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Oh Festive Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 15:21:11 January 22, 2016 15:21:11
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The butterfly who’s been a constant festive light in our lives for so many years has many reasons to be festive today. More specifically, 35 CARATS worth of reasons… There is no bleak in the sky… And there are definitely no clouds in her stone… Because James Packer knows better than to propose to our Mimi with anything but the best. Full Story

Marriage & Cigarettes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2015 16:55:19 November 30, 2015 16:55:19
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Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy. It happened in New York, in a penthouse, only 50 guests. No photos, obviously. That’s not MK’s style. What is her style is smoking. This my favourite detail from the wedding. That the main design feature was the “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes”. Full Story

Tom Cruise is moving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2015 20:17:48 October 8, 2015 20:17:48
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Apparently Tom Cruise is getting out of LA. He’s selling his $59 million home in Beverly Hills and, according to US Weekly, he wants to move to Florida because “he thinks all the people in Hollywood are fake”. So he’s relocating like John Travolta, a guy who is TOTALLY LIVING HIS TRUE LIFE, to be closer to Scientology headquarters. Full Story

Justin talks about his wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 17:54:54 September 24, 2015 17:54:54
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Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston got married last month. Guess what? He’s doing press now for season 2 of The Leftovers, premiering on HBO and HBO Canada on October 4. Convenient! As expected, he’s being asked about the wedding and the honeymoon and their friends joining them in Bora Bora. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s married jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 15:35:43 August 20, 2015 15:35:43
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Jennifer Aniston made her first post-wedding appearance last night at the premiere of She’s Funny That Way. I’ve attached shots of her wedding band below. The wedding dress remains a mystery. Earlier this week people were freaking out about it being this:  Full Story

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Justin’s ring and Jen’s dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2015 13:34:44 August 18, 2015 13:34:44
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Justin Theroux was papped at LAX yesterday, first shots of him after the honeymoon. As you know, he and Jennifer Aniston spent it with friends in Bora Bora. They came back a few days ago and he’s now off again for work wearing his new ring and a ballin’ gold watch. Under some light it actually looks rose-gold, at least to me. Full Story

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“The way you dismiss me will turn into missing me”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2015 16:44:54 August 14, 2015 16:44:54
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WENN

FKA twigs released her third EP yesterday called M3LL155X along with a short film that includes four of the five songs. It’s 17 mesmerising minutes that don’t feel like a commitment at all because, well, she’s not James Franco. twigs directed the film herself to illustrate what she calls “process of feeling pregnant with pain, birthing creativity and liberation”. Full Story

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FKA twigs & Robert Pattinson’s wedding push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2015 18:51:40 August 13, 2015 18:51:40
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PEOPLE posted a story late yesterday afternoon about FKA twigs and Robert Pattinson’s upcoming wedding. They’ve been engaged a few months. And apparently the wedding has been pushed back, not because they’re unsure but because, at least according to PEOPLE’s sources, twigs can’t decide what kind of wedding she wants. Full Story

Jen & Justin take a lot of pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2015 15:19:22 August 11, 2015 15:19:22
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Thank you, Howard Stern. Howard Stern will keep your secret BEFORE the wedding, but afterwards, you’re not going to be able to tell him what to say, or not to say. Even if you’re Jennifer Aniston. Howard talked on his radio show yesterday, giving details about Jen and Justin Theroux’s wedding last Wednesday. Full Story

Jen’s wedding cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2015 16:53:49 August 10, 2015 16:53:49

Well you probably expected this: the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine featuring Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding. It’s a file photo from the Oscars. But the text on the cover says “exclusive photos”. What are the photos? It can’t be a dress. If it were the dress, they wouldn’t put it on the inside and not the outside. Full Story