August 28, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2017 13:25:37 August 28, 2017 13:25:37

Kristina! Happy Birthday! Lisa tells me it’s super sexy when you talk science. I’ve never heard you talk science but I already know I would be attracted. My favourite podcast is Radiolab. This week the episode was all about the Voyager 1 probe that’s still out there, getting farther and farther away from us but still sending back valuable information – on 8 track! At this point, it’s like Voyager 1 has developed a personality: intrepid old school explorer, still trucking along while all the new, shinier creations can’t quite keep up. Voyager 1 is basically R2-D2. My point is that I can understand why your friends are so turned on by your brain. I get hard over a 30 minute radio show about science. You, meanwhile, are the best guest at a dinner party.

By request, here are Stanley Tucci, Will Arnett, and John Krasinski.

John Parra/ Robin Marchant/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Pietro D'aprano/ Jim Spellman/ Steve Mack/ Getty Images

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