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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G

December 2, 2010 08:20:38 Posted at December 2, 2010 08:20:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? I love it. Full Story

Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding?

November 25, 2010 14:15:30 Posted at November 25, 2010 14:15:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that wasn’t the most prudent thing to say, he covered: "I'll probably be busking outside. Full Story

Not a cash bar wedding

November 24, 2010 12:44:07 Posted at November 24, 2010 12:44:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies to you. I’m just saying if you’re inviting a hundred + people, and that dress is a statement, and the venue is somewhere supposedly all class, and your wedding photography is choreographed like an advertisement for stationary, a cash bar wedding is the total sh-ts. Full Story

Her own security detail

November 18, 2010 09:45:47 Posted at November 18, 2010 09:45:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve spent half an hour going through old photos for this article. And I could have spent all day. Have decided that every time I post about the Engagement, I will also go through the archives and post the new old pictures. If you have to ask me why, this story is not for you. You should skip to the next. Full Story

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She wore blue too

November 16, 2010 10:46:36 Posted at November 16, 2010 10:46:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have been glued to BBC. Don’t lie. I know many of you have been as well. If only we could get ITV over here. ITV has the exclusive first sit-down interview and it will air at 7pm in London, 2pm ET/11am PT. Before that though there was the photocall and they did speak briefly with reporters while posing. Full Story

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Porny paid

November 16, 2010 09:29:14 Posted at November 16, 2010 09:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s not going to be left behind as a spinster or that dumbass’s opportunistic boyfriend exploited her at her lowest moment, proposed with a Ring Pop, and talked her into buying her own bloody engagement ring at Harry Winston. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

November 15, 2010 08:05:23 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Was it a 2 for 1 deal?

August 26, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at August 26, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK! Magazine had the exclusive on Hilary Duff’s wedding day – at a rumoured rate of $1 million – and now they’re publishing her personal honeymoon photos. Was it a 2 for 1 deal? Or was that extra cash money for the newlyweds? As you can see, there’s a pool shot and some flattering scenic pictures and oh, of course, the standard “Just Married” in the sand cheese photo now shared with millions of people in the pages of a celebrity weekly, rounding out their entire wedding march – from proposal to wedding to honeymoon, we’ve seen every step of the way! I guess when the work is slow, you take what you can. Full Story

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Weekend Weddings

August 2, 2010 09:12:23 Posted at August 2, 2010 09:12:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All around the world I suppose. And of course for celebrities too. I liked Chelsea Clinton’s dress. Don’t love, but like more than I thought I would. Also...wedding thinnification? I hope Alicia Keys will be happy for a long time. I hope their baby arrives safely. I hope. But this dude. Full Story