Ali Lohan Gossip
When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. Full Story
Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story
Young people at a community centre in Harlem yesterday were exploited by Dina Lohan when she dropped in with cameras to shoot a segment featuring the child she’s currently pimping – Ali Lohan. A reminder: Ali Lohan is 14. As you can see, there is nothing 14 about this child. No idea what the scene involved but Dina dragged her mother out along with them, just to make sure everyone in the family is properly used. Full Story
Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? Don’t tell me it couldn’t happen. Full Story
The insufferable Miley Cyrus eating up the paparazzi attention yesterday in a cute purple dress with boots and not so subtly inviting the public to covet her. After her triumphant appearance at the Oscars, Miley is said to be more confident than ever about world domination. She’s 15. And Ali Lohan is supposedly wild with jealousy. Full Story
No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as her sister Lindsay. Justice! Dina and Ali showed up last night at some event and yapped about their reality show, confirming that indeed Ali is the star of the project: “Lindsay has her own career. Full Story