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Celebrity news and Scientology, mostly featuring Tom Cruise and John Travolta

Yesterday was Katie Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2015 14:16:30 March 19, 2015 14:16:30
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Remember when Katie Holmes was a ninja? How she left Tom Cruise without Tom Cruise knowing? Secret cell phones and lawyers undercover and a new security team, all in place well before she blindsided him: I’m leaving you. Then it was every day paps with Suri in New York, part protection and part promotion. Full Story

Mission: Impossible 5 may or may not be having issues

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 24, 2015 16:06:52 February 24, 2015 16:06:52
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Depending on who you talk to. Last week, The Hollywood Reporter stated that production on Mission: Impossible 5 shut down for a week while a mysterious unnamed writer worked over the finale to provide the film with a better ending. But, on the same day as THR’s report, M:I5 director Christopher McQuarrie tweeted from the set, indicating that production was ongoing, if it had ceased at all. Full Story

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A “timely intervention”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2015 15:25:49 February 20, 2015 15:25:49
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After screening at Sundance, HBO has released the first trailer for Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology. There are no faces. Just voices. And reviews from major media outlets. And images of… machinery. Machines for minds. Machines for brainwashing? And words like the ones in the title. Full Story

Cruise & Cruz together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2015 21:54:39 February 12, 2015 21:54:39
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Gossip Nostalgia! When Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman broke up, he had a brief situation with Sofia Vergara before making Penelope Cruz his bonafide. They were together for three years.  Full Story

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Tom Cruise’s pre-Twilight meadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 14:29:32 January 27, 2015 14:29:32
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You know how that meadow is a big f-cking deal to Twi-Hards? Well f-ck off Twi-Hards, because Tom Cruise meadowed first! So you’ve heard about Going Clear? The new HBO Scientology documentary that premiered at Sundance? Word is HBO assembled a team of 160 lawyers to cover their asses so that they could go ahead and make this movie. Full Story

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The Science of Willow & Jaden Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2014 14:45:44 November 18, 2014 14:45:44

If you haven’t already, you have to read the New York Times interview with Willow, 14, and Jaden, 16, Smith. It’s a mind f-ck. It’s such a mind f-ck that I don’t know even know how to analyse it. Except to say that for all that the Smith family does to directly address speculation that they’re heavily involved in Scientology, you have to wonder what part Scientology has played in their development. Full Story

Birthday Shave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2014 13:41:58 August 11, 2014 13:41:58
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The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre celebrated its 45th anniversary on Saturday. I just… I can’t… We can’t talk about Michael Pena. So let’s focus instead on John Travolta who was there with Kelly Preston, because they’re always there, because when they’re not there he ends up, well, you know, getting a massage. Full Story

Top Gun 2 and a new girl for Tom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2014 15:28:38 April 17, 2014 15:28:38
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Earlier this week, ScreenRant posted an article about the proposed Top Gun sequel and a possible plot: Drones. He’s the grizzled veteran in a world where pilots are dinosaurs. But wait! Can computers really fly planes and out-maneuver the bogeys? Of course not. Full Story

Xenu’s mega church

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2013 15:41:19 November 19, 2013 15:41:19
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This happened the other day in Clearwater, Florida. Xenu opened a big ass church. Thousands of people showed up for the dedication of the $145 million development project, including the 377,000 square-foot Flag Building, the tallest in the city…including Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. Full Story

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Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Suri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 15:25:26 November 12, 2013 15:25:26
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More information from that deposition is being leaked. In case you missed it, Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for saying he abandoned Suri. Click here for my initial post about it last week. During the deposition, in addition to blaming Scientology for his alleged estrangement from his daughter, the magazine’s lawyers suggested that Tom was so disconnected from Suri that he went to Cameron Diaz’s birthday party instead of being with his child. Full Story

Protecting Suri from Scientology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2013 21:45:15 November 7, 2013 21:45:15
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Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for calling him a sh-tty father. IN TOUCH’s publisher Bauer Media is fighting back and details from the deposition from their legal proceedings have been leaked to Radar Online. They asked him about Scientology and the impact it had on Suri. Full Story