Brad Pitt Gossip
Brad Pitt was riding around today in LA on his bike today. Then it broke down. “Thanks God” the paps were around. He ended up hitching a ride off one of them and they drove off. Damn he is hot right now. It’s the whole package, non? His hair looks great. His skin looks great. His pants – please please please note the pants. Full Story
Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the relentless reports coming out of In Touch, Life & Style, Star etc about the rumoured demise of The Relationship. Full Story
This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards on Saturday. Full Story
It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED THREE TODAY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember when she was born? Baby Jesus had to go into hiding. Full Story
The Jolie, she eats. And it’s not carrots. It’s cake! After a whirlwind trip to Cannes to join Brad Pitt on the carpet for Inglourious Basterds – click here... Full Story
Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky. Full Story
It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story
Tonight they’ll do it full on carpet style. But last night a little more private. Radaronline has just secured these photos of the Brange kissing last night. Full Story
A fried rice day indeed. The press screening was at 8:30am. Here’s how it works: thousands of journalists are accredited every year for the Cannes Film Festival. We’re able to view films at scheduled press screening times but only on a first come first serve basis colour coded by badge. For the more popular films, queuing early is critical, even if your badge is one of the higher levels. Full Story
After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off shooting, will join Brad on the carpet tonight, then goes back to New York to resume work while he stays here for press Thursday and Friday before returning home for1 the weekend. Full Story
Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling her in the middle of the night – click here for details... Full Story
Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the chest area. Is that a breast wrap? Whatever it is it’s not flattering. Full Story
In a suit, right? After a boys boozy weekend in Miami, surrounded by eager looking ladies, George Clooney emerged today in the sunshine wearing office attire on the set of Up In The Air. His own suits easily eclipse the fit of this one but that’s the idea behind the costume, I guess…? After all, he can’t play himself in every movie. Full Story
It’s Angelina Jolie today in NYC on the set of Salt. The dress is long and flowy which totally means next week the bottom feeding rags will be announcing her pregnancy: Angie gets pregnant to trap Brad into not leaving! The economy is in the sh-ts. Only scandal and splits sell at the newsstand. Full Story
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to go underground for a while after so much exposure during award season. She’s shooting Salt, they’re living in some crazy ass mansion on Long Island, and as such, the bottom feeding rags have chosen to capitalise by printing weekly reports about their split. Full Story
Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the MiniVan Majority members lining the block outside her trailer, smiling for photographers, eager to show the world that – surprise! – she’s shooting another romantic comedy. Full Story
Edward Norton sightings don’t happen often. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen ones. So we’re two for two this week. Must take advantage. This is Edward last night at the Signature Theatre Company Gala in New York with longer hair and some kind of tan? He looks young. And fresh. And relaxed. And hot. Full Story
Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally! Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. Full Story
Angelina Jolie continued shooting Salt this weekend in New York, apparently finally done with the blonde wig scene and switching over to the black. Maybe it’s the lighting but that foundation…it’s too dark, non? And she looks super tired. Perhaps this is the point. The Jolie is supposed to be playing a wronged spy on the run. Full Story
While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look at those people standing around taking pictures. Full Story
