Xenu Smut Articles

Celebrity news and Scientology, mostly featuring Tom Cruise and John Travolta

La Petite Sci

April 3, 2008 09:16:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 09:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She looks French! Somehow the GMD and KatE Holmes Cruise were able to produce a Gallic heir. Look at that pout! And that adorable overbite… seriously, how can you not love Little Sci! Elle est trop mignone! From the pages of the new OK! Magazne Full Story

Like GMD, Like GMD!

April 1, 2008 10:59:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie’s new haircut – it looks like the GMD! He wants her to complete him… by BECOMING him! CHILLS, CHILLS, and more f&cking CHILLS! Here’s Katie last night out for dinner. Hard to say for sure if it suits her (I kinda like it), at least not until we get a better shot, and still not known whether it’s for a role, but you bet your leather chaps and feathers that her husband likes it very very much. Full Story

Little Sci Almost 2!

March 27, 2008 13:51:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 13:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The world has been clamouring for more Little Sci, especially since it seems the GMD and Robobride have kept her tucked away for quite some time now, supposedly because they want to jack up the value of her 2nd birthday photos. Attached – scans from a German magazine (thanks to German readers for the tip) of the most recent photo of Little Sci taken at an LA park. Full Story

The GMD and the Seven Dwarves

March 26, 2008 09:24:00 Posted at March 26, 2008 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speak of the Xenu… this just in! The GMD has been found. With exclusive information on what he’s been up to. Am told that Tom Cruise was spotted yesterday at the Walt Disney studio lot taking a meeting with Dick Cook who is the top dog at Walt Disney. Little Sci was with her dad, no Katie, and they were outside the Team Disney Building with the Seven Dwarves (the Gay Midget Dwarf and the Seven Dwarves!) looking at the statues of Mickey and Minnie and they were attended to by 3 assistants and 3 security. Full Story

Will on Xenu

March 18, 2008 07:24:00 Posted at March 18, 2008 07:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. Full Story

The GMD’s Birthday

March 14, 2008 13:08:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 13:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’s golden boy Tom Cruise. Full Story

Presenting Katie… to Forest!

March 6, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story