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Shrek Diesel DVD

July 17, 2009 07:11:44 Posted at July 17, 2009 07:11:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Already? Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting. Shrek showed up on the carpet last night because the event was also an opportunity to screen his short film Los Bandoleros. Full Story

Shrek drive fast car

March 13, 2009 07:22:58 Posted at March 13, 2009 07:22:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

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Vin Diesel on Broadway

August 14, 2008 08:12:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 08:12:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story

Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby

June 6, 2008 07:57:26 Posted at June 6, 2008 07:57:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story

The Daily Skitty: Heather Graham

May 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, far from trashy (she pulls out the best silver EVERY time we go over for dinner. Full Story

Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid as f&ck, and very, very sexually aggressive. Full Story

Sunday, February 26, 2006
Dear gossips, Not a particularly dazzling weekend in gossip which isn"t surprising when you consider the Oscars are exactly a week away. Just as well, means we can get into the mailbag. But first - a word about the Oscar contest for those who have yet to enter. Please read the instructions on the ballot before making your predictions. "Class" refers to your geographical location - Canada or International - fill it out so that I can determine where y"all are at. Thanks! In today"s issue: Milla Jovovich turns my crank, shocker of shockers - Vin Diesel kisses…a woman????, Josh Holloway at the gym, celebrity cellulite in Hawaii, and your smutty riddle guesses.

Vin"s Euro kiss

February 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh.My.Sh*t. Vin Diesel kissing a woman??? Apparently yes. As you can see from my good friends in Sweden. Does Shrek really prefer chicks? Or is that just a man in drag? Check out the wig, the hands, and the nose, y"all. Very debatable, non?  Full Story

From Lea: on Vin Diesel

February 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I admit Vin isn"t going to ever win an Oscar but if you"ve ever watched fast and the furious, there is one scene that will send you into a fantasy world like no other. The scene where Vin Diesel and his girlfriend are in the garage working on Paul Walkers pimped out car, Vin and his girlfriend start to make out (standing up), he grabs her ass and lifts her up to carry to the couch. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Jesse Metcalfe in Australia

February 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously plucked eyebrows?? Check, check, check. Full Story