Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Two words about London? Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up: 1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if you took a peek down the Beckham brand, you’d find his Big Willy and the twins are balder than Bruce Willis. Now do you love it or do you love it? 2. They love Nicole Richie and who the hell is Paris Hilton??? 3. Worse kept secret in Londontown? According to them, American Idol’s most vicious critic is of 2 heads. Rumour has it, he also shared something “loosey” goosey with the aforementioned Mr. Posh and it certainly isn’t Victoria. These days, however, I hear he prefers the Wentworth Miller type. Shocking, non? Or maybe it isn’t… So, like, I had every intention of hooking up with Sadie and the Primrose Hill yummy mummies the other day but um… I ran into a couple of my girls at Covent Garden yesterday and before I knew it, Anne Boleyn (who I visited at the Tower) and her sister Mary adorably announced their membership into my shoe collection – just the tip of the shopping iceberg and well… at the end of the day, I love clothes more than I love stalking celebrities. Truly sorry, but when you see Anne and Mary in their eggshell blue and chocolate brown glory, I think you might get a hint of why my husband went broke yesterday and why I chose to ignore the ladies what lunch. The photo really doesn’t do them justice. Wedge heel, the softest leather, tarty but not trashy. And they don’t make your legs look stubby. In a word – divine. So no, instead of spying, I went shopping. Forgive me? Here are my new best friends, perched proudly on my Parisian balcony with a wonderful evening view of the Eglise du Dome in the background, almost as if Napoleon himself was giving his blessing. The Emperor and my shoes. Sigh. Anyway, in today’s European edition: Nicole’s engagement confirmed (??!!) and what you didn’t see at the UNIFEM event, Halle low classy continued, Ellen Pompeo’s desperate cry for help, praise for Nicolette Sheridan, and a very disturbing blind riddle.

Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little flash of her breast feeder bra, flats in check - as always - to keep up (or down) with her diminutive fiance. Full Story

Most Disappointing: Posh Spice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - it"s a cheap shade of red. It"s like "Valentine"s" red…which is marginally acceptable on Valentine"s Day but certainly NOT acceptable at the Met. Full Story

Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left her house looking and smelling like poo, thank Goddess for Mrs. Full Story

Jude Law and a question about armpit hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story

Posh shops for baubles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2006 12:00:00 April 24, 2006 12:00:00

Don’t bother. I know she"s barely breathing. I might be a biased bitch but I"m not a blind biased bitch. But as I"ve said before, I choose to ignore her starving and plastic compulsions. Because you know what? The woman is married to the hottest man on a pitch. Can you imagine how much more bitter we"d be if she floated around with effortless gorgessity and great skin??? Here"s a girl with limited beauty and limited ability who has to STRUGGLE to keep up with her man. Full Story

Leave my Posh alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on and on. Look y’all. Chill the f&ck out. Would Vicky be Vicky if Vicky didn’t look sickly? Would Posh be Posh if she didn’t look lollipop? Trust me, gossips. Full Story

Cam at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

I think I’ve become numb to her dogface. Either that or she decided to tuck her balls away for the evening because my favourite hermaphrodite looks decidedly less ugly than usual. Good skin, cute smile, almost likeable, and GREAT footwear as usual. But while Cameron managed to hide her testicles, it looks like JT is still trying to find his. Full Story

The Beckhams at the game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Romeo, check out his brother Brooklyn with his mother in the VIP box watching daddy play. She"s pretty cute with her kids, non? Especially when there are cameras about. My sources are buzzing overseas that Vicky"s been having a hell of a time getting preggers with her 4th. Apparently she"s been visiting a fertility clinic and is under quite a bit of stress about why it"s taking so long. Full Story

It"s not Mortimer Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2006 12:00:00 March 26, 2006 12:00:00

I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my best friend and her scraggly mane out and about in NYC, waiting out the next 3 weeks until Coldplay goes on hiatus just in time to welcome Bruce Martin. Full Story

Victoria & the boys: two years later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2006 12:00:00 March 20, 2006 12:00:00

Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and look through April 5 - April 15, 2004. Full Story