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Friday, August 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

More porn, less corn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 21:18:20 August 28, 2014 21:18:20
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Ferdaus Shamim/ Getty

So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

George Clooney congratulates Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 17:18:47 August 28, 2014 17:18:47
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SWNS/ Splash, Chris Jackson/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

Brange managed to do it while everyone else was on Clooney wedding watch. And now Clooney has released a statement on the Brange wedding, telling PEOPLE:  "How great is that? I'm really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family. Full Story

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The Masters Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 14:50:33 August 28, 2014 14:50:33
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SWNS/ Splash, Chris Jackson/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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Good morning, Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 13:55:54 August 28, 2014 13:55:54
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story

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Money before wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 14:33:43 August 27, 2014 14:33:43
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FameFlynet

George Clooney is getting married…eventually. I wrote about the new wedding rumours yesterday – click here for a refresher. Now the speculation is that it’ll be in three parts: first a civil ceremony in England on September 12 followed by a weekend party in Venice on September 26 and a bigger castle-style reception in England again on October 25. Full Story

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George Clooney post-Venice?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 18:02:58 August 26, 2014 18:02:58
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Splash

George Clooney did not marry Amal Alamuddin this weekend while we were obsessing over the Beyonce Video Awards and the Emmys. Now that the international entertainment media shifts its focus to Venice then, it’s not likely he’ll do an Italian wedding during the next two weeks. So there are now new rumours. Full Story

Cameron & Benji to marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 17:55:11 July 31, 2014 17:55:11
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Clasos.com.mx/ Splash, Pacific Coast News

PEOPLE reports today that Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are super serious and there might be a wedding. A source tells the magazine: "It's early, but they have talked about marriage.” Also, he’s practically living at her place. Full Story

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Charlize’s engagement ring?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2014 17:00:37 July 25, 2014 17:00:37
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

It was already reported a couple of weeks ago that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are ready to marry – click here for a refresher. Apparently they want to do it soon, in South Africa, while they’re there shooting a movie. This week Charlize was seen at LAX with what looks like an engagement ring on her finger – click here Full Story