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Scooping the Dress

April 28, 2011 14:05:06 Posted at April 28, 2011 14:05:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we're less than 24 hours away from the wedding. And the big scoop, the big get right now is confirming the designer of Kate Middleton's dress, and of course scoring the first exclusive shot of it. Not when she arrives at Westminster Abbey, because by then two billion people will be seeing it at the same time. Full Story

Putting off the Ultimate Upstage

April 28, 2011 08:55:09 Posted at April 28, 2011 08:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her into a Princess, it likely won’t be that way for Posh as she continues to grumble inwardly about the timing of being pregnant and having an opportunity like this, to look thin and the most stylish ever, for eve ever, squandered. Full Story

Final rehearsal and the night before

April 28, 2011 07:52:21 Posted at April 28, 2011 07:52:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was my turn to take the late shift on live channel hits last night for our network from Westminster Abbey. So it was pretty exciting to be reporting on air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s arrival and departure from their final rehearsal. Flowers were delivered all day. There was activity inside all day. Full Story

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Kate & Chelsy: last minute errands

April 27, 2011 08:05:45 Posted at April 27, 2011 08:05:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped in at her family home in Bucklebury yesterday though not together. He dropped off a small package, she was seen behind the wheel, driving away with her security. This girl is savvy, non? She’s letting us see her when the royal bosses probably want to keep her hidden, and we’re seeing her doing the things she may not be able to do anymore when she becomes a Princess. Full Story

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Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris

April 26, 2011 09:55:28 Posted at April 26, 2011 09:55:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each other, and big smiles. Full Story

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Hot Harry debloated & more about the wedding

April 26, 2011 07:19:42 Posted at April 26, 2011 07:19:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like Kate Middleton’s not the only one who lost weight for the wedding. Hot Harry went on a North Pole Trek with Walking With The Wounded last month and was at the homecoming press conference today in London looking… Debloated! Just in time to step into his military gear and stand with his brother at the altar at Westminster Abbey on Friday, with his girlfriend in one of the pews. Full Story

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B & J at the wedding?

April 25, 2011 13:10:40 Posted at April 25, 2011 13:10:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star Full Story

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I doubt Mrs Middleton will be wearing this

April 25, 2011 07:28:00 Posted at April 25, 2011 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keira Knightley’s brother was married in Glasgow this weekend. Keira was a bridesmaid. Even a movie star can look ordinary in a bridesmaid dress, non? My ma picked out the dresses that my bridesmaids wore. That should tell you the whole story. If I could do it again, I’d say wear your favourite black cocktail. Full Story

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High Street Princess

April 20, 2011 09:35:12 Posted at April 20, 2011 09:35:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Royal Wedding is in 9 days and Kate Middleton has still not gone underground yet. Smart. Even smarter, even though she’s to be the most photographed woman in the world, who’d be able to wear anything from any designer, buy exclusively from the most exclusives, she’s still shopping on the high street. Full Story

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Baby Mother not invited

April 20, 2011 07:53:46 Posted at April 20, 2011 07:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. Or maybe they only extended him one spot because they didn’t want to take the chance that he’d bring his ex-wife Madonna. Full Story

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Two weeks to go!

April 15, 2011 07:33:45 Posted at April 15, 2011 07:33:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her name? For some reason when I say Princess Catherine in my mind I always think of Catherine Oxenberg. Full Story