The Daily Ugly: Viggo Mortensen
January 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2006 12:00:00
Seen here in Palm Springs. I know there are legions of you out there who have spent many a night enjoying some kick ass loin quiveration over Viggo’s star turn as that hunky warrior in Lord of the Rings. Even I panted a little after the 2nd installment. But as I said in our Hoffalicious edition to end 2005 (http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=2863) the real Viggo is far from the role he played. For starters, he has the worst style, like, ever. And present day Viggo isn"t exactly appetising. Perhaps this is for his next role. Or perhaps he’s a fugitive in disguise. Whatever the reason, this particular look reminds me of those APBs they put out on CNN when they’re looking for a child molester and they flash the mug shot up on the screen and it’s always some creepy looking dude with a mullet and mustache who grew up in some bible thumping small town. And the bottom line is this: I’d permanently sew my panties on to my ass before givin’ it up for this guy. I just don’t get it. Even without the Hawaii 5-0 facial hair, what the hell is so damn sexy about Viggo Mortensen???