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George Clooney’s rogue aunt says Brad Pitt might be the best man

June 19, 2014 16:15:29 Posted at June 19, 2014 16:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Rogue Relative. So many celebrities have one. The Rogue Relative often makes his/her appearance whenever there’s a celebration or a tragedy. The Rogue Relative is always good for a soundbite. The Rogue Relative isn’t discerning about who s/he gives the soundbite to, which is why the Rogue Relative usually shows up in one of the trashier tabloids, or the Daily Mail. Full Story

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George Clooney’s Downton wedding?

May 27, 2014 20:39:45 Posted at May 27, 2014 20:39:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Daily Mail is reporting that George Clooney and Amal Alamudding are considering getting married at the place where they shoot Downton Abbey because she supposedly loves the show. And since she lives in England and they’re a UK paper, that makes them an authority on this wedding. Full Story

Beyonce was in the Hamptons

May 26, 2014 13:30:45 Posted at May 26, 2014 13:30:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lester Cohen/ Getty

Here’s what I wrote on Friday: Is B going to the wedding this weekend? God I hope not. But how do they get out of it? Jay and Kanye are collaborators. Close collaborators. If he doesn’t go, would be seen as a sign of disrespect, non? Well, they didn’t go. Full Story

Maleficent covers PEOPLE

May 14, 2014 16:54:07 Posted at May 14, 2014 16:54:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Santi/ Splash

Today is the one year anniversary of Angelina Jolie’s op-ed in The New York Times in which she revealed that she’d had a preventative double mastectomy. May 14, 2013. Click here to re-read it. This year she’s appearing in a different kind of publication. Full Story

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George Clooney’s perfect proposal

May 1, 2014 15:31:13 Posted at May 1, 2014 15:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More details about how George Clooney proposed to his “match” Amal Alamuddin…but first, because many of us seem to be annoyed by this “match” characterisation of Alamuddin, considering Clooney is hardly at her level… Have you read the Slate announcement of the engagement? Click here Full Story

Porny gets to keep the cheque

March 24, 2014 13:02:44 Posted at March 24, 2014 13:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her body is keeping the cheque. Here’s Porny showing off her body – and some serious calf muscles – while out with her freeloader in LA yesterday. Full Story

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Mila’s engagement ring

February 28, 2014 14:30:36 Posted at February 28, 2014 14:30:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This shouldn’t be a surprise. In fact, we’ve been expecting it for a while. Ever since Ashton Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore went through, there’s either been an engagement watch or a pregnancy watch. So, now, it’s official. Mila Kunis is wearing a huge ring. Full Story

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Blair and Seth got married!

February 18, 2014 21:02:21 Posted at February 18, 2014 21:02:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew H. Walker/ Getty

US Weekly is reporting that Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married. No other details. It was the same with their engagement. I don't even know if they officially confirmed it. So far I've not seen pictures. But if there were photos, perhaps we would have had more information? Like exactly when and where and what she wore etc. Full Story

Kate Bosworth’s Martha wedding

December 20, 2013 16:19:08 Posted at December 20, 2013 16:19:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kate Bosworth tweeted out a photo of herself on the cover of the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings. Her husband shot it. You have to give it to them on there, non? They do it together, equally, the famewhoring. Full Story