Victoria Beckham Gossip

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It"s not Mortimer Martin

March 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my best friend and her scraggly mane out and about in NYC, waiting out the next 3 weeks until Coldplay goes on hiatus just in time to welcome Bruce Martin. Full Story

Victoria & the boys: two years later

March 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and look through April 5 - April 15, 2004. Full Story

From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo

March 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching some Scooby Doo lately too ) I just must know, what"s the background on that Tom Cruise photo that appears so regularly in your column? What"s the source -- is it for real, or a doctored up thing? Did he actually pose for it? What were the circumstances? While I don"t know if you are willing or able to reveal such sensitive information, I just had to ask! I"ve looked around on the net for another instance of that photo, but haven’t been able to find it, Key words like Tom Cruise and slide only result in articles about his "slide into madness". Full Story

Lindsay"s bad choice

March 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story

Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Dear gossips, Shocker of all shockers!!! Jennifer Aniston is a fraud??? You don"t f&cking say! Oh yes, smuthounds. Monday was a happy day indeed. More Chin-bashing later. First - THANK YOU for all of your Oscar contest entries. We"re on pace for a record number which means that if you win, you"ll have the distinction of beating out thousands and thousands of other well educated gossips. Just a reminder to all of you who have yet to complete your ballots. Please remember to indicate "Canada" or "International" when filling in the "CLASS" section of the form. This will help determine the winner. Thanks and click here to enter! I"m in a gloating mood today so if you"re an Aniston fan or a Chad Michael Murray fan, you might want to stop reading now. In today"s issue: Aniston exposed, hearting the Beckhams, Lindsay and Wilmer back together?, travelling with TomKat, Sophia annuls, and a brand new smutty riddle.

Worshipping the Beckhams

February 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feast your eyes on David. The man got a hair cut and my loins are on fire. Does he have a brain underneath those beautiful blonde locks? Hell no. Do I care? Absolutely not. The man has a package, he knows what to do with it, and we have it on great authority that he"s an excellent lover… so what do I care that he doesn"t know the difference between "teach" and "learn". Full Story

Jake and Austin and Sophia

February 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You"ve likely seen these photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and his friend Austin Something at a Laker game the other day. As you probably know, web smutters are already concluding that these pics provide the slam dunk Toothy Tile evidence we"ve been looking for for months. And in all fairness, some of Jake"s body language makes it hard to argue my long suffering point to the contrary. Full Story

Why I love Cate

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the obvious - her cool patrician looks, her flawless style, her elegance, her dignified celebrity behaviour, and the list goes on and on and on - I love Cate for the fact that she married an ordinary bloke and has stayed married to the same ordinary bloke for nearly 9 years, in spite of the fact that she could easily love "em and leave "em like my Gwyneth. Full Story

From Meredyth C: Posh sucks

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham and her eating disorder is not cool. I love all your other opinions. Dear Meredyth, I fully acknowledge my sick obsession. It is indeed an illness I can"t seem to overcome, perhaps because it"s a parallel affliction that mirrors Victoria"s special vices. Having said that, we all need our guilty pleasures. Full Story

From Ana: Mark Ruffalo for the Freebie 5

January 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mark Ruffalo. He"s handsome and talented, with several movies coming out in 2006. And on top of all that, has a very sexy voice. (I consider that an important factor, which is why I second Peter Saarsgard"s nomination and why David Beckham will never quite reach perfection.) So what do you think? Despite his recent appearance on-screen as Jennifer Aniston"s love interest, do you deem him worthy? Dear Ana, He"s definitely worth. Full Story

Ryan & Reese: over the top?

January 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I’m all over the fairy tale. You know me, right? I love illusions. Case in point - my obsession with the Beckhams. Now what relationship is more manufactured than that??? So when it comes to Ryan and Reese, I am more than willing to take it at face value. When they walked down the red carpet all smiley and supportive, I ate that sh*t up. Full Story