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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

A French wedding dress

April 9, 2012 14:25:20 Posted at April 9, 2012 14:25:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, it is ALL about Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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Pippy’s big snappy wedding

April 4, 2012 16:58:12 Posted at April 4, 2012 16:58:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her the best day ever”. What to make of the story? I’m inclined to believe she leaked it but also that he’s the one who, indeed, is planning to blow his wad on his occasion. Full Story

A lot can change in a year

February 24, 2012 16:30:23 Posted at February 24, 2012 16:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscars 2011 - Justin Timberlake took Jessica Biel to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. He even agreed to be photographed with her, and smiling too. Shortly after the two broke up. He’d been cheating. With Olivia Munn and others. Often. And finally it became more than she could ignore.  The split lasted 4 months. Full Story

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Drew to marry Will

January 5, 2012 20:00:59 Posted at January 5, 2012 20:00:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David Livingston/Kevork Djansezian/Noel Vasquez/Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

I’ve been working on a sentence that properly says what I want to say for over 15 minutes now and it’s still not right but I have to move on:Didn’t you always expect Drew Barrymore to date a dude called “Will”? (OR) Isn’t “Will” the kind of name for a guy you always expected Drew Barrymore to date? What I mean is that I can totally picture her, as she’s listing off all the things she loves about him, to be all like. Full Story

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Engagement #3

December 16, 2011 18:28:39 Posted at December 16, 2011 18:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does the first one count as an engagement? Or did they just go straight to wedding and then annulment? Let’s call it a second engagement then. Britney Spears is engaged to marry Jason Trawick who proposed in Vegas on his 40th birthday. Britney just turned 30 earlier this month. Jason used to be her agent. Full Story

Happy Engagement (Announcement) Anniversary!

November 16, 2011 17:19:49 Posted at November 16, 2011 17:19:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Mirrorpix/Gillis/Macpherson/Splash, Keystonepress, CARL DE SOUZA/Chris Jackson/John Shearer/Getty

On November 16, 2010...Do you remember? They announced their engagement! Thus kicking off 6 months of wedding fever culminating in the big ass wedding on April 29th.Happy Anniversary Engagement...Announcement? A lot of us went ape-sh-t that day. So many of your emails. So much princess fairy tale fantasy play. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 2

October 3, 2011 19:02:49 Posted at October 3, 2011 19:02:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Flynet, Bauer, Splash

Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne. It’s been almost a year since it was revealed that the two were sleeping with each other while married to other people. Liz insisted that her marriage to Arun Nayer was over when she started up with Shane. I’m not sure Shane’s wife would feel the same way. Still, she couldn’t have been surprised. Full Story

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Sofia Coppola married

August 29, 2011 11:49:28 Posted at August 29, 2011 11:49:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl LagerfeldFull Story

Zara Phillips marries

August 1, 2011 06:11:00 Posted at August 1, 2011 06:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. She didn’t try to escape, obviously. Full Story

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She won’t cry or try to escape

July 29, 2011 09:31:00 Posted at July 29, 2011 09:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, many of them, in attendance. Full Story

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