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Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue

July 26, 2011 08:45:45 Posted at July 26, 2011 08:45:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and have filed papers in French court against L’Express Magazine for fuelling what they call “false rumours” about their relationship. Full Story

Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful”

July 25, 2011 08:32:35 Posted at July 25, 2011 08:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but because Her Majesty is telling us she doesn’t mind you seeing her spending time with her new granddaughter-in-law, and without her grandson around. Full Story

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Of COURSE I Am.

July 21, 2011 09:20:03 Posted at July 21, 2011 09:20:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana A few months ago in this space I wrote about Shannen Doherty. How much I wanted to be her, and, after reading her ‘book’, how I kind of felt like, instead of my big sister, she was now kind of my little one, because she’s sort of stagnated, growth-wise. Full Story

I can’t watch...

July 14, 2011 07:05:00 Posted at July 14, 2011 07:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Straight through. I had to break it up 45 seconds at a time. Because the Fontrum, Jesus, I mean they say everything is bigger in Texas, and, well, that applies to Fontrum too. Anyway, maybe you can stand it better than I can. Maybe you can make it all the way through and if this is indeed the case, you have a much stronger stomach. Full Story

Are you getting married?

July 13, 2011 09:37:40 Posted at July 13, 2011 09:37:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was in Mexico promoting Moneyball the other day with Jonah Hill and director Bennett Miller. The film isn’t due for release until September. Will it come to TIFF? The festival should be announcing their lineup soon. Stop complaining to me about his hair. He looks HOT. Let’s not fuss about his appearance though. Full Story

Prisoner Bride for a week

July 8, 2011 07:05:28 Posted at July 8, 2011 07:05:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a dinner party last night. Full Story

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Kate Moss’s wedding styling

July 4, 2011 06:31:00 Posted at July 4, 2011 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago, when Lily Allen was married, click here for the article, I wrote about how much I loved her headdress, how it so beautifully captured her personal style, how it borrowed from an old elegant era, how refreshing it was in its UNsameness. Full Story

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Charlene’s tears

July 4, 2011 06:18:33 Posted at July 4, 2011 06:18:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a major production, with a major Euro cheese guest list, and a bride who was rather tearful. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Another Balcony Kiss

July 1, 2011 10:40:00 Posted at July 1, 2011 10:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over in Monaco, Prince Albert married Charlene Wittstock. Rumour has it they confiscated her passport... what??? I’m telling you, that’s what the papers have reported even though the royals are vehemently denying it. It’s almost medieval, non? Anyway, the spectacular spectacular is happening later. Full Story

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If the rehearsal dress is any indication

July 1, 2011 08:16:37 Posted at July 1, 2011 08:16:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Charlene Wittstock may or may not take off on Prince Albert of Monaco half way down the aisle today but she’s not the bride who is trending on Twitter. That would be Kate Moss. Kate will marry Jamie Hince today in the Cotswolds. They’ll have a proper ceremony at a church and then it’s a massive party at her country house which some are calling Mosstock. Full Story

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The Only Kate in London is getting married

June 29, 2011 11:37:00 Posted at June 29, 2011 11:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at her Cotswolds home. Apparently she’s throwing money at caterers and event planners, trucking in hundreds upon hundreds of bottles of champagne and Grey Goose and Red Bull so that no one goes to sleep. Full Story