Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Posh in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

As you can see from the attached, my colleagues at eTalk captured these exclusive photos of Victoria arriving in Toronto the other day, on what looks to be a simple business trip for a short few days before England’s next game on Sunday in Germany. As for what exactly her business is – I have no idea. Full Story

LastWord

Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey. On a book note: For those of you who’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory - Did you know they’ve announced a movie? Starring Natalie Portman presumably playing Mary and Eric Bana who I hope will take on the role of the loin quivering horse riding William Stafford with great big thighs and hopefully no shirt on? Heaven, gossips. Total heaven. And did you hear about Corey Haim and a tv deal with Corey Feldman? WTF? Love the 80s and definitely loved Corey. and all but come on… Can you stand to look at the drug ravages all over his face on weekly television? Here, take a look and refresh your memories. Some things should never be brought back from the dead, you know what I mean? Oh but the best but also the very worst about this is that he apparently had an affair with Victoria Beckham pre-David. Me. In the toilet. Puking my Chinese all over the Four Seasons Resort. Anyway, you’ll have to excuse the errors in this column. I have an 8am call time, it’s 2am right now, I’ve already written over 2,600 words, and I’m not going to bother with revisions and proofing so it’s probably not as sharp as I would like it to be. However, I received a pointed email today by a reader who goes by “Stickers etc” admonishing me for my terrible time management skills so I desperately wanted to get this out to you as soon as possible. Apologies all around for not delivering on deadline. Fresh gossip on Thursday, unless I bust my ass snowboarding in which case I’ll have bigger things – like my ass – to worry about other than smut. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Zeta & Family in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. Full Story

The Beckham lizard voice disappears for good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

So you know how the biggest complaint against my Ultimate Fantasy Lover David Beckham has always been his voice? The ratty little squeak that completely belies the legendary outer package? Well I’ve now realized that it only sounds like that because for the most part, his speaking roles have consisted solely of three or four word answers. Full Story

The Pupil & The Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

These photos taken a week ago just surfaced of Mrs. Becks and her latest wannabe, a girl called Cheryl Tweedy, not quite as well known in North America as she is in the UK so for the benefit of us non-Continentals, forgive me while I provide a little background info, will you? As I understand it, Cheryl belongs to one of those manufactured bubble gum pop groups called Girls Aloud. Full Story

Geri Halliwell & the c-section slimdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2006 12:00:00 June 14, 2006 12:00:00

So she just had a baby like 3 weeks ago. Now take a look at the before and after. Would it surprise you if I told you she had a c-section? I know we"ve been through this and it"s by no means an original topic of conversation, but I"ve received so many emails recently from disbelieving readers slamming me for even suggesting that any woman would VOLUNTARILY submit herself to major surgery for the sake of convenience so I wanted to revisit the subject just to illustrate how suspiciously often c-sections occur in showbiz. Full Story

Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Dear gossips, After 2 weeks of inquiring as to the whereabouts of Cruz, Vicky finally toted him out for a publicity shot. Joy! Joy! Because any Beckham day is a good day indeed. Speaking of publicity stunts, how about photos of the Family Federline showing up everywhere on the same day that Britney"s interview with Dateline is announced to the world? Just coincidence, right??? In today"s issue: Nick holds Vanessa, Kfed holds Sean, Posh holds Cruz, the return of my Gwyneth, on Orlando and Claire, and protecting someone from my mother.

Cruz emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2006 12:00:00 June 13, 2006 12:00:00

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Sunday, June 11, 2006
Dear gossips, By all accounts, Shiloh and the Gang have returned to Los Angeles. But even though they have yet to be sighted, everywhere I went this weekend, people were talking about the Chosen One and her family photo frenzy. Naturally, everyone has an opinion. Some think pimping your kid - even for charity - is NEVER a good thing. Hardcore "Brangelina" fans or "BAMZS" fans as they like to call themselves these days can"t stop gushing about the Jolie-Pitts" admirable philanthropic generosity, arguing that so many others would have eventually profited from the pictures anyway, it only made sense to turn the intense public interest into awareness and financial aid for some of the world"s most disadvantaged citizens. These, by the way, are the same BAMZS fans who think my "conspiracy and media manipulation theories" are full of sh*t, and that I"m a nasty bitch for even implying that the Pitts have been matching every Aniston tit with a tat of their own. Apparently they don"t think Brad and Angie need to engage in Hollywood media warfare anymore. … … Right then. Shall we move on to less amateur discussions? In today"s monster issue: the Shiloh world domination and a philanthropic suggestion for Hollywood"s most (openly) philanthropic heavyweights, Britney regresses, Ben poses, Jen glows, Elle"s flirtation, being - gulp - honest about Paris, the Mimi debate rages again, the Family Beckham on display, and clues clues everywhere.

Posh in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

Tuesday, June 6, 2006
Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, Toronto was a blast, the CTV Upfronts were crazy frickin" amazing, and yes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip looks like it will be everything it"s been hyped up to be. But for me, by far, the most highly anticipated show has to be 30 Rock, starring Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. I love her. He frightens me. And I can"t think of a better combination. In today"s issue: Hello Shilo rains on Jen, fashion commentary from the CFDA Awards, on Heather"s breasts, and the Beckham loin explosion - with and without clothing. UPDATE: Wednesday June 7th is Media Day! Check me out on eTalk dishing exclusive on Ryan & Alanis AND Tori & Dean"s wedding reception. Then I"ll be on the CTV National News, commenting on the Brad/Angelina baby photo drama. My second time on Canada"s most watched primetime newscast! With Lloyd Robertson, that sexy beast! Thanks for your support!