Ashton Kutcher Gossip
Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her surgeon too. Full Story
Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story
Cannot wait to see what Cam will wear tonight at the Costume Institute Gala. And if the shoes she wore for a junket this weekend in New York are any indication… Cam is going to bring it. Cam is going as a guest tonight of Vogue. Yes. Vogue. As in Anna Wintour. As in NOT Emmy Rossum... Full Story
Cameron Diaz made a bright return to the carpet last night in LA for the premiere of What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, she was lovely and spirited and she and Ashton have wonderful chemistry. They actually look really, really great together, non? What Happens in Vegas opens next Friday. Can it take down Iron Man? Cammie vs Gwynnie! Photos from Wenn.com... Full Story
Ashton turned up with Lake Bell at the What Happens in Vegas London premiere tonight in a leather jacket and pants that hang just so, quivering quivering quivering… But shame! Look who showed up on his carpet! Do you recognise Rebecca Loos? Do you remember Rebecca Loos? David Beckham cheated on Victoria with Rebecca Loos. Full Story
Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Full Story
Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on Saturday at Kids’ Choice where she received the Wannabe Award. Full Story
This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story
Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story
Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? Apparently, most of the time… No. Full Story
Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. Full Story
F&ck Ashton Kutcher is hot. When he’s not a total Gary he is some serious loin quivering ridiculous sexy. Have you seen the trailer for What Happens in Vegas? Click here to view http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/whathappensinvegas/trailerb/ - Ashton is beautiful. Full Story
No for real. Like actually playing dominos – it’s the latest in themed parties for celebrities, favoured in particular by Ashton and Demi at a super glam old school benefit event last night. And he is SERIOUS about his dominos. Apparently when the tournament started it was like – game on, bring it. Full Story
Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught in a passionate embrace. He reminds me of Daniel Craig. Full Story
Gwen and Gavin in black and fuelling the baby bump obsession. Why do people lose their sh*t these days over baby bumps??? More intriguing is the Gwen/Madge connection. As you can see, Gwen and Gavin brought their brand to the Malawi event last night, though there have long been rumours that her Madgesty does not appreciate that Gwen is essentially the new Her. Full Story
Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it goes without saying that Demi is a beautiful, beautiful woman. Full Story
Heads up Vancouver… if you’re interested in where and how Jennifer Aniston’s been spending time in your city, this is your checklist. Last week, I reported she dined at Cioppino’s and, for her dining options at least, she’s preferred to keep it in Yaletown. Jen hit up Goldfish the other night and also Brix. Full Story
Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood event at the weekend. Ashton is SO hot when he’s not Gary... Full Story
Brittany Murphy looks sooooo great. Better than she has maybe ever. But for some reason, unfathomable literally to everyone, she up and married this ….creep. A creep with allegedly some illegal alien issues and a very, very shady past. WTF??? Must have also been an awkward scene last night as both Brittany and Ashton Kutcher – see here... Full Story
Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher stepped out last night at the Juicy Couture store opening in Beverly Hills showing off a much shorter ‘do… and a rather interesting cut. You likey? Me likey. Me likey Ashton clean-faced and handsome. Am also feeling his Pipsqueak ensemble. Also love how their noses are starting to match. Full Story
