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Becks touches the bump!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 07:56:00 May 2, 2011 07:56:00

Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t buy. Which is perhaps why David was wearing his OBE on the wrong side. Full Story

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Royal Wedding: portraits, brothers, handholding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 06:46:27 May 2, 2011 06:46:27

Here are the official portraits taken by photographer Hugo Burnand in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace BEFORE the kiss(es) on the balcony. I love the group shot with the children, especially the boy leaning in, and her hand on his thigh. I love that Hot Harry, that eternal f-ck up, could not hold his sh-t together long enough to pose with the family without bursting into giggles. Full Story

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