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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 09:55:28 April 26, 2011 09:55:28

GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each other, and big smiles. Full Story

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Hot Harry debloated & more about the wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 07:19:42 April 26, 2011 07:19:42

Looks like Kate Middleton’s not the only one who lost weight for the wedding. Hot Harry went on a North Pole Trek with Walking With The Wounded last month and was at the homecoming press conference today in London looking… Debloated! Just in time to step into his military gear and stand with his brother at the altar at Westminster Abbey on Friday, with his girlfriend in one of the pews. Full Story

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B & J at the wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 13:10:40 April 25, 2011 13:10:40

I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star Full Story

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I doubt Mrs Middleton will be wearing this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 07:28:00 April 25, 2011 07:28:00

Keira Knightley’s brother was married in Glasgow this weekend. Keira was a bridesmaid. Even a movie star can look ordinary in a bridesmaid dress, non? My ma picked out the dresses that my bridesmaids wore. That should tell you the whole story. If I could do it again, I’d say wear your favourite black cocktail. Full Story

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High Street Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 09:35:12 April 20, 2011 09:35:12

The Royal Wedding is in 9 days and Kate Middleton has still not gone underground yet. Smart. Even smarter, even though she’s to be the most photographed woman in the world, who’d be able to wear anything from any designer, buy exclusively from the most exclusives, she’s still shopping on the high street. Full Story

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Baby Mother not invited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:53:46 April 20, 2011 07:53:46

Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. Or maybe they only extended him one spot because they didn’t want to take the chance that he’d bring his ex-wife Madonna. Full Story

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Two weeks to go!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 07:33:45 April 15, 2011 07:33:45

Two weeks from now, Prince William will be married to Kate Middleton. When do we start calling her Catherine? I mean, I know the palace has officially started calling her Catherine but when do WE started calling her that? Is it when we stick a Princess in front of her name? For some reason when I say Princess Catherine in my mind I always think of Catherine Oxenberg. Full Story

18 days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 06:15:31 April 11, 2011 06:15:31

It’s their final official engagement together before the Wedding. The wedding is 18 days away. Today Prince William and Kate Middleton were in Darwen, Lancashire for the opening of a school. And, well, since it’s the UK and since it’s April, it was raining. Kate held her own black umbrella. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Sore Spot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 08:27:15 April 1, 2011 08:27:15

Prince William escorted his grandmother the Queen today during her visit to RAF Valley where Williams is stationed as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Cute, right? I like the one shot of her talking at him and he’s tucking his chin into his flight suit. Today is April 1st. It’s officially Wedding Month! I just saw my first “Royal Moment” from St Andrew’s, Scotland broadcast on Canada AM this morning. Full Story

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Three more sleeps…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 07:36:43 March 23, 2011 07:36:43

Until Reese Witherspoon becomes a wife again. At least according to Radar as they were the first report that the Witherspoon/Toth wedding would happen on March 26th. More evidence of that was provided last night as Reese, in mom wedges and a cardigan, and Jim and the children hooked up for dinner with family members on both sides. Full Story

The one who needs the wedding diet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 14:15:25 March 21, 2011 14:15:25

Or at least a wedding de-bloat? Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not the stress. Can you imagine the lessons she’s enduring right now? They’re grilling her on behaviour, on posture, on walking, on eating, the angle of her wrist, the level of her eye contact, the protocol, the procedure, the staff, the expectations, the names, the relatives…more, more, more, more, more. Full Story

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