Ashlee Simpson Gossip
So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in New York and last night stepped out with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Full Story
People.com is reporting it now so it must be true, right? Or they must want us to believe it’s true right? Because according to the celebrity ass-kissing magazine, Ashlee Simpson is indeed pregnant and she and Pete Wentz will wed in May. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Am road-weary and slightly hung over but ready to blog all day from West Hollywood! Dashed in and out of Portland yesterday after visiting the set of Twilight – more on that coming soon and tune into eTalk this week to watch the interviews with the cast including Robert Pattinson (Edward), Kristen Stewart (Bella), and Rachelle Lefebvre (Victoria). If you haven’t yet heard of Twilight…you will and get ready. Based on the series by Stephenie Meyer, the film is scheduled for release in December and you know, movies don’t open in December unless they are expected to be huge. Trust.
And Pete Wentz says Ashlee Simpson isn’t expecting anything… except desperate publicity for her album and her new line of clothing. Since news of their engagement barely stirred, how sad they had to pull out the baby hoax. And then vehemently call it a baby witch hunt... but STILL nobody cared!
Sit DOWN Pete Wentz.
Voting closes today at 5pm ET for Media Idol. Am so excited and honoured for your support so far. Please click here to help me get through to the finale where hopefully I can win $1,000 for Covenant House and match $1,000 of my own. Thank you, love you, owe you, and apologies for sounding so sh*t.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. This is not Bono. Feel better?
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – they’re engaged, she confirmed it online ending weeks of speculation. Oh and by the way, she’s launching her own clothing line… it comes out on April 22nd. Coincidence … or conspiracy? Why are these f*ckers SO transparent??? How long can a marriage/engagement really last if it’s exploited for professional purposes right off the get? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com... Full Story
Not that Ashlee Simpson isn’t pretty. Because she is. Really pretty. But also pretty ordinary. Particularly because of the ordinary nose. Everyone orders this nose. It’s the most popular nose on the menu. A nose that has rendered her face kinda like every other face. Just ask Ashley Tisdale. Full Story
Pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson has totally f&cked up Jessica Simpson’s career, not to mention her love life, and now he’s also failing with Ashlee. Ashlee’s new album was set to drop in November but has since been pushed back to early 2008. Word is she’s back in studio for rewrites and tweaks. Full Story
Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story
Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story
It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in Ashlee getting thrown up against a wall. Full Story
Ashlee Simpson arriving for Fashion Week. Kinda generic-looking with the new nose but pleasant to look at all the same. Pleasant is a good thing. Pleasant is not an eyesore. Pleasant is also not Jessica Simpson. Have a look – Tranny Simpson also in NYC leaving Nobu yesterday. Problem with Jessica is that everything about her is a full on assault - the lips, the tits, the linebacker arms, and I didn’t know people still wore those one piece leotard things… Really? Girl better step up her A game, if it exists, and fast. Full Story
Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves. But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl's girls can relate to. Because while she may be a girly girl, she is also a boy's girl. A girl who lives for a boy, a girl who is validated through a boy. Full Story
Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story
Under the tutelage of Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson is all about big hair, loud lips, too much makeup, and overcheese. Curiously enough, for the last few weeks, Ken Paves has been remarkably absent, replaced by another Mo called Harley Pasternak, Jessica’s trainer who seems to have exerted a rather positive influence. Full Story
The mark of a true faghag…every time she gets dumped, every time her heart aches, Jessica Simpson runs for the ‘Mos. It’s our one common thread. After Nick there was Ken Paves. Everywhere went Jessica, everywhere went Ken. Ken and his budget ass weave. Ken of the soap opera hairstyles. Full Story
EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. Full Story
Mandy Moore out and about on several occasions in NYC over the last few days to promote her new record Wild Hope. Terrible title. Awful, awful cheese title. Like Celine Dion awful. But this is Mandy. And Mandy deserves to be celebrated. For being sweet and normal and smart and not Jessica Simpson, for not starving, for refusing to starve, and for owning her curves – a stand out in Hollywood, worthy of much more praise and fame…. Full Story
When I saw Jessica Simpson in Cannes, she was already tighter than she’d been in months. Told me she was back on her extreme diet and work out plan in preparation for Major Movie Star which starts shooting in July. Shame to waste such energy on a sure box office bomb but as you can see, her hard work is paying off. Full Story
I’m telling you, Rachel Zoe for Cameron Diaz is a resounding smash hit. Grudging sigh. Anyway, here’s Cam tonight in London for Shrek wearing a dress to kill for and slit pockets along the side – love dresses with pockets! Except usually they’re of the baby doll variety on a full-ish skirt. Full Story
Over…already? Or over…for now? Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson came out recently, just weeks after getting comfortable with beign photographed together in public, suddenly split because she was reportedly tired of his commitment-phobe bullshit. Word is it happened around Memorial Day but while some reports indicate finality, others say it’s another case of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson – make up break up all the time. Full Story
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer on a minibreak in Cabo the other day having what looks like a very serious discussion. She seems like she’s protesting the piss, he appears to be insisting on it as exchange for having to dumb his ass down. Apparently no resolution to the impasse. Is she finally growing a spine? Is she standing up to the Golden Shower and saying N-O, love me for who I am? Not for what you can urinate on? If so… respect. Full Story
