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George Clooney is “marrying up”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 17:23:39 July 21, 2014 17:23:39
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George Clooney spoke to Variety the other day to sh-t on The Daily Mail some more. Click here to read the article. I understand that he wants to treat them like they treat others and it is indeed kinda funny that they have to just eat all his punches bent over. Full Story

Charlize & Sean to marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2014 15:39:05 July 17, 2014 15:39:05
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

US Weekly is reporting that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn want to get married and are planning to do it in South Africa this summer while they’re working on a movie together. According to the magazine’s source, the couple also intend to adopt soon after their wedding. Soon? All of it has been soon. Full Story

The Hardy Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2014 14:48:48 July 17, 2014 14:48:48
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David M. Benett/ Getty

Actually, no, wait, his son isn’t there. So almost the whole Hardy family. Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley were at the Blag Clothing launch yesterday in London. Woodstock came with them. Man, I wish I could take my dogs to a party. Anyway, I saw these shots at the Daily Mail Full Story

A Very Wahlberg Wedding

Maria Posted by Maria at July 15, 2014 18:14:49 July 15, 2014 18:14:49
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Dr. Jenny “You Can’t Fire Me I Quit!” McCarthy recently did an interview with Howard Stern, and say what you will about Howard, he has no shame when he interviews a D-list celebrity. (Source) When the topic of her upcoming wedding to Donnie Wahlberg comes up, he grills her about Mark Wahlberg and brings up the rumour that Mark isn’t a fan of the relationship. Full Story

Amal and George: family time in Como

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 15:27:15 July 3, 2014 15:27:15
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Keystone

Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney were photographed after dinner in Lake Como last night with his parents. I think they’ve been there at least a week. Her ma was there late last month too. And they keep saying that Como is where they’re getting married. So are they all coming back in September to make it official? Or do they just stay there the whole time to make it an extra, extra long summer holiday? I feel like that might be exhausting. Full Story

Looking like Como

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2014 15:20:17 June 25, 2014 15:20:17
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Ramey

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin spent a few days at his Lake Como home the other day. Her mother was with them. And according to PEOPLE they all had a great time. Also, as previously reported, they supposedly looked at wedding venues. Now US Weekly Full Story

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George & Amal pre-wedding Como

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 17:25:36 June 23, 2014 17:25:36
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Ramey

Lake Como? He spends his summers there. And that’s where George Clooney was seen with Amal Alamuddin on Friday, but not at his villa. Supposedly they were checking out potential wedding venues. Naturally Amal wore white. They walked around hand in hand. Then they went for dinner. According to Aunt Starla – you remember Aunt Starla Full Story

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George Clooney’s rogue aunt says Brad Pitt might be the best man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2014 16:15:29 June 19, 2014 16:15:29
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Feng Li/ Getty

The Rogue Relative. So many celebrities have one. The Rogue Relative often makes his/her appearance whenever there’s a celebration or a tragedy. The Rogue Relative is always good for a soundbite. The Rogue Relative isn’t discerning about who s/he gives the soundbite to, which is why the Rogue Relative usually shows up in one of the trashier tabloids, or the Daily Mail. Full Story

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George Clooney’s Downton wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2014 20:39:45 May 27, 2014 20:39:45
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Gene Young/ Splash

The Daily Mail is reporting that George Clooney and Amal Alamudding are considering getting married at the place where they shoot Downton Abbey because she supposedly loves the show. And since she lives in England and they’re a UK paper, that makes them an authority on this wedding. Full Story

Beyonce was in the Hamptons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2014 13:30:45 May 26, 2014 13:30:45
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Lester Cohen/ Getty

Here’s what I wrote on Friday: Is B going to the wedding this weekend? God I hope not. But how do they get out of it? Jay and Kanye are collaborators. Close collaborators. If he doesn’t go, would be seen as a sign of disrespect, non? Well, they didn’t go. Full Story