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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

So you can’t wait a couple months?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 09:35:15 March 17, 2011 09:35:15

Reese Witherspoon is getting married a week Saturday. Radar is reporting that the wedding will take place at her ranch in Ojai on March 26. Supposedly she’ll be wearing Monique L’hullier. It’s expected to be a small, intimate affair. Full Story

Bitter fashion bitch needs to Sit DOWN

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 08:19:00 March 17, 2011 08:19:00

I posted a photo of myself on Twitter earlier from my “royal wedding attire” shoot with Hilary Alexander at Selfridges. She styled me in a Matthew Williamson dress that many of you have been asking me to identify. That exquisite hat, however, is from her own personal collection. She said she wants me to wear it on Royal Wedding Day while reporting on the event. Full Story

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Princess of Coats & Pancakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 07:21:00 March 8, 2011 07:21:00

Prince William and Kate Middleton showed up in Belfast this morning, continuing to tour the nation before their wedding at the end of April. It was a surprise “top secret” trip, apparently for security issues, but both seemed relaxed and in game form, especially for the old biddies and kids who can’t get enough of the Royalness. Full Story

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Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 07:08:16 March 7, 2011 07:08:16

It’s a very Kate Monday. Third post in a row about a Kate. I think this is about all I can squeeze out. But it’s a good one. Everyone wants to know about The Dress. And London is abuzz that the dress will be McQueen by Sarah Burton. Bold choice! If true, that is. The House of McQueen has firmly denied the report, but royal watchers have countered with the argument that if the label really was chosen by the future Princess, they’d have to deny it anyway to demonstrate they can be discreet. Full Story

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Very deep side part

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2011 08:17:34 March 3, 2011 08:17:34

David Beckham played for the LA Galaxy yesterday in a friendly game against Club Tijuana. As you can see, he’s working a very deep side part. Like military hipster, I guess. Jesus he is handsome. Speaking of fascinators and the Royal Wedding, the Beckhams have apparently been invited. Fortuitously, Becks doesn’t have a game on April 29th. Full Story

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Fascinated with Fascinators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 14:15:00 March 2, 2011 14:15:00

Duana doesn’t get why I’m so into it. It’s standard head-wear at an English wedding, especially when the guest list reads of royals. Sure. I know. But I still find it fascinating, this fascinator business. Maybe because I’ve never worn one. Here are Chelsy Davy and Pippa Middleton at a wedding the other day wearing them. Full Story

Posh > Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:38:00 February 21, 2011 06:38:00

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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Diane & Josh: rings?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 09:15:48 February 17, 2011 09:15:48

There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how they look in those pants/skirt/dress, then I spend a few seconds judging the pants/skirt/dress, and at that point it’s impolite to keep staring so I look away and fixate on someone else. Full Story

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Worse than Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 09:35:38 February 4, 2011 09:35:38

It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In our business, the business of gossip, not Dull is good. Full Story

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Kate Moss engaged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 14:25:21 February 3, 2011 14:25:21

The source of this report is the UK Sun which can totally be sketch. On occasion though, especially re: British names, they can score, and very accurately too. According to the publication, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss’s longtime boyfriend, proposed to her in bed on Tuesday night. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 08:52:27 December 29, 2010 08:52:27

So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are in hibernation, so as to leverage more fuel for what’s sure to be an upcoming reality show… Would these two please F-CK OFF??? Needless to say, LeAnn has been documenting every moment of this happy news on her Twitter Full Story

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