Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor

In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him?

Ew!

Of course he milked every last drop out of that shit, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma & Louise. Blasphemy!

Mario is now the host of the entertainment programme Extra which probably means they paid to have People make the declaration…but please. It’s a messed up economy but are their standards really so low? Mario f-cking Lopez?

How can he be crowed the hottest bachelor when 1. no one’s heard of him and 2. his groin is full of cheesy beef?

I will never understand the MiniVan.

Photos from Wenn.com

Posted on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:55 AM