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Celebrity wedding and Hollywood engagement updates.

She wore blue too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 10:46:36 November 16, 2010 10:46:36

I have been glued to BBC. Don’t lie. I know many of you have been as well. If only we could get ITV over here. ITV has the exclusive first sit-down interview and it will air at 7pm in London, 2pm ET/11am PT. Before that though there was the photocall and they did speak briefly with reporters while posing. Full Story

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Porny paid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 09:29:14 November 16, 2010 09:29:14

See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s not going to be left behind as a spinster or that dumbass’s opportunistic boyfriend exploited her at her lowest moment, proposed with a Ring Pop, and talked her into buying her own bloody engagement ring at Harry Winston. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2010 08:05:23 November 15, 2010 08:05:23

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Was it a 2 for 1 deal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2010 08:21:00 August 26, 2010 08:21:00

OK! Magazine had the exclusive on Hilary Duff’s wedding day – at a rumoured rate of $1 million – and now they’re publishing her personal honeymoon photos. Was it a 2 for 1 deal? Or was that extra cash money for the newlyweds? As you can see, there’s a pool shot and some flattering scenic pictures and oh, of course, the standard “Just Married” in the sand cheese photo now shared with millions of people in the pages of a celebrity weekly, rounding out their entire wedding march – from proposal to wedding to honeymoon, we’ve seen every step of the way! I guess when the work is slow, you take what you can. Full Story

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Weekend Weddings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2010 09:12:23 August 2, 2010 09:12:23

All around the world I suppose. And of course for celebrities too. I liked Chelsea Clinton’s dress. Don’t love, but like more than I thought I would. Also...wedding thinnification? I hope Alicia Keys will be happy for a long time. I hope their baby arrives safely. I hope. But this dude. Full Story

All Star Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2010 13:21:02 July 13, 2010 13:21:02

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are big names, but they’re not HUGE names. They do however know HUGE name people. And so their wedding celebration last weekend in Lake Como, Italy attracted some very HUGE names. Names like Meryl Streep (Devil Wears Prada), George Clooney (Leatherheads), Matt Damon (Adjustment Bureau), and other former costars including Stanley Tucci, Billy Crudup, David Schwimmer, and more. Full Story

People getting married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 07:26:40 July 12, 2010 07:26:40

So many people getting married. Got married. Am sure you’ve heard: Carrie Underwood to Mike Fisher, Emily Blunt to John Krasinski... The wedding details should be available on the cover of a magazine some time soon. Can’t wait to see Country Bitch’s gown. Somehow she always tacks it up. Full Story

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Country Bitch silver and legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 10:08:42 May 27, 2010 10:08:42

You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no matter what she wears it’s like you’ve already seen it. Full Story

What are you up to...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2010 12:19:48 February 24, 2010 12:19:48

Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. Full Story