Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Dear gossips, After 2 weeks of inquiring as to the whereabouts of Cruz, Vicky finally toted him out for a publicity shot. Joy! Joy! Because any Beckham day is a good day indeed. Speaking of publicity stunts, how about photos of the Family Federline showing up everywhere on the same day that Britney"s interview with Dateline is announced to the world? Just coincidence, right??? In today"s issue: Nick holds Vanessa, Kfed holds Sean, Posh holds Cruz, the return of my Gwyneth, on Orlando and Claire, and protecting someone from my mother.

Cruz emerges

June 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s as if she heard our pleas, gossips. Check out the adorably pudgy Cruz Beckham wearing Daddy"s #7 and looking remarkably like his brother Romeo. Heard from a friend in London today who was able to observe Mother Posh with the boys at the airport on the way to Germany last week. Contrary to the widely held belief that she leaves all the icky domestic details to her mother, Vicky actually deigned to change Cruz"s nappies. Full Story

Sunday, June 11, 2006
Dear gossips, By all accounts, Shiloh and the Gang have returned to Los Angeles. But even though they have yet to be sighted, everywhere I went this weekend, people were talking about the Chosen One and her family photo frenzy. Naturally, everyone has an opinion. Some think pimping your kid - even for charity - is NEVER a good thing. Hardcore "Brangelina" fans or "BAMZS" fans as they like to call themselves these days can"t stop gushing about the Jolie-Pitts" admirable philanthropic generosity, arguing that so many others would have eventually profited from the pictures anyway, it only made sense to turn the intense public interest into awareness and financial aid for some of the world"s most disadvantaged citizens. These, by the way, are the same BAMZS fans who think my "conspiracy and media manipulation theories" are full of sh*t, and that I"m a nasty bitch for even implying that the Pitts have been matching every Aniston tit with a tat of their own. Apparently they don"t think Brad and Angie need to engage in Hollywood media warfare anymore. … … Right then. Shall we move on to less amateur discussions? In today"s monster issue: the Shiloh world domination and a philanthropic suggestion for Hollywood"s most (openly) philanthropic heavyweights, Britney regresses, Ben poses, Jen glows, Elle"s flirtation, being - gulp - honest about Paris, the Mimi debate rages again, the Family Beckham on display, and clues clues everywhere.

Posh in Germany

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m telling you, I cannot wait to see what Romeo will look like in 15 years. Romeo and Apple Martin – the future of gorgessity, non? So anyway, here are Posh and 2 out of 3 at the England vs Paraguay game Saturday… still leaving us wondering about the mysterious Cruz. Where is he? As for Victoria herself – please don’t knock The Posh. Full Story

Tuesday, June 6, 2006
Dear gossips, Back in Vancouver, Toronto was a blast, the CTV Upfronts were crazy frickin" amazing, and yes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip looks like it will be everything it"s been hyped up to be. But for me, by far, the most highly anticipated show has to be 30 Rock, starring Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin. I love her. He frightens me. And I can"t think of a better combination. In today"s issue: Hello Shilo rains on Jen, fashion commentary from the CFDA Awards, on Heather"s breasts, and the Beckham loin explosion - with and without clothing. UPDATE: Wednesday June 7th is Media Day! Check me out on eTalk dishing exclusive on Ryan & Alanis AND Tori & Dean"s wedding reception. Then I"ll be on the CTV National News, commenting on the Brad/Angelina baby photo drama. My second time on Canada"s most watched primetime newscast! With Lloyd Robertson, that sexy beast! Thanks for your support!

The Daily Beckham: Shirt off/Shirt on

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We"re 2 days from the start of football fever and one of the best things about that is a guaranteed glimpse of David almost every day, be it on the pitch for a match or on his hotel balcony in his tightey whiteys (one can hope - this is from a few years ago). As you may have guessed, I am a complete anglophile. Full Story

The Family Pitt rumour mill

May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Must have received over a 100 emails over the last 2 days about that herpes thing. Some chick claiming to have worked for 20th Century Fox sent in an email to some blog claiming that Angelina"s c-section was a medical necessity due to the fact that she has herpes and couldn"t risk passing the virus on to the baby. Full Story

Sunday, May 21, 2006 Dear gossips, The following column was INTENDED to be posted on Sunday. However, my laptop is officially fried. And I took it as a sign to enjoy the remaining time I had in Cannes. So it’s a little late, you probably don’t even care, but if you need a distraction, I’d love it if you took a read. I’m currently working on fresh smut, in addition to keeping up with what’s going down in Namibia and if I can go online somewhere without remortgaging my house, I’ll be back to you very shortly. A thousand apologies. Please forgive. And without further ado…here’s the late late smut. …… It is Sunday late afternoon here in the South of France. Chances are you’ll be reading this on Monday morning and you may have missed my Saturday morning post. If so, click on “This Week” on the left hand side of your page to find the May 20th edition and get caught up. We’re in the middle of a gossip tornado, can’t afford to fall behind. So…back to Cannes. It’s a madhouse up in here. Pure pandemonium, especially the Euro fans. I thought I was going to go all stalkerazzi but these people are hard-frickin’-core! We were walking by the Martinez when a huge crowd of girls started losing their sh*t, RUNNING IN TO TRAFFIC with their cameras attached just to snap a photo of Monica Bellucci leaving in her car. Here’s a first hand view of the chaos. I caught a glimpse of her – very beautiful, thick thick hair, heavily made up, huge lips, and an ever larger head – but I wasn’t about to climb all over this mob to snap a photo. I mean, even though she’s hot sh*t with a great set of knockers, it’s Monica Bellucci. Can you imagine if the Pitts were there??? Happily, I did happen to be enjoying a promenade along the Croisette during Charlie Sheen’s photo call…more on that later. I also observed a very, very nervous Avril Lavigne with Bruce Willis doing the carpet for Over the Hedge. She was totally out of her element but seemed to be loving the glamour. Doesn’t bode well for that scruff she’s supposed to marry in 3 months. You takin’ bets??? In today’s issue: Charlie in Cannes, Mimi’s marvelous mammaries, Tara’s not so marvelous mammaries, the Beckhams in London, Liz in purple, and much love for Madge.

Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. According to almost everyone I’ve ever talked to, SMG is apparently the biggest c-bomb that ever walked a film set with delusions of grandeur that could make even Paris Hilton seem modest. Full Story

Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to it by now. Besides, if she didn’t look so odd, she wouldn’t be half as fascinating. Full Story

Last Word on the Pitts

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin a new life under such fraudulent circumstances. Full Story