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I guess it’s her wedding fringe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 21:53:58 June 4, 2012 21:53:58
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Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story

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See Keira’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 18:47:55 May 28, 2012 18:47:55
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Keira Knightley’s people confirmed last week that she and James Righton are engaged. They were out together, hand in hand, with ring, in London this week. I love that she can’t contain her happiness, not even when confronted by the paps. I guess bridal bliss is the same, famous or not. Can’t see it on full detail but it looks classic and elegant and not Timberlakey, the standard by which I am judging engagement situations now. Full Story

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Keira Knightley engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 15:04:00 May 25, 2012 15:04:00
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Keira Knightley’s publicist has confirmed that she’s engaged to James Righton. They’ve been together just over a year. Keira and James were at TIFF in 2011 for A Dangerous Method. I saw them together at the Grey Goose/Soho House party and, as I noted at the time Full Story

Remembering The Bells at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 19:41:02 April 27, 2012 19:41:02
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Dan Kitwood/Pascal Le Segretain/Chris Jackson/Getty

Can you get enough of that sound? God it was like a f-cking movie. Better than a movie. The bells of Westminster Abbey were pealing and Prince William and Catherine exited the church for the first time as Future King and Queen. People kept sending around that meme of their photo spliced with one of Charming and Cinderella and it's because it was like a storybook came alive. Full Story

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Remembering the kisses at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 19:30:09 April 27, 2012 19:30:09
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Christopher Furlong/Peter Macdiarmid/LEON NEAL/Getty

This balcony tradition is the best. I mean, what could be more Royal than waving from an elevated position in front of a castle? F-ck. These people do not mess around. Compare Will and Kate's kisses for example to the awkward window snogging by Serenity Charlene and Albert of Monaco. Please. Why even bother?So the first kiss was kinda . Full Story

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Remember what Harry said at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 18:47:05 April 27, 2012 18:47:05
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“Wait ‘til you see her.”That’s how I’m choosing to read his lips. You are welcome to offer your own interpretations but you won’t change my mind! It fits with the narrative. In the BBC 3 part documentary The Diamond Queen - have you watched it yet??? - Harry recalls his responsibilities that day: be there to support his brother and hang on to the ring. Full Story

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Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 18:23:17 April 27, 2012 18:23:17
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A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up?Well, that didn't last very long. No hook-up materialised. And Pippa was papped every day in a series of boring clothes. Full Story

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Remembering JUST MARRIED at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 17:34:41 April 27, 2012 17:34:41
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You cannot say enough about how impressive that day was in terms of organisation and logistics. The only thing that could possibly go wrong was Prince Harry because, obviously. And even he managed to hold it together. It started on time. It didn’t even rain on them. These Royals, they know how to put on a big ass deal. Full Story

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Remembering Beatrice's headgear at the Royal Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 16:51:00 April 27, 2012 16:51:00
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Look, I know the whole world was like What The F-ck about this and I'm not saying it was the prettiest headgear I've ever seen or anything but that probably wasn't the point. Princess Beatrice, 5th in line to the throne, clearly wanted to go big. And, well, she did. BIG. She didn't care if you liked it, she only wanted you to remember it. Full Story

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Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:33:31 April 27, 2012 14:33:31
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Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

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DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIMI

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:01:56 April 27, 2012 14:01:56

It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing their vows. This time they’re doing it in Paris. Full Story