Britney Whitney, Whitney Britney
They clean up for a short time, then they revert back. Oh Britney…oh Whitney.
Whitney and Bobby Brown at Joe’s Crab Shack in Georgia. As you can see, Whitney is all kinds of gorgeous. Especially with that cleaning rag on top her head.
As we all know, Whitney tasted stardom super young. She was a national treasure, the perfect voice, the cleanest image. Bobby Brown helped her shed the good girl and explore the dirty. And then came the addiction and the scandal which led to quite possibly (yes, am going to hell – see you there) one of the most entertaining celebrity interviews, like, ever.
Whitney and Diane Sawyer…do you remember?
My friend Christina Culver, she likes to sit around with her fellow fashion designer gays imitating the best lines. Only a fag and his hag can truly appreciate the beauty of that hour.
Some of the classics – the all time quotables:
Come on, 730? I wish. No. I wish that was making that money off of me, you could share it with me. No, no way. I want to see the receipts. From the drug dealer that I bought $730,000 worth of drugs from. I want to see the receipts. (you remember her hands opening and closing? Like gimme gimme gimme? Almost lost my mind).
I"m not sick, Diane. I am not sick. Let"s get that straight. I"m not sick. Okay? I"ve always been a thin girl. I"m not going to be fat, ever. Let"s get that straight. Whitney is not going to be fat, ever. Okay? (now hear that in your mind. Don’t tell me you don’t love it.)
And the infamous:
First of all, let"s get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let"s get that straight. Okay? We don"t do crack. We don"t do that. Crack is wack.
Fast forward two years and the tabloids had photos of her nasty bathroom with crack pipes all over…
And then suddenly cleaned up, reunited with Clive Davis, formally divorced that loser. There can be miracles … when you believe.
Or not. It appears she couldn’t stay away, could she? And don’t tell me she’s not baked out of her tree. Or worse. Don’t.