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Royal Wedding competition!

June 28, 2011 11:40:28 Posted at June 28, 2011 11:40:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will & Kate’s wedding was watched by a billion around the world. Or was it billions? It was a big f-cking deal. The end. Now there’s another royal wedding happening this weekend and, well, so far it’s been pretty low on public fascination, especially outside of certain ports in Europe. Full Story

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Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz

June 27, 2011 07:01:48 Posted at June 27, 2011 07:01:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It happened last Wednesday in New York. It was a secret wedding with only 6 guests – their children and two friends. The Daily Mail reported it first. We need to Encyclopaedia Brown this sh-t. Obviously. First, let’s re-examine the timeline: Daniel and Rachel work together on a movie called The Dream House in Toronto. Full Story

Lily Allen’s wedding styling

June 13, 2011 13:59:45 Posted at June 13, 2011 13:59:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love it. Some of you are like, WTF with the earmuffs, etc, but I love all of it, earmuffs too. Which is why I saved this post for the last of the day. Seems like a nice way to end. Lily Allen married Sam Cooper on Saturday. There were sleeves. There was a lot of lace. And an old fashioned headdress that, to me, was romantic and whimsical and sweet, like something from the 20s. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm

May 4, 2011 08:16:30 Posted at May 4, 2011 08:16:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That photo of Princes William and Harry supposedly getting dressed with Prince Charles – fake and lame, the end. Full Story

Becks touches the bump!

May 2, 2011 07:56:00 Posted at May 2, 2011 07:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t buy. Which is perhaps why David was wearing his OBE on the wrong side. Full Story

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Royal Wedding: portraits, brothers, handholding

May 2, 2011 06:46:27 Posted at May 2, 2011 06:46:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are the official portraits taken by photographer Hugo Burnand in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace BEFORE the kiss(es) on the balcony. I love the group shot with the children, especially the boy leaning in, and her hand on his thigh. I love that Hot Harry, that eternal f-ck up, could not hold his sh-t together long enough to pose with the family without bursting into giggles. Full Story

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