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Lindsay"s bad choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand to throw away, would you spend it on a cheap ass frock that I could have sewn together for you? Or would you support the homeless? Don"t get me wrong - I ain"t pontificating. Full Story

Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Dear gossips, Shocker of all shockers!!! Jennifer Aniston is a fraud??? You don"t f&cking say! Oh yes, smuthounds. Monday was a happy day indeed. More Chin-bashing later. First - THANK YOU for all of your Oscar contest entries. We"re on pace for a record number which means that if you win, you"ll have the distinction of beating out thousands and thousands of other well educated gossips. Just a reminder to all of you who have yet to complete your ballots. Please remember to indicate "Canada" or "International" when filling in the "CLASS" section of the form. This will help determine the winner. Thanks and click here to enter! I"m in a gloating mood today so if you"re an Aniston fan or a Chad Michael Murray fan, you might want to stop reading now. In today"s issue: Aniston exposed, hearting the Beckhams, Lindsay and Wilmer back together?, travelling with TomKat, Sophia annuls, and a brand new smutty riddle.

Worshipping the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2006 12:00:00 February 28, 2006 12:00:00

Feast your eyes on David. The man got a hair cut and my loins are on fire. Does he have a brain underneath those beautiful blonde locks? Hell no. Do I care? Absolutely not. The man has a package, he knows what to do with it, and we have it on great authority that he"s an excellent lover… so what do I care that he doesn"t know the difference between "teach" and "learn". Full Story

Jake and Austin and Sophia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2006 12:00:00 February 12, 2006 12:00:00

You"ve likely seen these photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and his friend Austin Something at a Laker game the other day. As you probably know, web smutters are already concluding that these pics provide the slam dunk Toothy Tile evidence we"ve been looking for for months. And in all fairness, some of Jake"s body language makes it hard to argue my long suffering point to the contrary. Full Story

Why I love Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

Aside from the obvious - her cool patrician looks, her flawless style, her elegance, her dignified celebrity behaviour, and the list goes on and on and on - I love Cate for the fact that she married an ordinary bloke and has stayed married to the same ordinary bloke for nearly 9 years, in spite of the fact that she could easily love "em and leave "em like my Gwyneth. Full Story

From Meredyth C: Posh sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

Victoria Beckham and her eating disorder is not cool. I love all your other opinions. Dear Meredyth, I fully acknowledge my sick obsession. It is indeed an illness I can"t seem to overcome, perhaps because it"s a parallel affliction that mirrors Victoria"s special vices. Having said that, we all need our guilty pleasures. Full Story

From Ana: Mark Ruffalo for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

Mark Ruffalo. He"s handsome and talented, with several movies coming out in 2006. And on top of all that, has a very sexy voice. (I consider that an important factor, which is why I second Peter Saarsgard"s nomination and why David Beckham will never quite reach perfection.) So what do you think? Despite his recent appearance on-screen as Jennifer Aniston"s love interest, do you deem him worthy? Dear Ana, He"s definitely worth. Full Story

Ryan & Reese: over the top?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2006 12:00:00 January 18, 2006 12:00:00

Look, I’m all over the fairy tale. You know me, right? I love illusions. Case in point - my obsession with the Beckhams. Now what relationship is more manufactured than that??? So when it comes to Ryan and Reese, I am more than willing to take it at face value. When they walked down the red carpet all smiley and supportive, I ate that sh*t up. Full Story

From Mo S: David Beckham sucks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Please, please take Beckham OFF that Freebie 5 list! Are you crazy? He has a small football in place of a brain, is as vain as a peacock and … the voice! Have you HEARD him speak? Do you really find that falsetto estuary twang a turn-on? Maybe it sounds exotic to a non-Brit, I don’t know. Personally, I wouldn’t hit it for a blank cheque. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: the Vanity Fair article

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2006 12:00:00 January 8, 2006 12:00:00

Listen up gossips. I am all over her bandwagon. In fact, I"m officially fascinated. I know it"s wrong. I know it"s so Beckham, but I can"t help myself. The girl is like a smut magnet, drawing me in. Devoured every word of the Vanity Fair article this weekend and I have to tell you, it was a great dishy read. Full Story

Friday, January 6, 2006
Hey gossips, Not a particularly interesting week in gossip. Everyone"s in pre-award show lockdown getting prepped for the Globes. Thank Goddess for the Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair/asthma attack fallout, innocently timed for the release of her major splash cover. In today"s short issue: more on the Lohan drama, an eyewitness account on Ryan and Rachel"s New Year"s Eve celebrations, update on the Beckhams, update on the Pitts, update on the Sheens, and everybody hates Jen. Boo hoo.