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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

Diane & Josh: rings?

February 17, 2011 09:15:48 Posted at February 17, 2011 09:15:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how they look in those pants/skirt/dress, then I spend a few seconds judging the pants/skirt/dress, and at that point it’s impolite to keep staring so I look away and fixate on someone else. Full Story

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Worse than Lea Michele

February 4, 2011 09:35:38 Posted at February 4, 2011 09:35:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In our business, the business of gossip, not Dull is good. Full Story

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Kate Moss engaged?

February 3, 2011 14:25:21 Posted at February 3, 2011 14:25:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The source of this report is the UK Sun which can totally be sketch. On occasion though, especially re: British names, they can score, and very accurately too. According to the publication, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss’s longtime boyfriend, proposed to her in bed on Tuesday night. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

December 29, 2010 08:52:27 Posted at December 29, 2010 08:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are in hibernation, so as to leverage more fuel for what’s sure to be an upcoming reality show… Would these two please F-CK OFF??? Needless to say, LeAnn has been documenting every moment of this happy news on her Twitter Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout

December 29, 2010 08:13:05 Posted at December 29, 2010 08:13:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the imminent engagement on its cover. Full Story

Natalie Portman will be pregnant at the Oscars

December 28, 2010 08:52:00 Posted at December 28, 2010 08:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Portman confirmed this weekend that she and choreographer/dancer Benjamin Millepied are expecting and engaged. Portman is considered a lock for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And she’s been workin’ it a lot more than Annette Bening too. Perhaps a baby will be enough to overcome No Strings Attached, her upcoming January release with Ashton Kutcher. Full Story

Zara’s ring

December 21, 2010 10:40:06 Posted at December 21, 2010 10:40:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham Palace for tea when summoned. Full Story

Royal Weddings and Princesses

December 21, 2010 08:14:00 Posted at December 21, 2010 08:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zara Phillips is engaged to Mike Tindall. Tindall is a former rugby player. They’ve been together for years. She of course is the daughter of Princess Anne. She’s the oldest granddaughter of the Queen. She’s an equestrian. She however is not a Princess. Anne decided she did not want her children to have royal titles. Full Story

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You can take the corner

December 15, 2010 07:40:00 Posted at December 15, 2010 07:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Full Story

Royal cuddles!

December 13, 2010 07:18:15 Posted at December 13, 2010 07:18:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thoughts on the official royal engagement portraits? They were taken by Mario Testino whose photographs of Diana are the princes’ favourites. Did you buy that book? Of course I bought that book. She is SO beautiful in that book. I’ve attached the two I like best. As for William and “Catherine”’s – the formal photo looks like their heads have been glued on, non? Especially his. Full Story