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Engagement #3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 18:28:39 December 16, 2011 18:28:39

Does the first one count as an engagement? Or did they just go straight to wedding and then annulment? Let’s call it a second engagement then. Britney Spears is engaged to marry Jason Trawick who proposed in Vegas on his 40th birthday. Britney just turned 30 earlier this month. Jason used to be her agent. Full Story

Happy Engagement (Announcement) Anniversary!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2011 17:19:49 November 16, 2011 17:19:49
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On November 16, 2010...Do you remember? They announced their engagement! Thus kicking off 6 months of wedding fever culminating in the big ass wedding on April 29th.Happy Anniversary Engagement...Announcement? A lot of us went ape-sh-t that day. So many of your emails. So much princess fairy tale fantasy play. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2011 19:02:49 October 3, 2011 19:02:49
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Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne. It’s been almost a year since it was revealed that the two were sleeping with each other while married to other people. Liz insisted that her marriage to Arun Nayer was over when she started up with Shane. I’m not sure Shane’s wife would feel the same way. Still, she couldn’t have been surprised. Full Story

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Sofia Coppola married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 11:49:28 August 29, 2011 11:49:28

In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl LagerfeldFull Story

Zara Phillips marries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 06:11:00 August 1, 2011 06:11:00

She is not a Duchess or a Highness of Serenity, or whatever it is that they call Charlene Wittstock over there in Monaco, but Zara Philips might actually be happier than both Catherine and the Prisoner Bride because 1. I think she allows herself to eat and drink and 2. She didn’t try to escape, obviously. Full Story

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She won’t cry or try to escape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2011 09:31:00 July 29, 2011 09:31:00

It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, many of them, in attendance. Full Story

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Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 08:45:45 July 26, 2011 08:45:45

Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and have filed papers in French court against L’Express Magazine for fuelling what they call “false rumours” about their relationship. Full Story

Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2011 08:32:35 July 25, 2011 08:32:35

Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but because Her Majesty is telling us she doesn’t mind you seeing her spending time with her new granddaughter-in-law, and without her grandson around. Full Story

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Of COURSE I Am.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2011 09:20:03 July 21, 2011 09:20:03

Written by Duana A few months ago in this space I wrote about Shannen Doherty. How much I wanted to be her, and, after reading her ‘book’, how I kind of felt like, instead of my big sister, she was now kind of my little one, because she’s sort of stagnated, growth-wise. Full Story

I can’t watch...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2011 07:05:00 July 14, 2011 07:05:00

Straight through. I had to break it up 45 seconds at a time. Because the Fontrum, Jesus, I mean they say everything is bigger in Texas, and, well, that applies to Fontrum too. Anyway, maybe you can stand it better than I can. Maybe you can make it all the way through and if this is indeed the case, you have a much stronger stomach. Full Story