Tom & Katie at the Jingle Ball
I have no idea what they were doing there but Will & Jada Smith seemed to love them so here they are, unable to keep their hands off each other and as robotic as ever. I'm always amused when I see her arm draped across his shoulders - is there any other pose that screams 'asexual' as well as this one? I realise it's because of the midget/tall girl difference but if you ask me, standing like this only draws more attention to the obvious. And by the obvious, I mean the height thing…not the gay thing, which has its own very telltale signs. Like the fact that he took her ice skating for her birthday and stayed on the rink for a full half hour longer than she did. How much you wanna bet he wasn't practising his slapshot? It's a shame, gossips. A f&cking shame. Katie, as you can see, is absolutely lovely. Very, very attractive. Great nose, great skin (when he's not giving her weird viruses), great hair. A Hollywood tragedy, y'all. That's what it is. And we have lost her forever.
