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Remembering JUST MARRIED at the Royal Wedding

April 27, 2012 17:34:41 Posted at April 27, 2012 17:34:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Furlong/Dan Kitwood/Jeff J Mitchell/Getty

You cannot say enough about how impressive that day was in terms of organisation and logistics. The only thing that could possibly go wrong was Prince Harry because, obviously. And even he managed to hold it together. It started on time. It didn’t even rain on them. These Royals, they know how to put on a big ass deal. Full Story

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Remembering Beatrice's headgear at the Royal Wedding

April 27, 2012 16:51:00 Posted at April 27, 2012 16:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Look, I know the whole world was like What The F-ck about this and I'm not saying it was the prettiest headgear I've ever seen or anything but that probably wasn't the point. Princess Beatrice, 5th in line to the throne, clearly wanted to go big. And, well, she did. BIG. She didn't care if you liked it, she only wanted you to remember it. Full Story

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Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding

April 27, 2012 14:33:31 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:33:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jasper Juinen/Getty

Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

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DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIMI

April 27, 2012 14:01:56 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:01:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing their vows. This time they’re doing it in Paris. Full Story

Remembering The Dress

April 27, 2012 13:52:21 Posted at April 27, 2012 13:52:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dan Kitwood/Pascal Le Segretain/Chris Jackson/Getty

If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online like a million times. Also it seems spooky. But how do you feel about the McQueen gown a year later? Sarah Burton was seen sneaking into Kate’s hotel the night before for final adjustments. Full Story

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Pink wedding wellies!

April 23, 2012 18:29:04 Posted at April 23, 2012 18:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, PCN

I wrote a couple of weeks ago, click here for a refresher, that we were expecting Carey Mulligan’s wedding. And it happened on Saturday at a farmhouse in England. Marcus Mumford is her husband now. It rained, as it does over there, that day so - according to Us Weekly Full Story

I can get engaged too!

April 23, 2012 16:46:03 Posted at April 23, 2012 16:46:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!     A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ Full Story

A bridal Jolie is promoted

April 17, 2012 15:20:10 Posted at April 17, 2012 15:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, INF

We all know the girl who’s newly engaged, right? Or, we’ve all been the girl newly engaged. The one who can’t help herself, she can’t stop smiling, she has to show it off - her happiness, her glow, her ring. Angelina Jolie is now That Girl. Her?Well... she’s behaving like she is. She behaved like it yesterday, waving it around in LA. Full Story

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The Brange engagement ring

April 13, 2012 19:31:49 Posted at April 13, 2012 19:31:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went to an event at the Los Angeles County Museum Of Art with their son Pax earlier this week. And she was wearing a new ring. Robert Procop, a jeweller who has collaborated in the past with the Jolie, has confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Italian Wedding?

April 12, 2012 15:02:26 Posted at April 12, 2012 15:02:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Tabloids are now speculating that Justin Timberlake has decided that he wants his Special Day to happen in Europe this summer as he and Jessica Biel were spotted in Rome. Here they are leaving dinner with friends earlier this week (she’s wearing a cap). Rome may have some significance for them privately. Full Story

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Carey’s imminent wedding?

April 10, 2012 16:24:00 Posted at April 10, 2012 16:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PCN

What to make of this? The Daily Mail, which is full of sh-t daily, reported yesterday that Carey Mulligan’s hen night happened two weeks ago. Carey is engaged to Marcus Mumford. And, obviously, a hen night usually precedes an actual wedding. Full Story