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Kate Middleton: McQueen and new photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 07:08:16 March 7, 2011 07:08:16

It’s a very Kate Monday. Third post in a row about a Kate. I think this is about all I can squeeze out. But it’s a good one. Everyone wants to know about The Dress. And London is abuzz that the dress will be McQueen by Sarah Burton. Bold choice! If true, that is. The House of McQueen has firmly denied the report, but royal watchers have countered with the argument that if the label really was chosen by the future Princess, they’d have to deny it anyway to demonstrate they can be discreet. Full Story

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Very deep side part

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2011 08:17:34 March 3, 2011 08:17:34

David Beckham played for the LA Galaxy yesterday in a friendly game against Club Tijuana. As you can see, he’s working a very deep side part. Like military hipster, I guess. Jesus he is handsome. Speaking of fascinators and the Royal Wedding, the Beckhams have apparently been invited. Fortuitously, Becks doesn’t have a game on April 29th. Full Story

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Fascinated with Fascinators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 14:15:00 March 2, 2011 14:15:00

Duana doesn’t get why I’m so into it. It’s standard head-wear at an English wedding, especially when the guest list reads of royals. Sure. I know. But I still find it fascinating, this fascinator business. Maybe because I’ve never worn one. Here are Chelsy Davy and Pippa Middleton at a wedding the other day wearing them. Full Story

Posh > Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:38:00 February 21, 2011 06:38:00

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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Diane & Josh: rings?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 09:15:48 February 17, 2011 09:15:48

There are two things I never notice: pregnancy and wedding rings. You know how when you check someone out, there’s an unconscious but not really list that gets ticked off? For me, it’s always shoes, then hair, then skin, then I want to know about the body, how they look in those pants/skirt/dress, then I spend a few seconds judging the pants/skirt/dress, and at that point it’s impolite to keep staring so I look away and fixate on someone else. Full Story

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Worse than Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 09:35:38 February 4, 2011 09:35:38

It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In our business, the business of gossip, not Dull is good. Full Story

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Kate Moss engaged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 14:25:21 February 3, 2011 14:25:21

The source of this report is the UK Sun which can totally be sketch. On occasion though, especially re: British names, they can score, and very accurately too. According to the publication, Jamie Hince, Kate Moss’s longtime boyfriend, proposed to her in bed on Tuesday night. Full Story

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Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 08:52:27 December 29, 2010 08:52:27

So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are in hibernation, so as to leverage more fuel for what’s sure to be an upcoming reality show… Would these two please F-CK OFF??? Needless to say, LeAnn has been documenting every moment of this happy news on her Twitter Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon’s engagement rollout

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2010 08:13:05 December 29, 2010 08:13:05

Her people confirmed exclusively to Us Weekly yesterday that she will marry Hollywood agent Jim Toth. As repeatedly noted, celebrity gossip has a way of playing out over time. These are the shenanigans that make their sh-t so fascinating. Because two months ago, on October 22nd, Us Weekly announced the imminent engagement on its cover. Full Story

Natalie Portman will be pregnant at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 08:52:00 December 28, 2010 08:52:00

Natalie Portman confirmed this weekend that she and choreographer/dancer Benjamin Millepied are expecting and engaged. Portman is considered a lock for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And she’s been workin’ it a lot more than Annette Bening too. Perhaps a baby will be enough to overcome No Strings Attached, her upcoming January release with Ashton Kutcher. Full Story

Zara’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 10:40:06 December 21, 2010 10:40:06

Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham Palace for tea when summoned. Full Story