Baby and Bump Obsession Articles
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story
Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze's wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story
Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story
Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story
Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story
While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I'm too "mean" to their idol. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.
Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.
Better news…
After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.
It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.
PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.
Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and Ben Affleck are fine. Full Story
KatE Holmes Cruise will appear on Broadway in All My Sons in September. Remember Mario Lopez had to be ordered to vacate the theatre to make room for everyone coming from the Church of Scientology? The problem is… Katie Holmes doesn’t sell. Full Story
Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was in hospital as a precaution. Full Story
And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’s her natural hue. Full Story
Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when most blogs laughed at her claims that she doesn’t have a nanny and looks after her twins on her own. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Spain will play on! Which means another game for Iker. Ohhhh Iker.
But here’s the Iker dilemma: does Iker look as good in street clothes as he does on the pitch? That’s what makes Becks Becks, right? That he can own a suit and wear the sh*t out of a pair of jeans. Am worried Iker cannot do the same. Am afraid to see any candids. Please don’t send any candids. At least until after Sunday. Go SPAIN!
So the Brange bump emerged yesterday – In Touch Weekly paid for these exclusive shots of the Jolie, still very much pregnant less than a week ago which would make Entertainment Tonight’s story that she’d already delivered very much not true. The magazine claims Angie is on bedrest until the Holy Twins arrive. How fortunate for the photographer shooting this image that he/she happened to be there during the few minutes of the day she was allowed to be out and about!
By the way…have you heard? Wanted opens today. Am seeing it tomorrow. You?
Friday – am home! Online all day. Refresh often and have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Donald Trump is not hiding away a mistress.
PPS. The Doll Me Up fashion show presented by the fashion graduates of John Casablancas Institute goes down July 4th at the Roundhouse Community Centre in Vancouver featuring designs from The Block, Nouvelle Nouvelle, Mintage, One of a Few, Dace, In the Pink, Tyte Lids, Horizon Eyewear, Fusion and Warren, as well as JCI students Joscelyne Schroeder, Antonella Pica, Kim McFarlane, Shanda Rogoschewsky and Harmin Kaur.
All proceeds will support Covenant House Vancouver which just launched its new website! Michelle…I LOVE it.
For Doll Me Up tickets, contact Julia Chan at (604) 773-8360 or 120productions@live.ca. See you there? And then we all head to George Michael together? GEORGE MICHAEL!
PPPS. Cover Girl smutty sponsorship week concludes today with celebrity Gotta Have It style porn and a relic from the 80s that I really, really want. Click here to see.
It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story
Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer are super tight. So it was no surprise to see Gavin in the stands yesterday centre court at Wimbledon supporting his friend and he brought along his wife Gwen. They were the cutest, cuddling during the match. See attached –she has her arm draped around him during a lengthy point. Full Story
After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible hermy housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
They say travel is not allowed after a certain point in pregnancy… right? Am far from the expert, although since I’m surrounded by it, I hear things.
So Gwen Stefani is currently in London having made the trip over from Los Angeles. But Gwen is expected to deliver in California which would mean she’d have to fly back, offering a clue into when the Holy Jolie Twins could be expected. Gwen and Angie are supposedly on the same bump track.
Dustin Hoffman initially said August. Will the double deities bless the world on 8/8/8 after all? It seems an awfully long ways off… but nothing is impossible when it comes to the Pitts, including disappearing when they want to. As evidenced since Cannes, Angelina is seen only when they want her to be seen. Where their brand is concerned, she and Brad are always in control. But you didn’t think the paps were that clever, did you?
Tuesday - blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Jeff Bridges is not hiding a mistress. Jamie Gertz isn’t a mistress.
Gwyneth Paltrow pictured here leaving the Coldplay afterparty in the West Village. But of course she and Chris departed separately – don’t you know? Anything to avoid being photographed together, right? Sigh. Sometimes my best friend needs to sit DOWN too. But this is not what you’re fixated on, is it? No. Full Story
Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation for the Sticky & Sweet tour which kicks off just a week after her 50th birthday. Full Story
Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can you imagine your guests getting down to Paranoid Android? Perhaps it was a bad omen even then. Full Story
