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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

Mila’s engagement ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2014 14:30:36 February 28, 2014 14:30:36
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This shouldn’t be a surprise. In fact, we’ve been expecting it for a while. Ever since Ashton Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore went through, there’s either been an engagement watch or a pregnancy watch. So, now, it’s official. Mila Kunis is wearing a huge ring. Full Story

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Blair and Seth got married!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2014 21:02:21 February 18, 2014 21:02:21
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US Weekly is reporting that Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married. No other details. It was the same with their engagement. I don't even know if they officially confirmed it. So far I've not seen pictures. But if there were photos, perhaps we would have had more information? Like exactly when and where and what she wore etc. Full Story

Kate Bosworth’s Martha wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2013 16:19:08 December 20, 2013 16:19:08
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Kate Bosworth tweeted out a photo of herself on the cover of the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings. Her husband shot it. You have to give it to them on there, non? They do it together, equally, the famewhoring. Full Story

He had to wear a hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2013 20:56:44 November 4, 2013 20:56:44
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Chris Kirkpatrick got married this weekend in Florida and all members of NSYNC were there, including Justin Timberlake, even though none of the boys were invited to his wedding. But then again, if he agreed to come, it’s like he’s doing Chris a favour, non? Here’s how Lance Bass described the wedding prep. Full Story

Seth Meyers Wedding Pictures/Weird New Power

Dean Posted by Dean at October 25, 2013 15:22:47 October 25, 2013 15:22:47

Seth Meyers got married, which is not news, BUT now the pictures are out, along with a VOGUE write up, so we’ve got a few things to discuss about the ascending late-night powerhouse and his big day. The first thing to talk about is obviously the ceremony, which looks special if you’re into that whole Pinterest /rustic /Martha’s Vineyard /expensive /gorgeous /Olivia Munn is there vibe. Full Story

Jeremy Renner’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2013 20:30:41 October 22, 2013 20:30:41
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Last week I received an anonymous tip from someone who said that Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco (their daughter Ava Berlin was born earlier this year) got married because of her US visa expiring or something. None of my other sources were able to confirm it… But last night he showed up at the Hollywood Film, presenting alongside Amy Adams, and some of you are pointing out the ring. Full Story

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Porny’s Caprese wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 14:45:43 October 17, 2013 14:45:43
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Tomatoes and mozzarella, sprinkled with basil. I could do that for breakfast right now. Here are Jessica Simpson and her freeloading fiancé in Capri yesterday with family and friends, including her mother reportedly on a scouting mission for their upcoming wedding. They’re now speculating that it’ll happen next July at the Giardini D’Augusto. Full Story

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Harry to marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2013 20:14:03 October 7, 2013 20:14:03
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But first, check out hot Harry being super cute with the babies in Australia the other day. The thing about Harry that’s so irresistible and entertaining is that he doesn’t seem to change his personality with the venue or the event. Wherever he is, Hot Harry is always at the club. Tonight Harry is at a fundraiser for Sentebale in Dubai. Full Story

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Bosworth follows Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 19:11:07 August 15, 2013 19:11:07

I kind of love how Blake Lively -- Blake Lively!!! -- made everyone else's wedding pimping look low classy when she decided to have hers featured in Martha Stewart. Even Justin Timberlake. Especially Justin Timberlake. While he jumped on his wife's head -- wait, should we revisit that? We need to revisit that. Full Story

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The tears in Cobra’s eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2013 19:31:28 August 9, 2013 19:31:28

Do you remember that episode? If you don’t remember that episode, that’s your weekend homework. Because you obviously haven’t memorised Friday Night Lights. I sat on this for a couple of days because, well, at first I felt maybe bad since he’s not a famewhore or anything but, you know, since his wedding photographer posted these online, why not? And besides, a wedding is the perfect way to start your summer weekend. Full Story