Avril Lavigne Gossip
Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Full Story
Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? Apparently, most of the time… No. Full Story
Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi: “THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ” Can you hear her saying it in her forever grade 10 voice? So punk ass poseur is all tough and tumble, says she’s not into getting papped… but consider this: - Avril’s tour isn’t selling like it was expected to. Full Story
NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she apparently became “visibly upset” and had to be consoled by husband Deryck, boo hooing that “I wanted to do the countdown!” Poor baby was finally placated when more champagne was brought out to her table. Full Story
Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll recall the two hung out for a while a couple of years ago, even prompting rumours they were lesbian lovers. Full Story
Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating a commandment. photos from WENN... Full Story
My soul dies a little every time I have to compliment Avril Lavigne. But as mentioned the other day, while her personality is the douchest, Avril’s style is the cutest. And style is all about individuality. Check her out last night at the MTV Latin America Music awards in an adorable strapless sequin, not paired with heels (which anyone could have done) but with matching tricked out chucks. Full Story
First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. Full Story
Her attitude is for shit, her music sucks, her lyrics suck even harder, she’s emotionally stunted, has the maturity of a nine year old…but Avril really is so pretty, non? Here she is Germany and Russia a few days ago promoting her new album and again back in LA with her husband. Look at that nose. Full Story
It’s not necessarily the arrogance…the arrogance is standard Hollywood fare. It would be impossible I suppose to get up in front of thousands of people and perform, even if the songs are bubblegum shit. Confidence is a requirement, I get that. What I don’t get is the insulting lack of humility and the ingratitude of it all. Full Story
How utterly original. No wonder they’re married. Because what says made for each other like matching public spittle? And on an album cover no less? Can you picture Avril’s quiver? This is Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. This is their upcoming release – watch out you don’t choke over the artist genius. Full Story
Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. Full Story
What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom Avril has supposedly “co-written”, and with whom she used to have a close friendship. Full Story
Avril Lavigne on the set of her new video shooting what looks to be an astounding creative achievement, something we’ve never seen before, least of all from her. Skulls and skateboards and scooters, acting all crazy and poser bad ass with an equally bad ass group of friends…and Oh.My.God…she’s, like, breaking new ground by expressing herself through graffiti – pink and black and a plaid skirt with fishnets. Full Story
Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off on the cover of Blender… Hot? No. Full Story
It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And now…and now Avril wants to be Angelina Jolie? Interviews in Australia, talking shit AGAIN about Brit…makes sense of course since Avril herself is charisma personified. Full Story
Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’s new record still – in my husband’s words – licks balls. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
The Spears Family draggin’ their shit out for public consumption… verging on not fun smut.
Sigh.
So how’s this for Canadian contrasts? The Ellen Show today…Ryan Gosling – SO endearing, so funny, so likeable. And then Avril Lavigne – SO the opposite. One you want to get to know better, the other you couldn’t give a f&ck.
Why? Because Ryan Gosling actually has a personality, although he might want to stay away from skinny jeans.
And forgot to mention – saw Fracture a few days ago. Call me Cruise but AnThony Hopkins (don’t forget the hard “T” per Gwyneth) is a sexy beast. Creepy, crawly, crazy…but sexy. The man is a f&cking master. And watching him spar onscreen with the one of Hollywood’s most talented young actors was fascinating – like he was challenging Ryan Gosling in every scene: bring it kid, come to school, I’m far from dead.
Love, love, love.
Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts including one addressing the panicked McGoslings.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
I say Lame. Avril Lavigne’s new album is called The Best Damn Thing, launch party was last night, but check out the photos and you tell me… is it really? Is it really The Best Damn Thing? Yeah so I know she’s trying to be irreverent and it’s, like, so funny. And it’s, like, so cool. Full Story
Avril Lavigne bought a new house. Almost $10 million in Bel Air with 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a steam room, sauna, and more – grown up living for an emotionally stunted little twerp. All this of course on the eve of the release of her third album, originally and brilliantly titled “The Best Damn Thing”. Full Story
