Victoria Beckham Gossip

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Most Disappointing: Posh Spice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - it"s a cheap shade of red. It"s like "Valentine"s" red…which is marginally acceptable on Valentine"s Day but certainly NOT acceptable at the Met. Full Story

Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left her house looking and smelling like poo, thank Goddess for Mrs. Full Story

Jude Law and a question about armpit hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a nail. However, I can appreciate that Jude is a beautiful man. I can understand why legions of women and nannies the world over would put him numero uno on their Freebie 5. Full Story

Posh shops for baubles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2006 12:00:00 April 24, 2006 12:00:00

Don’t bother. I know she"s barely breathing. I might be a biased bitch but I"m not a blind biased bitch. But as I"ve said before, I choose to ignore her starving and plastic compulsions. Because you know what? The woman is married to the hottest man on a pitch. Can you imagine how much more bitter we"d be if she floated around with effortless gorgessity and great skin??? Here"s a girl with limited beauty and limited ability who has to STRUGGLE to keep up with her man. Full Story

Leave my Posh alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on and on. Look y’all. Chill the f&ck out. Would Vicky be Vicky if Vicky didn’t look sickly? Would Posh be Posh if she didn’t look lollipop? Trust me, gossips. Full Story

Cam at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

I think I’ve become numb to her dogface. Either that or she decided to tuck her balls away for the evening because my favourite hermaphrodite looks decidedly less ugly than usual. Good skin, cute smile, almost likeable, and GREAT footwear as usual. But while Cameron managed to hide her testicles, it looks like JT is still trying to find his. Full Story

The Beckhams at the game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

Speaking of Romeo, check out his brother Brooklyn with his mother in the VIP box watching daddy play. She"s pretty cute with her kids, non? Especially when there are cameras about. My sources are buzzing overseas that Vicky"s been having a hell of a time getting preggers with her 4th. Apparently she"s been visiting a fertility clinic and is under quite a bit of stress about why it"s taking so long. Full Story

It"s not Mortimer Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2006 12:00:00 March 26, 2006 12:00:00

I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my best friend and her scraggly mane out and about in NYC, waiting out the next 3 weeks until Coldplay goes on hiatus just in time to welcome Bruce Martin. Full Story

Victoria & the boys: two years later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2006 12:00:00 March 20, 2006 12:00:00

Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and look through April 5 - April 15, 2004. Full Story

From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching some Scooby Doo lately too ) I just must know, what"s the background on that Tom Cruise photo that appears so regularly in your column? What"s the source -- is it for real, or a doctored up thing? Did he actually pose for it? What were the circumstances? While I don"t know if you are willing or able to reveal such sensitive information, I just had to ask! I"ve looked around on the net for another instance of that photo, but haven’t been able to find it, Key words like Tom Cruise and slide only result in articles about his "slide into madness". Full Story

Lindsay"s bad choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story