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Remembering The Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 13:52:21 April 27, 2012 13:52:21
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If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online like a million times. Also it seems spooky. But how do you feel about the McQueen gown a year later? Sarah Burton was seen sneaking into Kate’s hotel the night before for final adjustments. Full Story

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Pink wedding wellies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 18:29:04 April 23, 2012 18:29:04
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I wrote a couple of weeks ago, click here for a refresher, that we were expecting Carey Mulligan’s wedding. And it happened on Saturday at a farmhouse in England. Marcus Mumford is her husband now. It rained, as it does over there, that day so - according to Us Weekly Full Story

I can get engaged too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 16:46:03 April 23, 2012 16:46:03
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You didn’t think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist it’s not about the tit for tat. It’s always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!     A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ Full Story

A bridal Jolie is promoted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 15:20:10 April 17, 2012 15:20:10
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We all know the girl who’s newly engaged, right? Or, we’ve all been the girl newly engaged. The one who can’t help herself, she can’t stop smiling, she has to show it off - her happiness, her glow, her ring. Angelina Jolie is now That Girl. Her?Well... she’s behaving like she is. She behaved like it yesterday, waving it around in LA. Full Story

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The Brange engagement ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 19:31:49 April 13, 2012 19:31:49
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went to an event at the Los Angeles County Museum Of Art with their son Pax earlier this week. And she was wearing a new ring. Robert Procop, a jeweller who has collaborated in the past with the Jolie, has confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter Full Story

Italian Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2012 15:02:26 April 12, 2012 15:02:26
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Tabloids are now speculating that Justin Timberlake has decided that he wants his Special Day to happen in Europe this summer as he and Jessica Biel were spotted in Rome. Here they are leaving dinner with friends earlier this week (she’s wearing a cap). Rome may have some significance for them privately. Full Story

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Carey’s imminent wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 16:24:00 April 10, 2012 16:24:00
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What to make of this? The Daily Mail, which is full of sh-t daily, reported yesterday that Carey Mulligan’s hen night happened two weeks ago. Carey is engaged to Marcus Mumford. And, obviously, a hen night usually precedes an actual wedding. Full Story

A French wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 14:25:20 April 9, 2012 14:25:20
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They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Pippy’s big snappy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 16:58:12 April 4, 2012 16:58:12
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Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her the best day ever”. What to make of the story? I’m inclined to believe she leaked it but also that he’s the one who, indeed, is planning to blow his wad on his occasion. Full Story

A lot can change in a year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2012 16:30:23 February 24, 2012 16:30:23

Oscars 2011 - Justin Timberlake took Jessica Biel to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. He even agreed to be photographed with her, and smiling too. Shortly after the two broke up. He’d been cheating. With Olivia Munn and others. Often. And finally it became more than she could ignore.  The split lasted 4 months. Full Story

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Drew to marry Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 20:00:59 January 5, 2012 20:00:59
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I’ve been working on a sentence that properly says what I want to say for over 15 minutes now and it’s still not right but I have to move on:Didn’t you always expect Drew Barrymore to date a dude called “Will”? (OR) Isn’t “Will” the kind of name for a guy you always expected Drew Barrymore to date? What I mean is that I can totally picture her, as she’s listing off all the things she loves about him, to be all like. Full Story

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