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Zara’s ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 10:40:06 December 21, 2010 10:40:06

Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham Palace for tea when summoned. Full Story

Royal Weddings and Princesses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 08:14:00 December 21, 2010 08:14:00

Zara Phillips is engaged to Mike Tindall. Tindall is a former rugby player. They’ve been together for years. She of course is the daughter of Princess Anne. She’s the oldest granddaughter of the Queen. She’s an equestrian. She however is not a Princess. Anne decided she did not want her children to have royal titles. Full Story

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You can take the corner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:40:00 December 15, 2010 07:40:00

Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Full Story

Royal cuddles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 07:18:15 December 13, 2010 07:18:15

Thoughts on the official royal engagement portraits? They were taken by Mario Testino whose photographs of Diana are the princes’ favourites. Did you buy that book? Of course I bought that book. She is SO beautiful in that book. I’ve attached the two I like best. As for William and “Catherine”’s – the formal photo looks like their heads have been glued on, non? Especially his. Full Story

The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 08:20:38 December 2, 2010 08:20:38

While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? I love it. Full Story

Piano Riddler at the Royal Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2010 14:15:30 November 25, 2010 14:15:30

This is Elton John today in London leaving BBC Studios looking like Jim Carrey’s Riddler. He was asked on the radio today whether or not he’ll be performing at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Elton’s response: "I probably am." Then, perhaps realising that wasn’t the most prudent thing to say, he covered: "I'll probably be busking outside. Full Story

Not a cash bar wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2010 12:44:07 November 24, 2010 12:44:07

I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies to you. I’m just saying if you’re inviting a hundred + people, and that dress is a statement, and the venue is somewhere supposedly all class, and your wedding photography is choreographed like an advertisement for stationary, a cash bar wedding is the total sh-ts. Full Story

Her own security detail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2010 09:45:47 November 18, 2010 09:45:47

I’ve spent half an hour going through old photos for this article. And I could have spent all day. Have decided that every time I post about the Engagement, I will also go through the archives and post the new old pictures. If you have to ask me why, this story is not for you. You should skip to the next. Full Story

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She wore blue too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 10:46:36 November 16, 2010 10:46:36

I have been glued to BBC. Don’t lie. I know many of you have been as well. If only we could get ITV over here. ITV has the exclusive first sit-down interview and it will air at 7pm in London, 2pm ET/11am PT. Before that though there was the photocall and they did speak briefly with reporters while posing. Full Story

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Porny paid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 09:29:14 November 16, 2010 09:29:14

See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s not going to be left behind as a spinster or that dumbass’s opportunistic boyfriend exploited her at her lowest moment, proposed with a Ring Pop, and talked her into buying her own bloody engagement ring at Harry Winston. Full Story