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Celebrities who are famous but really shouldn't be...

Why Is Madonna’s Grill?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2013 15:45:12 August 22, 2013 15:45:12
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Check out Madonna in Rome at the opening of her Hard Candy Fitness Club. As you can see, she’s wearing a grill. Why Is Madonna’s grill? Celebitchy posits that it might be about copying Miley Cyrus and staying young and relevant. I can’t argue with that. Full Story

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Boring Blake is important in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 08:37:47 July 6, 2010 08:37:47

Don’t delude yourself into thinking that Hollywood has substance. Hollywood is, and will always be, a looks-based industry. That’s the answer to Why Is Blake Lively. Because, if you’ve spent any time at all watching Gossip Girl, you know it’s certainly not about talent. But it is about those legs. Full Story

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Why Is for Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2010 09:31:34 February 10, 2010 09:31:34

Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic jut of her jaw. Full Story

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Why is Orlando Bloom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 06:58:38 December 2, 2009 06:58:38

Last week he was in Marrakesh with Jennifer Aniston and my Gwyneth for the opening of some hotel. Yesterday he was in Vegas with Rosario Dawson and some other people for the opening of another hotel. What exactly does Orlando Bloom do? A perfect candidate for Why Is Full Story

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 15:31:00 October 23, 2009 15:31:00

Camilla Belle? It’s a super fun game Duana introduced last week over email, starting a chain with me and Michelle that lasted a solid hour beginning with this question: Why is Lake Bell? “Why Is” is an art. “Why Is” does not apply to Megan Fox. You might hate her, and I might hate admitting it, but Megan Fox is not irrelevant, sorry. Full Story

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