacier and the snowboarding and there’s one more shoot tomorrow which is the LUGE if you can frickin’ believe it. THE LUGE! Anyway, it’s another early call time and I just got back from the Whistler series premiere party, so I’m doing away with the usual long ass tome and just givin’ it to you straight and dirty tonight, again without much editing…hope you don’t mind. In today’s short column: Justin let loose, Keith not so much, Posh on Canadian soil, a Maple Leaf Hilton backlash, more garbage from Britney’s mouth, and bear if you don’t want to read about me selling out, I suggest you skip the Daily Hairapy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. But just in case you’re mad at me, there’s a bonus smutty riddle at the bottom. Are we friends again?

Posh in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

As you can see from the attached, my colleagues at eTalk captured these exclusive photos of Victoria arriving in Toronto the other day, on what looks to be a simple business trip for a short few days before England’s next game on Sunday in Germany. As for what exactly her business is – I have no idea. Full Story

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Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I hope will take on the role of the loin quivering horse riding William Stafford with great big thighs and hopefully no shirt on? Heaven, gossips. Total heaven. And did you hear about Corey Haim and a tv deal with Corey Feldman? WTF? Love the 80s and definitely loved Corey. and all but come on… Can you stand to look at the drug ravages all over his face on weekly television? Here, take a look and refresh your memories. Some things should never be brought back from the dead, you know what I mean? Oh but the best but also the very worst about this is that he apparently had an affair with Victoria Beckham pre-David. Me. In the toilet. Puking my Chinese all over the Four Seasons Resort. Anyway, you’ll have to excuse the errors in this column. I have an 8am call time, it’s 2am right now, I’ve already written over 2,600 words, and I’m not going to bother with revisions and proofing so it’s probably not as sharp as I would like it to be. However, I received a pointed email today by a reader who goes by “Stickers etc” admonishing me for my terrible time management skills so I desperately wanted to get this out to you as soon as possible. Apologies all around for not delivering on deadline. Fresh gossip on Thursday, unless I bust my ass snowboarding in which case I’ll have bigger things – like my ass – to worry about other than smut. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Zeta & Family in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. Full Story

The Beckham lizard voice disappears for good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

So you know how the biggest complaint against my Ultimate Fantasy Lover David Beckham has always been his voice? The ratty little squeak that completely belies the legendary outer package? Well I’ve now realized that it only sounds like that because for the most part, his speaking roles have consisted solely of three or four word answers. Full Story

The Pupil & The Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

These photos taken a week ago just surfaced of Mrs. Becks and her latest wannabe, a girl called Cheryl Tweedy, not quite as well known in North America as she is in the UK so for the benefit of us non-Continentals, forgive me while I provide a little background info, will you? As I understand it, Cheryl belongs to one of those manufactured bubble gum pop groups called Girls Aloud. Full Story

Geri Halliwell & the c-section slimdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2006 12:00:00 June 14, 2006 12:00:00

So she just had a baby like 3 weeks ago. Now take a look at the before and after. Would it surprise you if I told you she had a c-section? I know we"ve been through this and it"s by no means an original topic of conversation, but I"ve received so many emails recently from disbelieving readers slamming me for even suggesting that any woman would VOLUNTARILY submit herself to major surgery for the sake of convenience so I wanted to revisit the subject just to illustrate how suspiciously often c-sections occur in showbiz. Full Story

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 Dear gossips, After 2 weeks of inquiring as to the whereabouts of Cruz, Vicky finally toted him out for a publicity shot. Joy! Joy! Because any Beckham day is a good day indeed. Speaking of publicity stunts, how about photos of the Family Federline showing up everywhere on the same day that Britney"s interview with Dateline is announced to the world? Just coincidence, right??? In today"s issue: Nick holds Vanessa, Kfed holds Sean, Posh holds Cruz, the return of my Gwyneth, on Orlando and Claire, and protecting someone from my mother.

Cruz emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story