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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

Brad Pitt ring watch

January 9, 2013 17:28:17 Posted at January 9, 2013 17:28:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

Still no denial or confirmation about whether or not Brange was married over the holidays in Turks and Caicos. And photographers claim Brad Pitt was hiding his hand yesterday upon arrival at LAX so we wouldn’t be able to see a ring. From what I understand, a lot of it resulted from the local residents themselves. Full Story

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Marital Punctuation

December 27, 2012 16:39:08 Posted at December 27, 2012 16:39:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Kate Winslet is married. Everyone is saying that Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away, although the source on that report comes from one of the British papers which...you know. Apparently it was a small event and even their parents weren’t aware. If it’s true about Leo, I wonder if he’s over it. Full Story

Blake plays us all, again, including Justin Timberlake

December 20, 2012 15:50:16 Posted at December 20, 2012 15:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported yesterday -- click here for a refresher -- Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding wasn’t exactly as we expected. There are no faces -- not on the cover, not inside, nowhere. The only shot we get of Blake is of her hand holding Ryan Reynold’s and a corner of her dress. Full Story

Blake’s missing cover

December 19, 2012 21:38:42 Posted at December 19, 2012 21:38:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You can interpret that a number of ways… If you’ve been reading my blog regularly the last few weeks, you know that Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Weddings issue is…like Christmas for me. And for some of you too. We can’t wait to see it. We’ve been waiting for so long, and she’s played us so beautifully, the magazine’s release is almost like a proper EVENT. Full Story

Christmas Eve wedding

November 26, 2012 20:46:19 Posted at November 26, 2012 20:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Another month! We have to wait almost another month! Turns out Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding won’t be on newsstands until December 24th which ... might make your family more tolerable during the holidays? No doubt the magazine will release a few select images, including the cover I imagine, in advance of the release but the opportunity to flip through the entire spread, and we will do this, meticulously right?, will not happen until Christmas Eve. Full Story

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Waiting on Blake

November 20, 2012 21:53:49 Posted at November 20, 2012 21:53:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Lorella just sent me an email asking when the Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds Martha Stewart Weddings issue is coming out. When is that Martha Stewart with Blake Lively coming out? I need to see it. (I can’t remember the last time I was waiting on a magazine release.) (Okay, that’s a lie. Full Story

Celebrity Destination Weddings: Jen & Justin next?

October 26, 2012 15:57:13 Posted at October 26, 2012 15:57:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jeff Vespa/Getty

(Lainey: Blake & Ryan were married in South Carolina, Hathaway & Portman chose big Sur, Justin Timberlake went to Italy -- the next celebrity destination wedding… Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? I asked my friend Sara Graham from the travel presse Full Story

Pippy’s serenade

October 25, 2012 18:52:18 Posted at October 25, 2012 18:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another photo of Justin Timberlake at his wedding. This is probably the best one out of all we’ve seen. Obviously the shot of him ME ME ME-ing all over head wasn’t ideal. And the one of him kissing her cheek on the alternate cover didn’t show enough of his face. You can see his face here but amazingly enough he doesn’t look like a smug dick for a change. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s homeless wedding gift

October 24, 2012 18:00:00 Posted at October 24, 2012 18:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Pippy Day on LaineyGossip.com! Just what he wanted! I posted a blind riddle yesterday -- click here if you missed it. Gawker has the video. The video is exactly how I described it. Homeless people taped AS A JOKE wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. Full Story

Justin Timberlake’s pink dream wedding cover

October 24, 2012 15:09:24 Posted at October 24, 2012 15:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In my coverage of Justin Timberlake’s special day, you’ll note I’ve not really made mention of his wife. And that’s not a slight on the wife but more an observation about him: when is it ever NOT about Justin Timberlake? Look at this cover. Look at him taking up all the attention on this cover. Full Story

Gwen’s 10th anniversary

October 23, 2012 14:53:37 Posted at October 23, 2012 14:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Thomas Rabsch/Getty

Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale 10 years ago on September 14th. You remember her dress, right? Galliano. And pink. 10 years later, Anne Hathaway married Adam Shulman in a lightly pinked dress by Valentino. And now word is Justin Timberlake’s wife did the same in a pink and white gown by Giambattista Valli with a “princess-like silhouette”. Full Story