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Here comes the bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:02:10 September 25, 2014 15:02:10
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It’s an obvious title. But I feel like we have to get obvious here. Because, well, nothing has been subtle about the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding roll-out. He told us when and where. We know the hotel, we know the designers, we know the officiant. In two days, George will marry Amal in Venice. Full Story

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An Alamuddin wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 19:29:05 September 17, 2014 19:29:05
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I feel like I know more about this wedding than the Kanye West wedding. That said, you know who would agree with making the wedding as big of a f-cking deal as possible and broadcasting it far and wide? My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. It’s a celebration. You don’t hide a celebration in a corner. Full Story

Are you going to the wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 15:03:46 September 17, 2014 15:03:46
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There are a lot of fans of Matt Damon out there. But Matt Damon doesn’t make himself available too often for pap shots…even though, ahem, he lives very close to the Afflecks. This is another conversation. Here’s Matt Damon out for dinner in Brentwood last night. They keep putting his name on the reported list of celebrity guests to George Clooney’s wedding. Full Story

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Clooney’s DeMille

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 13:22:37 September 16, 2014 13:22:37
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The Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed yesterday that George Clooney will be the 2015 recipient of the Cecil B DeMille Award. You think they’re giving it to him on the just the work…and not because they want him to show up at their party? Come on. It’s the HFPA. Full Story

George’s wedding extravaganza

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2014 13:37:50 September 15, 2014 13:37:50
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Andrew Goodman/ Rachel Murray/ Getty

The lead-up to George Clooney’s wedding feels less like Brange and more like Kanye, non? Italy didn’t seem to be as interested in the Kanye spectacle as they are in George’s though. Perhaps it’s because they really do consider him a homeboy. Everyone in Venice is all over it. Full Story

George Clooney’s wedding invitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2014 12:45:51 September 12, 2014 12:45:51
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One of them. There was a report from a French outlet a few weeks ago, remember? About George Clooney’s 3 part wedding? First a civil ceremony in England on September 12 – that’s today. Then Venice for a reception the weekend of September 26. Then in October, on the 25th, another party just outside London. Full Story

George & Amal's first carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2014 11:58:32 September 8, 2014 11:58:32
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Andrew Goodman/ Rachel Murray/ Getty

This was supposed to be the lead story. It was when I wrote the column last night. But nothing trumps a royal baby. Not even George Clooney’s wedding. He and Amal Alamuddin walked the carpet together in Venice on Sunday at Celebrity Fight Night, doing us a favour - we now have proper not blurry, not papped, side-by-side shots (that don’t cost a fortune) of them to use whenever there's a story. Full Story

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Amal like a princess?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2014 15:58:01 September 5, 2014 15:58:01
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Amal Alamuddin was seen in London yesterday after having spent over an hour at the Alexander McQueen studio, leading to speculation that Sarah Burton is doing the wedding dress. You’ll recall, Burton also did Princess Catherine’s wedding dress. That dress, obviously, had to be more classic, verging on the more conservative side of the McQueen spectrum. Full Story

A $13 million wedding gift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2014 14:15:02 September 4, 2014 14:15:02

Page Six reports that Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, and Brad Pitt were paid $13 million for two days of work on a new commercial directed by Martin Scorsese. As I mentioned the other day, it’s a promotion for billionaire James Packer’s casino empire – click here Full Story

Brange: Buttock Futtock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:49:04 September 2, 2014 12:49:04

That’s what was on her veil, as drawn by one of the kids. And here’s a sweet detail about the Brange wedding, that accompanied the Brange photos, as revealed in HELLO Magazine which went on sale this morning in the UK: Brad had a tribute to Angelina’s mother engraved in stone in the setting where the ceremony took place. Full Story

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The Brange wedding photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:16:37 September 2, 2014 12:16:37

Like I said, they’re always so considerate. You’re a slug after the long weekend. You can’t imagine what could get you hard, coming back to work after 3 days off. And this… This is how they welcome you. Who cares about nude photos? All that matters: the Brange wedding photos. Full Story