The Straw, the Camel

June 30, 2008 12:57:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The nail in the coffin.

I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church.

It’s called the New Village Academy – a school founded by Will and Jada Smith where 80% of students receive bursaries in order to pursue what the Smiths believe is a higher standard of education.

Sounds good, right?


But it gets even better.

Word is a third of the teachers at New Village Academy are Scientologists and part of the curriculum is based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard. Or as Tom Cruise would say: LRH…with a fist pump. And now Will and Jada are pumping his freak ass beliefs into the minds of unsuspecting young learners.

Will’s publicist is vigorously working to deflect criticism, insisting that New Village is not a Scientology study facility, that all practices are welcome, that they are providing the best, most advanced programs to those enrolled at their school without any intention of recruiting new members to the house of Xenu.

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This is an organisation that ruthlessly attacks its detractors, that has attempted to undermine psychiatry and the good work it’s achieved with those living with mental illness and addiction, that is cloaked in secrecy behind sinister machinations. And Will Smith is teaching it at his school???

Le sigh.

Is it time to break up with Will? Has the mighty Xenu taken him away forever? Is Will a Xenu prophet?

Chills, chills, chills.

Attached – Will and Jada at the Mandela concert on Friday.

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