Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her?

I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me.

But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look at her footwear. Necessary? No. It’s Rossum. It’s ROSSUM.

And it’s time.

To play Would You Rather Rossum.

Ready?

Would You Rather:

Be friends with the sugar-raping Emmy Rossum…

Or…

Be Heidi Montag’s shoulder to cry on.

Oh!

A classic case of sh-t vs the runs.


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