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18 days

April 11, 2011 06:15:31 Posted at April 11, 2011 06:15:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s their final official engagement together before the Wedding. The wedding is 18 days away. Today Prince William and Kate Middleton were in Darwen, Lancashire for the opening of a school. And, well, since it’s the UK and since it’s April, it was raining. Kate held her own black umbrella. Full Story

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Hot Harry and the Sore Spot

April 1, 2011 08:27:15 Posted at April 1, 2011 08:27:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince William escorted his grandmother the Queen today during her visit to RAF Valley where Williams is stationed as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Cute, right? I like the one shot of her talking at him and he’s tucking his chin into his flight suit. Today is April 1st. It’s officially Wedding Month! I just saw my first “Royal Moment” from St Andrew’s, Scotland broadcast on Canada AM this morning. Full Story

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Three more sleeps…

March 23, 2011 07:36:43 Posted at March 23, 2011 07:36:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Until Reese Witherspoon becomes a wife again. At least according to Radar as they were the first report that the Witherspoon/Toth wedding would happen on March 26th. More evidence of that was provided last night as Reese, in mom wedges and a cardigan, and Jim and the children hooked up for dinner with family members on both sides. Full Story

The one who needs the wedding diet

March 21, 2011 14:15:25 Posted at March 21, 2011 14:15:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or at least a wedding de-bloat? Everyone keeps talking about how thin Kate Middleton has gotten lately and they’re saying it’s because she, like so many other brides before her, is on some kind of wedding diet to get into her dress. I wonder if it’s not the stress. Can you imagine the lessons she’s enduring right now? They’re grilling her on behaviour, on posture, on walking, on eating, the angle of her wrist, the level of her eye contact, the protocol, the procedure, the staff, the expectations, the names, the relatives…more, more, more, more, more. Full Story

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So you can’t wait a couple months?

March 17, 2011 09:35:15 Posted at March 17, 2011 09:35:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon is getting married a week Saturday. Radar is reporting that the wedding will take place at her ranch in Ojai on March 26. Supposedly she’ll be wearing Monique L’hullier. It’s expected to be a small, intimate affair. Full Story

Bitter fashion bitch needs to Sit DOWN

March 17, 2011 08:19:00 Posted at March 17, 2011 08:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I posted a photo of myself on Twitter earlier from my “royal wedding attire” shoot with Hilary Alexander at Selfridges. She styled me in a Matthew Williamson dress that many of you have been asking me to identify. That exquisite hat, however, is from her own personal collection. She said she wants me to wear it on Royal Wedding Day while reporting on the event. Full Story

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Princess of Coats & Pancakes

March 8, 2011 07:21:00 Posted at March 8, 2011 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince William and Kate Middleton showed up in Belfast this morning, continuing to tour the nation before their wedding at the end of April. It was a surprise “top secret” trip, apparently for security issues, but both seemed relaxed and in game form, especially for the old biddies and kids who can’t get enough of the Royalness. Full Story

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Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos

March 7, 2011 07:08:16 Posted at March 7, 2011 07:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a very Kate Monday. Third post in a row about a Kate. I think this is about all I can squeeze out. But it’s a good one. Everyone wants to know about The Dress. And London is abuzz that the dress will be McQueen by Sarah Burton. Bold choice! If true, that is. The House of McQueen has firmly denied the report, but royal watchers have countered with the argument that if the label really was chosen by the future Princess, they’d have to deny it anyway to demonstrate they can be discreet. Full Story

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Very deep side part

March 3, 2011 08:17:34 Posted at March 3, 2011 08:17:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham played for the LA Galaxy yesterday in a friendly game against Club Tijuana. As you can see, he’s working a very deep side part. Like military hipster, I guess. Jesus he is handsome. Speaking of fascinators and the Royal Wedding, the Beckhams have apparently been invited. Fortuitously, Becks doesn’t have a game on April 29th. Full Story

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Fascinated with Fascinators

March 2, 2011 14:15:00 Posted at March 2, 2011 14:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana doesn’t get why I’m so into it. It’s standard head-wear at an English wedding, especially when the guest list reads of royals. Sure. I know. But I still find it fascinating, this fascinator business. Maybe because I’ve never worn one. Here are Chelsy Davy and Pippa Middleton at a wedding the other day wearing them. Full Story

Posh > Fergie

February 21, 2011 06:38:00 Posted at February 21, 2011 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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