Worst Pecs: Sheryl Crow
February 8, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2006 12:00:00
I know she’s dealing with a lot right now. Heartbreak sucks ass and I applaud that she’s back out there so quickly. But if looking good is the best revenge, my girl isn’t quite hitting the mark. No one wants to see a caving chest barely holding up a take it or leave it dress. And nothing screams old, dehydrated, and “look at my inhospitable womb” like a protruding clavicle and a couple of weird looking pecs. So if Sheryl wants to get back up on a new younger man, she’s got a LOT of work to do.