LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson.
Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there is hope.
Rob went home for the holidays. To London. Here he is arriving yesterday in, yes, the same flannel shirt he’s been photographed wearing day after day for the last several days. Good. Stay there. As long as you can. Purge yourself of the Hollywood. Have sex with Sienna Miller. Or Kimberly Stewart. Or Peaches Geldof. Totally Peaches Geldof. Get some dirty London back in your British ass…
And no more convertibles. LipGloss drives a convertible!!!
As for LipGloss… poor thing is said to be a crankier bitch than ever, surprised that the Pattinson hype still hasn’t died down and now even more alarmed that the HFPA is courting Rob as a potential presenter at the Golden Globes. 17 Again, Zac Efron’s next film, is due for release in April. Given the timing, LipGloss is pushing for a more substantial presence to promote it. As in Oscar presenter. Ha.Ha.Ha.
17 Again trailer is below. But you’ve already seen the movie four, five times in the last 15 years. Trust.
17 Again trailer