Aging Gorgessity Articles
It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used to be my life. Full Story
Diane Lane is on my husband’s Freebie Five. A rare moment of enlightenment for him…it must be rewarded. Here is beautiful Diane at last night’s premiere of Nights in Rodanthe in New York with Richard Gere. She has a softness to her…something so sensual… and she looks sexy as all hell in the trailer. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
After seeing Helen Mirren in a bikini yesterday, my husband had to make room for her on his Freebie Five. It’s all about the silver fox and today more of the same.
Meryl Streep glowed last night at the NYC premiere of Mamma Mia. Am told she’s pretty spectacular in the movie too. Pierce Brosnan, on the other hand, well Pierce apparently tries to sing. And fails miserably. So badly that his hilarious inability actually becomes one of the film’s selling features, just to hear it for yourself. Snort.
Thursday – online all day, refresh often!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com
Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story
Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote. Seriously... that skin is amazing! Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT pimp her kid pics off to a tabloid. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Please.
Can we worship Meryl Streep off the top today? This is Meryl Streep promoting Mamma Mia in Germany – hot and stylish without having to freeze her face. Too bad Nicole Kidman couldn’t be so courageous.
It’s Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Peter Fonda is not the man with the other woman.
PPs. Ricky Martin is not one of the boys. Neither is Robbie Williams. Close…but without so much world flavour.
My girls and I had a giggle about this the other day. Of course we were obsessing over some girl we’d met earlier – so thin but so old. But not really that old. It’s the Face or Body Dilemma. As you age, you have a choice: stay a size 2 but look like a crypt keeper or go up a few sizes, preserve a pretty face, but concede that the ass might not be as perky. Full Story
Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of 33 of the hottest celebrities over 50. Among them: Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Denzel, Bruce Willis, Ian McKellen (yes yes yes!), Iman (this bitch is 50???), Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange (totally disagree. Full Story
No doubt she's a crazy bitch. Loopy as all shit, unpredictable and prone to frequent and freakish incoherent outbursts. But last night Sharon Stone was there for AMFAR. As she is every year. And because she was there for AMFAR, she was working it for AMFAR on her best behaviour. The fact is, as we all know, there is no cure for AIDS. Full Story
