Will George bring his new piece to TIFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 10:00:13 July 30, 2009 10:00:13

Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian.

And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto at a special presentation. Clooney is already confirmed for the Venice Film Festival so he’ll be on the circuit, and, professional as he is, chances are very, very good, if he’s able, that he’ll be at TIFF too.

And will she be with him?

As you’ve heard over the last couple of days, George is bedding a new Italian piece called Elisabetta Canalis. She’s gorgeous, sexy as hell, and…as dirty as he is?

Claudia sent me the link yesterday.

I’m warning you. It’s extremely graphic, very, very, VERY NSFW. You do not want to click on it if you’ve never watched porn. Like hard porn. HARD PORN.

Yes. Apparently Elisabetta Canalis is/was a porn star. Allegedly. And not the “classy” kind with nice lighting and roses and lots of baths and bubbles and kissing.

No, we’re talking fellatio followed by seminal fluid hitting the face –that kind of porn. Which is AMAZING. Especially if she becomes his new “steady”. How will People Magazine deal with her past? Will they whitewash her resume?

Hope she’s smart enough to hang on. I love it when Clooney has a girlfriend.

File photos of Canalis from Bauergriffinonline.com
File photos of Clooney last month shooting a commercial from Splashnewsonline.com

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