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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

Are you getting married?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2011 09:37:40 July 13, 2011 09:37:40

Brad Pitt was in Mexico promoting Moneyball the other day with Jonah Hill and director Bennett Miller. The film isn’t due for release until September. Will it come to TIFF? The festival should be announcing their lineup soon. Stop complaining to me about his hair. He looks HOT. Let’s not fuss about his appearance though. Full Story

Prisoner Bride for a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 07:05:28 July 8, 2011 07:05:28

It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a dinner party last night. Full Story

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Charlene’s tears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 06:18:33 July 4, 2011 06:18:33

If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a major production, with a major Euro cheese guest list, and a bride who was rather tearful. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Another Balcony Kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 10:40:00 July 1, 2011 10:40:00

Over in Monaco, Prince Albert married Charlene Wittstock. Rumour has it they confiscated her passport... what??? I’m telling you, that’s what the papers have reported even though the royals are vehemently denying it. It’s almost medieval, non? Anyway, the spectacular spectacular is happening later. Full Story

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If the rehearsal dress is any indication

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 08:16:37 July 1, 2011 08:16:37

Charlene Wittstock may or may not take off on Prince Albert of Monaco half way down the aisle today but she’s not the bride who is trending on Twitter. That would be Kate Moss. Kate will marry Jamie Hince today in the Cotswolds. They’ll have a proper ceremony at a church and then it’s a massive party at her country house which some are calling Mosstock. Full Story

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The Only Kate in London is getting married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2011 11:37:00 June 29, 2011 11:37:00

Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at her Cotswolds home. Apparently she’s throwing money at caterers and event planners, trucking in hundreds upon hundreds of bottles of champagne and Grey Goose and Red Bull so that no one goes to sleep. Full Story

Royal Wedding competition!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 11:40:28 June 28, 2011 11:40:28

Will & Kate’s wedding was watched by a billion around the world. Or was it billions? It was a big f-cking deal. The end. Now there’s another royal wedding happening this weekend and, well, so far it’s been pretty low on public fascination, especially outside of certain ports in Europe. Full Story

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Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 07:01:48 June 27, 2011 07:01:48

It happened last Wednesday in New York. It was a secret wedding with only 6 guests – their children and two friends. The Daily Mail reported it first. We need to Encyclopaedia Brown this sh-t. Obviously. First, let’s re-examine the timeline: Daniel and Rachel work together on a movie called The Dream House in Toronto. Full Story

Lily Allen’s wedding styling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2011 13:59:45 June 13, 2011 13:59:45

I love it. Some of you are like, WTF with the earmuffs, etc, but I love all of it, earmuffs too. Which is why I saved this post for the last of the day. Seems like a nice way to end. Lily Allen married Sam Cooper on Saturday. There were sleeves. There was a lot of lace. And an old fashioned headdress that, to me, was romantic and whimsical and sweet, like something from the 20s. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 08:16:30 May 4, 2011 08:16:30

That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written. And it’s also terribly misleading. What? Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please… That photo of Princes William and Harry supposedly getting dressed with Prince Charles – fake and lame, the end. Full Story